tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-80319021811057746332024-03-10T17:07:20.512+05:30पुणेरी मिसळकाल, आज आणि उद्याचे(परवाचे पण) किस्से, काही मजेशीर, काही गंभीरगंभीर, काही उगाचच...काही विचार..
इंग्रजी, मराठी, आणि अर्थहीन भाषांमध्ये प्रकाशीत.
Published in English, Marathi and Gibberish.Chinmay Datarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04810867628135118894noreply@blogger.comBlogger136125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8031902181105774633.post-67041183094539162792021-06-27T11:55:00.003+05:302021-06-27T11:55:42.669+05:30मृग नक्षत्र<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQatXHsgj6BvrrU4geaqcJ4UFK7-ntkcZlnEWDdYoHhboMzFQ2FRNwoKzwJM1g0m8UIMY-EmYPbh6XkceXacULc91yeqtcP4znQSwJI6TpA3ms1kkxvbNKXoRCQKmDZnpddsE1LYShkvI/s1080/Untitled.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="720" data-original-width="1080" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQatXHsgj6BvrrU4geaqcJ4UFK7-ntkcZlnEWDdYoHhboMzFQ2FRNwoKzwJM1g0m8UIMY-EmYPbh6XkceXacULc91yeqtcP4znQSwJI6TpA3ms1kkxvbNKXoRCQKmDZnpddsE1LYShkvI/w640-h426/Untitled.png" width="640" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p><br /></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: Mangal, serif; font-size: 12pt;">अमर व्याध हा अमर हरिण तो</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-bidi; mso-bidi-theme-font: major-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-bidi;">-कुसुमाग्रज<o:p></o:p></span></b></p><br /><p></p>Chinmay Datarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04810867628135118894noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8031902181105774633.post-37657397850191461592020-09-06T06:15:00.003+05:302020-09-06T09:35:00.630+05:30Bandish Bandits - Review<p style="text-align: justify;">Yesterday I happened to binge-skip watch a new Amazon Prime series - Bandish Bandits. It was good to see that an entire series where music seemed to be the protagonist was created. However, the series never gets you totally hooked to it, nor does it leave a lasting imprint on your mind.</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Ill not discuss the plot over here - but I will certainly say that it feels like a cocktail of various emotional, stylistic, musical, personal and ego conflicts. These conflicts could all have caused severe upheavals during the collision course of each- all are stories worth exploring in detail, but never fully explored. At the end of the season, It felt a lot of backstories had forced closures and it was hard to understand why.</p><p style="text-align: justify;">In terms of the story, it comes across as a confused cacophony of well known stories all compressed into one tale. A large hint of the life of a great Pandit, mixed with elements of Katyar Kaljat Ghusali, the portrayal of classical music as being dependent on a wealthy patron(Kings), financial struggles of the protagonist,the opposites attract theory, with a healthy dose of emotional jealousy on the lines of Aashiqi series all coated with a dollop of the millennial relationship conundrums and you get a confused and confusing output. </p><p style="text-align: justify;">In terms of acting, I read enormous praise for Naseeruddin Shah. I give him full marks for all the non-musical side of his role. However, when it came to portraying performances, they were not as intense as a "kaslela gayak" of the stature of Panditji would deliver. His portrayal of Ghulfam Hassan was far better. Atul Kulkarni felt more like an established stalwart and estranged singer that the script was demanding. The Viraha song on the last episode is probably the best song in the entire series and has been portrayed really well. In general his facial expressions when coming up with long taans, the effort that is needed for that, catching the sam looks on cue. I dont know what to make of the lead(Radhe). Hes acted OK - but his performance as a "Sadhak" of music does not stay with you. I think the lead who plays Tamanna does more justice to the role and is probably more suited to the character. The supporting cast of family members do a good job.</p><p style="text-align: justify;">When it comes to the locations - I thought that the team managed to capture the essense of Jodhpur. Its a city I have enjoyed visiting and I could feel the vibe of the fort, the mirchi vada thelas and the havelis. It was refreshing to see the story set in a non-traditional music center(Gwalior, Jaipur, Delhi, Varanasi etc). I have to give it to the cinematographers. Some of the shots of the riyaz sessions in the temple were fabulous.</p><p style="text-align: justify;">However, my severest criticism for this show is reserved for the music. For a SEL production, the music is really not up to the mark. This coming from the same team that gave us brilliant music in Katyar Kaljat Ghusli is surprizing. Its probably the absence of a genius in shape of Pt. Jitendra Abhisheki which is the biggest differentiation between the two albums. Bandish Bandits at best is a mediocre music album. The new and upcoming singers selected for playback do not do justice to the egos and characters portrayed on screen. The worst part is at times the singing is extremely besura. If this was deliberate, I dont understand the reason for doing that. Overall, musically, the album feels lacking the X factor. Not a single song really captivates you, except for maybe the Marwa/Pooriya at the end.</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Overall, I feel this was a really underwhelming series. It kept on moving goalposts on the quintessential ego clash and showdowns that are central to portrayals of the musical world. In the end the whole pitch was filled with a lot of unnecessary moving targets. The showdown at the end was not much of a showdown. Too much content was force fitted in space of 10 episodes which ultimately led to a total loss of interest to see each episode in full. Music, which is supposed to be the theme, ultimately loses out on the much needed screen space. Musically, the album fails to deliver. As an avid listener of classical music, the music is disappointing at best. The end result is a mashup of ideas which do not add up and does not live up to ones expectations.</p>Chinmay Datarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04810867628135118894noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8031902181105774633.post-36470930825355263422020-01-10T13:09:00.003+05:302020-01-10T14:52:58.009+05:30बचेंगे तो और भी लड़ेंगे<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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10 Jan 1760 is the Hautatmya diwas of Dattaji Shinde. In a pitched battle against the combined forces of the invading forces of Ahmed Shah and the "local anarchist" Najib Khan Rohilla, Dattaji fell at the battle of Buradi Ghat. Sometimes, I wonder, if later historians while studying our history, came up with a popular marathi phrase of "satarashe sath(chi) vighna.(seventeen sixty hardships)" based on the happenings, events movements between this date and the culmination on 14th Jan 1761. The lead up to Panipat was full of difficulties which could have led to the popularization of the phrase, along with "Sankrant Kosalane" for the disaster that struck on the fateful day. If not, we should make it a point to remember it as such, considering the terrible price we had to pay a year later.<br />
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Let us also never forget Najib Khan Rohilla- the person who killed Dattaji. A recurring blot of a character throughout Indian history he was a catalyst for the third battle of Panipat. It is essential that we identify these modern Najibs and unmask them before they unleash any more cross border Abdalis on us. We can see them peeping up from various campuses all over the country.</div>
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Prabhu Ramchandra gave us Hindus a very wise teaching which reads मरणान्तानि वैराणि निर्वृत्तं नः प्रयोजनम्।[Enmity ends with death; it is of no use to desist] This was always respected, with the notable exception being Najib. Maratha armies, under the command of Visaji Pant Biniwale and Mahadji Shinde later in 1771 defeated his son Zabita Khan, captured Patthargadh and gave Najib his much needed Azadi from a claustrophobic tomb.</div>
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These Najibs should never be forgotten as they are entrenched in our society - scheming to find schisms in your ranks and exploit it for their own selfish motives and benefits. </div>
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Neither should we ever forget our history and our mistakes. We had our share of Satarashesath Vighna - the reasons for which are well established. No more should they repeat. Panipat 3 could have been won, maybe should have been won. Panipat 4 is in the making, and if we are to win, reflecting on our history is a must.</div>
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Keeping in mind the possibility of the inevitable and the generosity of the bridge building Najibs of today for wholesale mass reporting and stifling a differing opinion than their own, we will remember the warrior Dattaji with his famous last words to carry us through any darkness that may befall and give us the strength to fight - <b>"बचेंगे तो और भी लड़ेंगे."</b></div>
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रालेला परत आलो</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">, </span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">तेव्हा विमानतळापासून घरी यायला उबर केली होती. उबरचा
ड्रायव्हर आफ्रिकन-अमेरिकन होता. आत्तापर्यंत जेव्हाकेव्हा उबर वापरली आहे</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">, </span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">तेव्हा
आफ्रिकन-अमेरिकन ड्रायव्हर असला की गप्पा मारायला धमाल येते असा माझा अनुभव आहे.
अनेक विषयांवर हे लोक खूप सहज आणि मोकळेपणाने बोलतात</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">. अनेकदा खूप कमी शब्दात किंवा
काहीच न<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>बोलता आयुष्यातले कटू प्रसंग</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> सलणाऱ्या </span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">भावना आणि उघड
जरी नसला</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> तरी गौप्य पद्धतीने चालणारा वर्णभेद यावर
काहीतरी खोल बोलून जातात</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> नकळत व्यक्त होऊन
जातात.</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">सहसा हवा</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> अमेरिकेत कधी आलात,</span><span lang="MR" style="mso-bidi-language: MR;"> </span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">त्यांचा आणि माझा मूळ
गावं/देश याबद्दल बोलण्याने संवाद सुरु होतो. बरेच लोक तितक्यावरच थांबतात</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> पण नकळत गौरवर्णीय विरुध्द कृष्णवर्णीय यांतला नकळत होणारा
फरक चटकन सांगून जातात. पण बरेच लोक मोकळेपणाने बोलतात. आफ्रिकेतल्या सुदान</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> सोमालिया</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> किंवा इतर
युद्धग्रस्त देशातून पलायन करून आलेले अनेक लोक इथे उबर ड्रायव्हरचं काम करताना
दिसले आहेत. आपल्या देशी परत जाऊ शकत नाही याची त्यांना प्रचंड खंत असते आणि ते दुःख अनेकदा दिसून येतं. पण
यातल्या अनेकांना भारताबद्दल जबरदस्त कुतूहल आहे. त्यांचे अनेक मित्र दिल्ली
विद्यापीठातून शिकले आहेत. मुंबई आणि पुणे विद्यापीठे देखील यांना माहिती असतात.
माझ्यासाठी इथे आल्यावर हे सगळं ऐकणं जरा नवीनच होतं.</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">परवाचा माझा झालेला मित्र</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “गाम्बिया” नावाच्या अतिशय छोट्या देशातून आला होता.
पश्चिम आफ्रिकेतील सेनेगाल नावाच्या देशाच्या मधोमध एका नदीचं खोरं आहे</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> आणि या नदीच्या लागतची एक छोटीशी पट्टी म्हणजे हा
गाम्बिया देश. पूर्ण पश्चिम आफ्रिका फ्रेंचांनी गिळंकृत केले असताना या नदीच्या
खोर्यात इंग्रज शिरले होते. नकाशावर हा देश बघितला होता</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> पण फारशी माहिती नव्हती. माझ्या या नव्या मित्रामुळे तीही
भरपूर मिळाली.</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">सहज बोलता बोलता जगात
कुठे काय सुरु आहे यावर विषय घसरला. पाश्चात्य देशांनी सत्ता केंद्रित करण्यासाठी
जगात “गरज नसताना कशी युद्ध केली” यावर विषय गेला होता. सिरीया</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> इराक</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> विएतनाम</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> कोरिया</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> किम जोंग उन</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">, </span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">ट्रम्प</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> अफगाणिस्तान,
कोल्ड वॉर, आणि अशा कितीतरी विषयांवर गप्पा झाल्या.यावर काही महानेत्यांच्या पोकळ
विचारांचे धिंडवडे काढले गेले. त्यातच एक कमालीचं वाक्य ऐकायला मिळालं.. “</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">Some countries think that
they spread non violence. But they are the most violent countries in the world-
involved in most unnecessary wars. If anyone asks them why, the response is “Our
violence is to uphold non-violence” and that is complete BS”.</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> खरोखर विचार करण्यासारखा मुद्दा आहे हा. पुढे
गप्पा मारता मारता लोकशाहीची गरज नसताना केलेली अंमलबजावणी, फसलेली लोकशाही आणि
काही ठिकाणी हुकुमशाही का योग्य होती हे संभाषण पण झाले. तेव्हा “</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: SA;">Let me tell you- If people are ruled by an idiot they don’t
want, it is called dictatorship. But if they are ruled by and idiot they elect,
its called democracy”</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> असे नवे ज्ञान
मला मिळाले. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Mangal, serif;">एखाद्या उबर ड्रायव्हर बरोबर
मी या गप्पा मरीन याचा मी स्वप्नात देखील विचार केला नव्हता.</span></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पुढे सोशल मिडिया</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> केम्ब्रिज अनालीटीका, निवडणुकी</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> याकडे विषय वळला हे स्वाभाविकच होतं. “</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">How</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">is</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: SA;">our friend Mr. Modi doing? You think he will get elected
again?”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> हा प्रश्न ऐकून </span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">मी ५ मिनिट सुन्न झालो होतो. अमेरिकेतल्या तशा छोट्याशा
शहरात गाम्बिया नामक चिमुकल्या देशातून आलेला एक माणूस इतक्या उत्साहाने भारतीय
निवडणुकीकडे लक्ष ठेऊन आहे</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> यावर विश्वास बसत
नव्हता. पुढची १० मिनिटे मोदिनी किती भारी काम केलं आहे</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> हे मी त्याच्याकडून ऐकलं, आणि “</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: SA;">If I was Indian, I would always vote for him”</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> हे विधान ऐकून थक्क झालो. मी मोदी समर्थक आहे- विचारधारेमुळे</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> संघाच्या संस्कारामुळे</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> भाजपबद्दल आपसूक
असणाऱ्या आकर्षणामुळे मी</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> किंवा
माझ्यासारख्या इतर कोणी हे विधान करणे अगदी स्वाभाविक आहे. पण</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> परत</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> आफ्रिकेतल्या
छोट्याशा देशातला तो माणूस</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> भारतात असलेल्या
त्याच्या मित्रांच्या बोलण्यावरून</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> भारतात एकूणच
इंटरेस्ट घेऊन निस्वार्थ मानाने हे म्हणतो हे खरोखर विशेष आहे. “</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: SA;">Sometime I wish our African countries had a leader like
Modi – we would have been so much ahead of where we are now” </span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">या वाक्याने तर मी अक्षरशः बधीर झालो होतो.</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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देशात मोदींचे भारतीयइतर चाहते आहेत</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> ही
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देशात मोदी यांच्याकडे लोक आशेने बघन आहेत</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> यात काही शंका
नाही. एक भारतीय आणि त्यातून मोदी समर्थक म्हणून आपल्याला अजून किती काम शिल्लक
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पाउण तास लागला</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> आणि या सर्व गप्पांच्या
नादात तो कसा गेला तेच कळलं नाही. पुढचे दोन दिवस यावरच विचार सुरु होता. अमेरिकेत
येताना तिथल्या लोकांबद्दल- विशेषतः आफ्रिकन अमेरिकन लोकांबद्दल मनात काही स्टीरियोटाईप
आणि पूर्वग्रह करून आलो होतो- ते आत्तापर्यंत बऱ्याच प्रमाणात ढासळले होते- पण त्या
“सामान्य टॅक्सी चालकाबरोबर” झालेल्या बोलण्यानंतर तर ते पूर्णतः कोसळले आहेत. या
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I had written this as one of my Facebook posts a few years back. Today, on the insistence of my photographer par excellence friend Kapil, I'm sharing this write-up as a blog post. I have independently written a more detailed answer on Quora which can be accessed <a href="https://www.quora.com/How-did-Marathas-defeat-The-Mughals/answer/Chinmay-Datar-6" target="_blank">here</a>[1]. Additionally, I have written on the importance of forts, and their role in the 27 Year war of independence, which can be found <a href="https://www.quora.com/What-was-so-significant-about-forts-during-the-Maratha-and-the-Mughal-Empires/answer/Chinmay-Datar-6" target="_blank">here</a>[2].</div>
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This article, and the articles on the two links I shared are my humble offerings to Shri Ninadrao Bedekar, the person who painted in great detail the life, times, policies, and a new perspective on Shivaji,the Marathas, and the indomitable spirit of the Sahyadris. In memory of the great historian who enthralled and inspired so many of us.</div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Why Aurangzeb could never quite capture the Deccan despite possessing the worlds biggest and best equipped army of the time, was mainly due to the underestimation of both- the terrain here as well as the brilliant tactics of Marathas. Even though he did not wholeheartedly support it, Aurangzeb had to split his army in two and open two fronts- one in the Deccan where he attempted to capture importa</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;">nt and strategic forts such as Raigad, Panhala, Rajgad, Vishalgad, Sinvhagad, Torna, Satara, Sajjangad(Parali) whereas the second division of his army, under the command of the brilliant general Zulfikar Khan was sent south to capture Jinji, which was now the capital of Marathas. Rajaram Maharaj had successfully evaded the Mughal forces first at Raigad then Panhala, Vishalgad and had finally reached Jinji, from where he fought Zulfikar Khan for 7 years. This was a huge stretch to the Mughal Supply lines, and brilliant Maratha generals such as Santaji Ghorpade and Dhanaji Jadhav ruthlessly cut off these already stretched lines. The movement of these two were so lightening that it was impossible to predict where they would turn up. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Jinji burnt a huge unsustainable hole in the Mughal treasury and did its job. In Maharashtra he managed to reduce the tactically important forts mentioned above, but needed months of siege. Once the marathas thought that their positions on these forts (all of which rise atleast 1000-2000 feet from surrounding areas and are extremely difficult to climb) was untenable-if they were out of food or ammunition, they would take money from the mughals and surrender the fort- but applied a scorched earth policy wherein all food and ammunition was burnt. When the Mughals received the empty fort, they used to stack it up with grain and ammunition and do whatever repairs were needed to strengthen it. Once all this was done, the Marathas would surprize attack the forts and retake it without much losses. In the end, they ended up retaining the fort in a better position than which they had left it in. This "business" continued for 27 years and Mughals went bankrupt.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The other decisive factor was the full manipulation of the season. Winter was usually the time for war and campaigns and generally these campaigns lasted till the summer. Marathas held on to their positions till the rains arrived and opened negotiations with the Mughals once it started raining. Most of the important forts overlook a river valley, and as such, any besieging Mughal force was camped along the banks of these rivers- which were prone to flash flooding. As soon as it started raining heavily enough, Marathas opened talks so that Mughals would have to shift their bases to these valleys, and as a result, were prone to the attacks by the natural elements. The story of Urmodi river devastating the mughal camp at the foothills of Sajjangad is quite famous.</span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">The legacy of Shivaji Maharaj had lived on through to the Marathas. In a bakhar, there is a quote attributed to Ch.Shivaji, which roughly translates as: "Today, we control 350 forts. One day will come when Alamgir(Aurangzeb) will come to deccan. I will fight each of my fort for atleast a year against him. That Alamgir will need a lifetime of 350 years to capture deccan." When Aurangzeb finally came to deccan in 1682, he started his war by capturing a small hillfort called Ramsej near Nasik. An army of 50,000 was sent to reduce the fort under the command of a high ranking official- Shahbuddin Khan Gaziuddin Firoz Jung. Ramsej is a small fort which can hold not more than 500 people. We dont know who was incharge of the fort. But this anonymous killedar not only defended the fort- he with his 500 men defended it for five and a half years. How was the Alamgir then supposed to win the deccan in his lifetime?</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Finally the most important factor was an unseen one. Mughals possessed the finest generals of the time- Zulfikar Khan, Ikhlas Khan, Mukarrab Khan, Feroze Jung etc. Marathas had Santaji, Dhanaji, Ramchandrapant, Shankarji Narayan, etc. but they also had the invisible General Sahyadri on their side. The above mentioned Maratha generals enlisted the help of General Sahyadri in each and every campaign and he assisted them everytime, thereby creating a havoc in mughal camps. If it is said that the Russian General Winter defeated Napoleon and Hitler, then most definitely General Sahyadri not only defeated Aurangzeb, but decimated his forces, and crumbled his empire.</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Tung</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Sinvhagad Valley.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Pratapgad on the right to Makarandgad on left</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Makarandgad</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Kailasgad, Mulshi</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Towards Kothaligad</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Rajgad</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Rajgad</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Rajmachi</td></tr>
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Others will be updated as and when I edit them!</div>
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[1] https://www.quora.com/How-did-Marathas-defeat-The-Mughals/answer/Chinmay-Datar-6</div>
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[2]https://www.quora.com/What-was-so-significant-about-forts-during-the-Maratha-and-the-Mughal-Empires/answer/Chinmay-Datar-6</div>
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Chinmay Datarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04810867628135118894noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8031902181105774633.post-68426965638269234802018-11-12T10:31:00.002+05:302018-11-12T11:00:57.396+05:30विचित्र हावभाव ऑफ सोशल मिडिया<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">सोशल मिडियावर गेले काही दिवसात सुंदर नेत्रसुखद
मुलींच्या फोटोंचा(दिवाळी निमित्त) फार जास्त सुळसुळाट झाला होता. बाकी काही असो</span>,
<span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">हे फोटो काढणारे फोटोग्राफर्स खरोखर
महान कलावंत आहेत. भारतात जसजसे हे कॅमेराधारी वाढत आहेत</span>, <span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">त्याच प्रमाणात</span> <span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">प्रत्येक कॅमेराधाऱ्याकरवी किमान ७-८
मुलींचे फोटो-सेशन होतातच. हजारोंच्या संख्येने फोटोग्राफर्स आणि दहाहजारांच्या
संख्येने त्यांचे मॉडेल्स झाले असले</span>, <span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">तरी या दशसहस्र मॉडेल्सच्या मात्र, दुर्दैवाने काही ठराविक १५-२० पोज सोशल
मिडीयावर बघायला मिळतात(या मॉडेल्सच्या प्रोफाईली म्हणजे सोशल मिडिया-सोसल पब्लिक
अशाच शब्दात मांडाव्या लागतात... असो...). साथप्रसिद्धी (</span>virality) <span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">मिळायला</span> <span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">या जगावेगळ्या आणि विचित्र
हवभावांमध्ये नक्की काय ठेवलं आहे</span>, <span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">ते मला मात्र आजतागायत कळलं नाहीये. या हावभावांना नक्की म्हणायचं तरी
काय असा प्रश्न कायम पडतो.</span> <o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">गेल्या काही दिवसात तर </span>instagram <span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">नावाच्या सुंदर चेहऱ्यांचे विहंगम
दृश्य दाखवणाऱ्या </span>app <span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">मुळे
डोकं फिरायची वेळ आली आहे. एरवी वाट्टेल ते कपडे घालून स्वतःची टिमकी मिरवणाऱ्या
खुळबुळजनक प्रोफाईलींमध्ये ऐन दिवाळीत साड्यांचा धो धो पाऊस पडला.</span> <span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">खरं तर डोळ्यांना बरं वाटण्यासारखी
परिस्थिती निर्माण झाली होती</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> म्हणायची वेळ आली होती.</span><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">चांगले फोटो बघण्याची अपेक्षा वाढली होती....
पण... दुष्काळात १३वा महिना येऊन जसा छळतो </span>, <span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">त्याच तीव्रतेने </span>insta <span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">ने अपेक्षेला तडा दिलाच... भरजरी साडी नेसून
चांगले हावभाव न देता त्याच विचित्र हावभावांचा महापूर आला होता. आविर्भावाच्या
महापुरात सापडलेला माणूस शाब्दिक गटांगळ्या खाण स्वाभाविक आहे</span>, <span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">म्हणून अशा पूरग्रस्तांना मदत म्हणून
आम्ही प्रचलित भाववक्तव्याचे विशेषणयुक्त वर्गीकरण प्रात्यक्षिकासह(पिडा सहन करा) पुढे सादर करत आहोत..</span></div>
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<span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">प्रत्येक मुलगी या वर्गीकरणात बसेलच असे नाही. बहुतांश मुली सेन्सिबल असतात आणि असल्या आचरटपणा पासून दूरही राहतात</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">- त्यामुळे
कशातच बसत नाहीत</span><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">. त्यांना या ब्लोगमध्ये अजिबात टार्गेट करत नाहीये.</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> खाली दिलेली
यादी देखील सर्वव्यापी नाही. बऱ्याच मुली यातील दोन किंवा अधिक भाव एकत्रही करतात. काही
मुली </span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">Gaussian</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">Outliers</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> असतात</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> आणि या यादीपलीकडले हावभाव व्यक्त करतात. तरी</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> बहुतांश जणी</span><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">(आणि
काही </span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">जण</span><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">) पुढील
वर्गांमध्ये बसतातच</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">.</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br /></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">१. चंबूमुखी</span></b>: <span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">सोशल मिडियावर सगळ्यात खळबळजनक आणि प्रचलित अशी
ही पोज. आपल्या ओठांचा विचित्र असा काहीतरी चंबू करून बदकासारखं तोंड करत</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">, गाल आत ओढून
खोट्या खळ्या पाडण्याचा फालतू प्रयत्न करून </span><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">फोटो काढणाऱ्या मुली या "चंबूमुखी" वर्गात
गणल्या जातात.</span><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">मला अनेकदा वाटतं की अशी तोंडं केली की त्यासमोर बेडूक
ठेवावा. कोण जाणे</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> एखाद्या शापित
बेडकाचा या चंबूमुखीमुळे भाग्योदय व्हायचा... </span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">२. त्रस्तललाटी</span></b><b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: </span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">या गटात
मोडणाऱ्या मुली कायम चेहऱ्यावर एक त्रस्त भावना ठेऊन फोटो काढतात. “दामू नेन्या”
सारख्या यांच्या कपाळावर पण कायम आठ्या असतात. ढगळ कपडे घालून भल्या मोठ्या
कॉफीच्या कप मागे अर्धा चेहरा लपवून त्रस्तललाटी होण्यात यांना काय धन्यता वाटते
काय माहित!. यांच्या फोटोकडे बघून शेवटी आपल्यालाच वैताग येतो. देवाने सुंदर चेहरा
असे फालतू भाव दाखवायला दिला नाहीये असं ओरडून सांगावसं वाटतं यांना. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">३. वक्रभिवई</span></b><b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: </span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">शायनिंग
मारणाऱ्या काही मुली असतात त्यांची ही खासियत आहे. उगीचच एक भिवई वर घ्यायची आणि
दुसरा डोळा छोटा करून एकाक्ष नजरेने जगाकडे बघायचं. माणसाला सतत आश्चर्य वाटलं
किंवा सतत संशय आल्यावर त्याच्या चेहऱ्यावर एक भिवई सेफ्टीपिन ने कपाळात अडकवून
ठेवले आहे असा काहीतरी भास होतो. फुटबॉलमध्ये कार्लो अंचेलोत्ती चा चेहरा
निसर्गतःच असा आहे</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> त्यामुळे तो
मिश्कील वाटतो. पण त्याची कॉपी करणाऱ्या मुली मांजर जसं झोपता झोपता एका डोळ्याने
जग बघतं, तशा काहीशा दिसतात. पण मांजरी निदान असे डोळे करून कान टवकारून बसल्या की
गोड तरी दिसतात. असो.. </span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br /></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">४. ऊर्ध्वनयन
अधरांगुली</span></b><b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: </span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">या वर्गातल्या मुली कायम तंद्री लाऊन वर बघत असतात. कायम. वर.
भर दिवसा आकाशातले तारे मोजत असतात आणि त्यांचा हा दिवसाढवळ्या सप्तर्षी बघण्याचा वेडेपणा
सांगणाऱ्याला करायला ओठावर बोट ठेवतात.(सुदैवाने स्वतःच्या). मला अजून खात्री पटली
नाहीये की नक्की हाच विचार असतो</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> का कोणतातरी
जागतिक प्रश्न सोडवण्यासाठी आपण गहन विचार करत तंद्रीत आहोत असं दाखवायचा खटाटोप
असतो. पण, त्यांच्या दुर्दैवाने त्या साक्षात मंद वाटतात. कारण काहीही असो- आम्ही
किती हुशार</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> माझे डोळे किती छान
कोणताही विचार करून फोटो काढला तरी</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> बरेच वेळा
चष्म्याची जाहिरात करत आहेत असंच वाटतं. तुमचं माहित नाही</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> पण अशा मुली बघितल्या की त्यांच्या डोळ्यात लेझर मारावासा
वाटतो- तो १० रुपयांचा कुत्र्या मांजराना वेड लावणारा...अगदी डोळ्यासमोर तरळलं हे
दृश्य! </span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">५. चंबुंगली</span></b><b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: </span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“तू<b> </b>गप्प
बस/आय अॅम द बेस्ट” पोज. ओठांचा चंबू करून त्याच्यावर बोट. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>हे फोटो बघून तर साक्षात हिज हायनेस श्री श्री </span><span lang="SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">षट्</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">बिस्कीटी ख्रिस्तियानो
रोनाल्डो देखील लाजेल. या पुढे काय बोलावं आपण</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">?</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">६. एधितनेत्रा</span></b><b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: </span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">उगीचच डोळे
मोठ्ठे करून बघायचं. जितके डोळे वटारता येतात</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> तेव्हड्या तुम्ही ग्रेट. काय सांगू आता...घुबडाचे डोळे यांच्यापुढे लहान असतात...
नाही</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> म्हणजे कधी कधी मुली
बर्यापण दिसतात यात...पण... बंगाली मुलीं एधीतनेत्रा झाल्या की कमालीचं भ्यायला
होतं. आत्ता मोठ्ठे डोळे करून बघतायत</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> काय माहिती
काही क्षणात “आमी मोंजोलिका” करत अंगावर धावून यायच्या. लांबच राहिलेलं बरं...अजून एक... इनामदाराचं "डोळे बघ डोळे" ते पण आठवतं...</span></div>
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<b><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">७. वक्रकटी
हस्तकटिका</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: या गटातल्या मुलींना आयुष्यात सरळ उभं राहता येत नाही. </span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">NCC</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> नापास. १०० टक्के. सावधान सांगितलं की नक्की प्रोब्लेम येत
असणार यांना. काय ते विचित्र उभं राहणं, कुल्ले काय बाहेर काढायचे</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> कंबरच एका बाजूनी बाहेर काढायची.. आणि हात कंबरेवर
ठेवायचे.. काय कौतुक आहे या पोज च कळतच नाही. हा-हातात पाण्याचा घडा असता ही पोज तर
समजू शकतो</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> पण इथे तर काहीच नसतं. या
मुली बहुदा तीन ठिकाणी वाकडा असणाऱ्या इष्टुर फाकड्याच्या घराण्यातल्या असाव्यात. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">८. आदंशति</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: या
वर्गातल्या मुलींना (सुदैवाने) स्वतःचे ओठ चावण्यात धन्यता वाटते. वास्तविकता
यांचे दात कुबड्याखवीस आणि तात्याविंचूच्या कवळ्यांचा साचा सुवर्णलक्ष ठेवून बनवले
आहेत की काय असंच वाटतं. ओठ काय चावायचेत फोतोंमध्ये</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">?</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> ओठ नाही चावले तर नख किंवा बोट चावतात. आणि सगळ्यात कहर
म्हणजे नाडी. दामले मास्तरांच्या वर्गातली नाडी खाणाऱ्या पोराची बहिण असणार ही
आदंशति. बाप उपाशी ठेवत असणार. </span></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif;">दिसलं काही की चावलं त्याला... तुम्ही काय लुईझ
स्वारेझ आहात का</span>?<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif;"> काहीही करायचं! <b> </b></span></div>
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<b><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">९. अर्धानासिका
कृष्णोपनेत्रा</span></b><b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: </span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">या स्वतःला लेडीज जेम्स बॉंड समजतात. आपण गॉगल घातल्यावर
जरा बरे दिसतो हे त्यांना माहिती असत, आणि त्यावर हवा करायला तो गॉगल तर्जनीने
नाकावर अर्ध्यापर्यंत खाली आणून बेक्कार खुन्नस देतात. यांना मी घाबरून असतो.
त्यामुळे जास्त बोलणार नाही.</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">१</span></b><b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">०</span></b><b><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">. अधरचुश्चुषा</span></b><b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: </span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">ओठांना गांधीरमाशी
चावल्यावर ओठ सुजल्यावर जे होईल तसं काहीसं करून त्यावर लाल भडक लिपस्टिकचा थर
लाऊन याचं स्वपाप्या देणं आणि घेणं सुरु असत. यांचा पसार सर्वत्र असतो. स्टिल फोटो,
</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">gif</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">,</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">boomerang</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">, ग्रुप फोटो</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> वगैरे काहीही असो. ग्रुप फोटो असला की तर अस्वलांच्या टोळीने मधमाशांच पोळं
पडल्याचाच भास होतो.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>च्विंगम वरचे ओठ पण
एवढे मोठे नसतात. असो.. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><br /></span></span></div>
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<b><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">१२.
द्विशर्याश्मीलिता</span></b><b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: </span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">या वर्गातल्या पोरी भारी असतात. प्रत्येक फोटोत उभ्या
आडव्या “</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">V</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">” च्या खुणा करतात. त्याचा (अन)अर्थ
मला अजून कळलेला नाहीये. </span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">V</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> च्या जोडीला प्रत्येक
फोटोत डोळा मारतात. खऱ्या आयुष्यात एखाद्या पोरीने असे डोळे मारले ना</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> तर माणूस आयुष्यातून उठेल... यांना आयुष्यात योयो
हन्निसिंह चालवलाय की काय अशी भीती वाटते. नाही</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> कारण खरच तसं काही असलं, तर वेळेत इंजेक्शन घेतलेली बरी.. सेल्फी मैने ले ली
आज हे आपलं ब्रीदवाक्य करून या वर्गातल्या पोरी हा संसर्गजन्य हावभाव सगळीकडे
पसरवतात. </span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">१३. प्लवबटीका</span></b><b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: </span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">या मुलींचे
प्रत्येक फोटो मध्ये केस किंवा केसांची बट हवेत उडताना आपल्याला दिसते. “उडे जब जब
जुल्फे तेरी.. कवारियो का दिल मचले” या गाण्याला फार महत्वाचं मानुन या मुली आपलं
आयुष्य जगात असतात. हा- हा तसा प्रवेशास अवघड वर्ग मानवा लागेल</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> कारण मुळात यातल्या मुलींचे केस लांब असण्याची गरज असते-
हो</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> आणि गंगावन लाऊन इथे
प्रवेश निषिद्ध असतो. पण मला खरच कळत नाही... घरातला पंखा लावला तरी कशी यांची बट
उडते! म्हणजे काय केसांना </span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">anti</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">-</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">gravity</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">non</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">-</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">neutonian</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> फ्लुइड बनवलंय का</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">?</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> निसर्गतः केस उडत नसले</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> तर स्वतःच फुंकर मारून आपली बट उडवताना या दिसतात. असे फोटो बघितले की मोह
आवरत नाही... एकदा खरच करणारे... तोंडापुढे धूर फोटोशॉप करून मागे “कॉलर को थोडासा
उपर चढाके” गाणं लाऊन तो व्हिडियो बनवून यांच्या घरी पाठवायचा.. बघू काय होईल ते
होईल...(मला लांब केस नाहीत, म्हणून आकाशकंदिलाने काम केलं आहे- त्याचे विशेष आभार).</span></div>
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मुलींना खोटं लाजण्याची भयानक खोड असते. म्हणजे</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> फोटो बघून कळतं हो आम्हाला</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> की खोटारडेपणा
करताय.. उगीचच स्वतःचे बूट(ट च आहे) बघत बसतात...जाऊदे</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> गैरसमज नको. चपला बघत बसतात. किंवा गालावर हात ठेवून उगाच
लाजायचा अभिनय करतात. काही नाही हो</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> खाली मुंडी अन
पातळ धुंडी... आपण न बोललेलंच बर...</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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बसतात. आमचे केस लांब नाहीत</span><span style="mso-bidi-language: MR;">,</span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "mangal" , serif; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> त्या मुळे
यातल्या काही गोष्टी आम्ही करू शकत नाही... त्यामुळे जाहीर माफी मागतो. मी
असले फोटो काढून टाकायचं धाडस करतोय खरं...मला खात्री आहे की काळं कुत्र लाईक करणार
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आणि द्वापार युगात ध्यानस्त ऋषीमुनींना विचलित करायला उर्वशी रंभा मेनका यांना
भरतनात्याम वगैरे करायला लागायचं इकडे तुम्ही विचित्र हवभावांना काय बळी पडताय? लायकी वाढवा की जरा. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , serif;"><b>मुलींनो</b>- माझे हे फोटो बघून किळस आली असेल, तर तुमचे असले फोटो बघून मला आणि माझ्यासारख्या अनेक विश्वामित्रांनाही तशीच किळस येते. त्यामुळे फोटो टाकताना १००दा विचार करा... आज मी अनेक वर्ष साचलेला वचपा काढून घेतला एकदाचा.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , serif;"><b>एकूणच पब्लिकला</b>.. असला फालतूपणा सहन करण्यापेक्षा आणि वायरल करण्यापेक्षा चांगल्या गोष्टी तरी शेअर आणि अपलोड करा. </span></div>
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<b>तळटीप</b>: वरील ब्लॉग सर्व मुलींना उद्देशून लिहिलेला नाही. हुशार मुलानी नोंद घ्यावी नोंद घ्यवी आणि वरील प्रकाराला फक्त विनोद मानावे.,<br />
मूर्ख मुलींनी फेमिनिसमच्या नावाखाली माझ्यावर फालतूची टीका करू नये.<br />
-<b>हुकुमावरून(फक्त मूर्ख मुलींसाठी(आणि मुलांसाठी))</b></div>
Chinmay Datarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04810867628135118894noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8031902181105774633.post-23899201892708210842018-10-04T03:23:00.002+05:302018-10-04T03:24:58.173+05:30The Ruins of Ambejogai.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Ambejogai in Beed district of Maharashtra is the location of the famous Yogeshwari temple- the Kuldaivata of all Chitpavan Brahmins. It is a strange anomaly, considering the Chitpavans hail from the Kokan region. No conclusive or convincing evidence has been put forward- they arguments have ranged from the origin of Chitpavans outside and the goddess shifting to Ambejogai to them being Yajurvedi brahmins who migrated to the Kokan with a major stop at Ambejogai. Whatever the tales, Ambejogai is most definitely the Kul-daivata of peoples from a far off land, as strange as it may see and sound. The temple happens to be one of the 3 and half shakti-peeths in Maharashtra. It is also one of the 3 Yogeshwari(Jogeshwari) temples in Maharashtra- the other two being at Lanja in Ratnagiri district and the other being the Tambdi Jogeshwari in Pune.</div>
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Myths and stories apart, purely from a historical point of view, the place seems to be of great importance from 10th century onwards. Ambejogai seems to have been a culturally thriving city- proof being the ornate temple construction one finds around the Yogeshwari temple. Sakleshwar Temple, Kholeshwar temple, the Mukundraj caves, and numerous other sites nearby.</div>
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I happened to visit the place in June 2017 with Uma and our families, as a custom post marriage. The place happens to be extremely rich in architectural remains, and streets- heck even dump sites are littered with archeological ruins of pillars, arches, figures or carvings of some sort. Ive read that they have discovered a new temple in the region, which wont come as a surprize, given the amount of temple "ruins" one already finds over there. I was there for a short time- a few hours, and hence could not study to my hearts content. However, I managed to have a look at the appalling Ambejogai Archeological Museum, and the nearby Shivleni Caves, also known as the Hattikhana- for the presence of 4 stone elephants in the complex . Both the places are neglected, and in a shambolic condition. This apathy towards our culture and history is really bewildering. Tourism would have been the staple livelihood of the people living there, if it was in Europe or North America. Anyway, there is a lot of scope to develop the region as a Religious- Historical tourist attraction.</div>
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The old village is otherwise very charming, with ancient houses lining up the streets surrounding the temple. The setting is idyllic, however, connectivity and vehicles is slowly increasing the bustle. Exploring the village, the temple and its surroundings for a detailed study is high on the agenda, permit to time at hand in subsequent trips back home.</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Details- Dancing Girl 2</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Details- Dancing Girl 1</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Details- Dancing Girl 4</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">A "gadhegal" or curse stone. The offender is immortally cursed with an explicit representation of his/her mother having intercourse with a donkey </td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Details of the gadhegal curse stone.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">motifs on a pillar</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">possibly a carving of Mahishasur mardini</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">From the entrance of a ruined temple.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">vandalized statues of Ganapati.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Vandalized statue of Ganapati</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Most likely from an arch.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Information board at the Shivleni</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Nandi Mandap, Shivleni</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Elephant 1</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Elephant 2</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Sabhamandap</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Obscure carvings on the walls of Sabhamandap of Shivleni</td></tr>
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गेल्या रविवारी अनेक वर्षांनी सह्याद्रीत भटकायचा योग पुन्हा एकदा माझ्या वाट्याला आला. गेली काही वर्षे भारताबाहेर असल्याने किंवा भारतात असलो तर ऑफिसग्रस्त असल्याने ट्रेकिंग हा छंद जरा मागे पडला होता. बाकी काही म्हणा... ऑफिसात बसून माणूस रग्गड कमावतो- पैसे आणि पोट दोनीही. माझ्याबाबतीत म्हणाल तर दुसरा मुद्दा अगदी यथार्थ बरोबर आहे. काम करून कोट्याधीश झालो नाहीच उलट थोड्याफार प्रमाणात पोट्याधीश नक्कीच झालोय! ५ वर्षांचा आळसाचा वारसा घेऊन सुटलेल्या ढेर्यांनी डोंगर चढायचा म्हणजे जरा बेताचंच म्हणायचं. वर पोहोचू का नाही ही शंका तर होतीच! त्यातून तोरणा चढणं म्हणजे एका अर्थी स्टंटबाजीच म्हणायची...पण, लहानपानापासून या डोंगरांमधून भटकण्याची सवय आहे, त्यामुळे स्वतःची परीक्षा म्हणून वरपर्यंत जायचच असा एक अट्टाहास होता.<br />
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पाबे घाट ओलांडून ६.३० च्या आसपास आम्ही वेल्हे गाठले होते. गावात जुन्या मराठी पद्धतीने चौथर्यावर बांधलेली दगडी घरं पाहून मन अगदी प्रसन्न झालं होतं. बदलत्या काळानुसार वाळीत टाकलेल्या आणि कालबाह्य ठरवल्या गेलेल्या काही परंपरांमध्ये ही देखील एक दुर्दैवी गोष्ट- त्यामुळे जुनं बांधकाम बघितलं की छान वाटतं. अशाच चौथर्यावर बांधलेल्या एका टपरीवर चहा पोह्यांचा नाश्ता करून गड चढायला सुरवात केली.सुरवातीलाच एक खळखळणारी कुठलीतरी मावळगंगा वाहात होती- तिच्या आवाजातल्या गतीचा ताल घेऊन आमची चढायची गती ठरवली- आणि आम्ही सुसाट सुटलो!<br />
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सह्याद्रीने आत्तापर्यंत खूप काही दिले आहे. परवा देखील फार आनंद दिला. जिद्द दिली. मनावर जमलेला गंज, आणि ढेर्यांवर चढलेली चरबी उडवून लावण्याची ताकद दिली. एका परीने त्या धो धो पावसाच्या रुपात चैतन्यामृतच शिंपडलं! अनेक वर्षांनी माझ्यासाठी सार्थ झाली साद सह्याद्रीची...भटकंती नव्यानी!!</div>
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१. टिळक टँकच्या खाली नैसर्गिक झरा आहे.<br />
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२. टिळक टँक अरबी समुद्राएवढा खोल आहे.<br />
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३. कधी कधी टिळक टँक मध्ये देव मासा(व्हेल) सापडतो.<br />
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४. एकदा टिळक टँकमध्ये शार्क सापडला होता.<br />
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५. पर्वतीच्या देवदेवेश्वर मंदिरातून शनिवार वाड्याला जोडणारे एक भुयार आहे.<br />
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६. शनिवार वाड्यात अमावास्येला नारायणरावाचे भूत रघुनाथरावाला शोधताना दिसते.<br />
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७. शनिवारवाड्याच्या आत एक तोफ जमिनीत अर्धी गाडलेली आहे, कारण त्या तोफेच्या तोंडातून दुपारी १२ वाजता "काका मला वाचवा" असा आवाज यायचा. तोफेला कान लावला की ऐकू यायचा.<br />
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८. सदाशिव आणि शुक्रवार पेठांमधल्या जुन्या वाड्यांमध्ये क्रांतीकारकांना इंग्रजांपासून लपवून ठेवण्यासाठी गुप्त तळघर आणि वाडे जोडणारी भुयारं आहेत.<br />
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९. खुन्या मुरलीधराला "खुन्या" नाव पडलं कारण चाफेकर बंधूनी द्रविडांना तिथे मारलं.<br />
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१०. पोलीस बाई एस पी कॉलेजमध्ये शिक्षिका होती. तिचा नवरा मेल्यावर तिला वेड लागलं.<br />
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११. दुर्गाच्या कोल्ड कॉफीत ७० टक्के पाणी असतं<br />
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१२. जे.व्ही.के एफवायला असताना त्यांचा ग्राफिक्स back राहिला होता. तेव्हा त्यांनी दाभाड्यांचं पूर्ण पुस्तक सोडवलं, आणि पुढच्या सेमेस्टरला ग्राफिक्स मध्ये १०० मार्क मिळवले, जो रेकोर्ड आज पर्यंत पुणे विद्यापीठात कोणीही मोडू शकलं नाहीये.<br />
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१३. A.B. de Villiers चं पूर्ण नाव अप्पा बळवंत डी विलीअर्स आहे..<br />
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१४.<br />
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वरील मुद्दे काही पुणेरी अफवा आहेत. तुम्हाला अशा काही "पुणेरी" अफवा माहिती असतील तर सांगा.. टाकतो या यादीत...यादी सध्यातरी अपूर्ण आहे... भूतकाळाला हळू हळू बाहेर काढलं की होईल यादी पूर्ण... गोष्टी आठवतील त्या क्रमांकात...</div>
Chinmay Datarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04810867628135118894noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8031902181105774633.post-83247457195504012722018-03-25T01:46:00.001+05:302018-03-25T06:08:50.812+05:30Insta writers.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Dedicated to all those pseudo celebrities on instagram </div>
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My picture says a thousand words</div>
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she said- with a million hashtags,<br />
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It tells a story on its own-,</div>
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With a mile long abstract!</div>
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She clicked them people on the streets</div>
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perched from her tree top,</div>
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It offered us a perspective,</div>
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of un-consented free shots!</div>
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She wrote a post and it was shite,</div>
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the content was just garbage,</div>
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She had the readers click baited,</div>
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with a hint of cleavage!</div>
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She wasn't content with the post,</div>
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so she shared it as a story,</div>
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A hundred blurry photos from,</div>
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Some bullshit travel diary!</div>
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The photos had a thousand likes,</div>
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The post had just gone viral,</div>
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A gloating story went to show</div>
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Her readers had gone mental!</div>
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Celebrities of Instagram,</div>
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Stop acting like you're writers,</div>
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A hundred thousand likes just mean</div>
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your followers are wankers!</div>
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Chinmay Datarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04810867628135118894noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8031902181105774633.post-7028335923246554302018-02-04T21:30:00.002+05:302018-02-04T21:30:40.062+05:30Ramblings on a boring sunday-1.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<b>Ramblings on a boring sunday- Part 1. </b></div>
<br />He was obsessed with the thought. It was all that he desired, craved for and cared at the moment.<div>
<br />He wished for a कन्या. With desperation and lust-of an overaged teenager.</div>
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<br />He tiptoed to that part of the town.<br />Where the raging hormones drove...<br />In a self styled cloak of invisibility<br />Towards to the clandestine suburbs...<br /><br /><div>
He had his wish fulfilled.<br />He got his कन्या</div>
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He also got his विष<br />He would die slowly, in parts.<br /></div>
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He cursed the linguists</div>
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He detested the languages</div>
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He hated the duality of words.</div>
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As it finally dawned on him...</div>
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"Wish में ही विष था|"</div>
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Chinmay Datarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04810867628135118894noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8031902181105774633.post-87127358948528760802017-11-20T22:16:00.003+05:302017-11-21T10:09:12.786+05:30साध्या सरळ गोष्टींची छोटेखानी कथानके-भाग १<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<i>"तानपुर्यावर षड्ज झंकारत होता. मेघ राग चहु दिशांत गर्जत होता... घुमत होता... दुमदुमत होता... बाहेर पण, आणि आत पण. त्या गडगडाटात मी मात्र अगदी उदास होऊन कण्हत कण्हत त्याच एका कोपर्यात खूप काळ खिळून बसून होतो..बसून बसून पायात अगदी गोळे आले होते. प्रत्येक कडकडाट आणि प्रत्येक गडगडाट पोटातही तितकाच भयानक गोळा आणत होता..</i></blockquote>
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<i>अविश्रांत वर्षाव सुरु होता...संततधार...होतोय.. होतोय... थांबायचं नाव नाही. उठलो तर पडीन असच वाटत होतं. वातावरण अगदीच पाणीमय झालं होतं...त्यातून असल्या वर्षावातून निघणारे गंध निराळेच...एक वेगळच वातावरण सजलं होतं... क्वचितच कधी अनुभवायला मिळणारं...काल रात्रीच्या जेवणासारखं...विपरीत...</i></blockquote>
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<i>ढगाला सणकून कळ लागली होती, पाणी थेंबथेंब कसलं... चांगलं बदाबदा गळत होतं...नळाचं पाणी पण त्याच जोरानं वाहत होतं...लोमोटीलच्या गोळ्याचं २ गोळ्या गायब असलेलं पाकीट तिथे बाहेरच अर्धा भरलेल्या पेल्याच्या बाजूला पडलं होतं..."</i></blockquote>
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साध्या सरळ गोष्टींची छोटेखानी कथानके-भाग १: एका गवैयाचे पोट बिघडते तेव्हा:<br />
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Chinmay Datarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04810867628135118894noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8031902181105774633.post-65136668673707308652017-11-08T06:55:00.000+05:302017-11-08T09:07:18.116+05:30व्यंगचित्र<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
(इन्स्टाग्राम आणि फेसबुकवर वारंवार येणाऱ्या फोटोंना लक्षात ठेऊन:)<br />
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डोळे होते वटारलेले<br />
तोंडाचा चंबू झालेलाच,<br />
सुजलेल्याशा ओठांवरती<br />
बहुदा पानाचा रंग चढलेला<br />
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फिल्टर नक्की पांढरा होता<br />
का पावडर जास्त लागलेली<br />
भुताटकीला भिऊन किंवा<br />
चेहऱ्याची लाली लपलेली<br />
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ग्रीष्मातही डोक्यावरती<br />
फुलांचा मुकुट घातलेला,<br />
त्याच्यावरती रेबॅनचा गॉगल<br />
हेअरबॅन्ड म्हणून लावलेला<br />
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सोनेरी रंगाची एकच बट<br />
बोटावर होती कुरवाळलेली<br />
दुसऱ्या हातात ग्लासामध्ये<br />
बिअर होती फेसाळलेली<br />
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लाल भडक वन-पीस नेसून<br />
हाय चेअर वरती बसलेली<br />
आठ इंची हाय हील मात्र<br />
लपवायची तेवढी राहिलेली<br />
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दीड-दोन हजार लाईक्स होते<br />
कमेंट्सचं दव पडलेलं<br />
तरुणाईचं टेस्टोस्टेरॉन<br />
नको तेवढं वाढलेलं<br />
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स्वतःमध्येच रमून तिला<br />
कधीच ना हे कळले होते,<br />
फोटोमध्ये व्यक्ती नसून<br />
एक व्यंगचित्र बसले होते</div>
Chinmay Datarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04810867628135118894noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8031902181105774633.post-84813344994244733102017-10-01T09:11:00.002+05:302017-10-01T09:19:35.335+05:30एक यु.लो.प्र कसा बनतो..<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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जरा आरशासमोर उभे राहा... आरशात जी व्यक्ती दिसते आहे, त्या व्यक्तीला नीट बघा.. बघा बघा! सामान्य वेशातील स्वतःला बघताय? हो? छे! मग लायकी नाही तुमची "युवा लोकप्रतिनिधी(यु.लो.प्र.)" म्हणवून घेण्याची... </div>
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आहो, यु.लो.प्र. व्हायला तुम्हाला गहीरं व्यक्तिमत्व वगैरे असणं सगळं भंपक आहे. लागतो फक्त रुबाब.. तो कसा आणायचा ते मी सांगतो... डोळे मिटा... आरशातल्या व्यक्तीला डोळ्यासमोर आणा.. आणि मी सांगतो ते बदल करा...</div>
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सगळ्यात महत्त्वाचं म्हणजे आपण किती शिकलो आहोत, याचा विचार करणं सोडून द्या. याबद्दल खरोखर कोणालाही काही पडलेली नाहीये. शिक्षण घ्यायचंच झालं तर थापा मारण्यात एखादा डिप्लोमा करा. कारण लोकांना खोट्या आशेच्या गाजरावर तुमचं प्रतिनिधित्व सिद्ध करता येण्यासाठी तुम्हाला तोच उपयोगी पडणार आहे. एरवी तुझी ४ पोरं बडवायला मला ५ पोरं आणायला लागतील एवढं गणित, दादागिरी करताना द्यायला १० शिव्या, "दिलगिरी व्यक्त करतो", "आज या ठिकानी", "भारत माता की जय" "जय महाराष्ट्र" "जय भवानी जय शिवाजी" अशी वाक्य आणि "ण/न" यांच्या वापरातला/गैरवापरातला घोटाळा हे जरी जमलं तरी पुष्कळ आहे! शिक्षणाची वगैरे काही गरज नाही. यु.लो.प्र. होताना सगळ्यात क्षुल्लक गोष्ट म्हणजे शिक्षण. </div>
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ताकदीने आणि बुद्धीने तुमच्यापेक्षा क्षुद्र अशा ५-५० लोकांमध्ये स्वतःला अव्वल करणे ही तुमच्या यु.लो.प्र. होण्याची खरी पहिली पायरी. स्वतःचा विचार न करू शकणारे लोक पटवून आपल्या खिशात घालावेत. त्यानंतर खिळखिळ्या अन भाकड तत्वाच्या लोकांना ४ बाटल्या बियर आणि १ कोंबडी ठोसून आपल्या अवतीभवती पिंगा घालायला भाग पाडणे हे देखील करावे. एकदा का तुम्ही हा थोडासा खर्च उचललात, आणि नित्यनेमाने उचलत राहिलात, की ही पोरं तुमच्यासाठी वाट्टेल ते करायला पुढे सरसावतात. आपण इतराची किती काळजी घेतो याचा दिखावा करणे हा बेकार आणि बेरोजगार युवकांना आपल्याकडे आकर्षित करण्यासाठीचा एक उत्तम मार्ग आहे. त्याचा पुरेपूर फायदा उठवावा. क्वचित एखादा चांगला निघाला तर त्याला बुलेट(गाडी) द्यावी. </div>
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अशाप्रकारे आपण एक-एक मोहरा- नको हीरे म्हणूया आपण त्यांना- वेचून वेचून गोळा करत गेलात आणि तुमच्या टोळीची संख्या वाढली की पुढची अभिलाषा म्हणजे पदवीधर होणे. BA, MA, LLB, BE, BTECH वगैरे फालतूच्या पदव्या आहेत. तुम्हाला ज्या पदव्यांची गरज आहे, त्या नावाआधी, नावामध्ये आणि नावानंतर लावता येतील अशा असाव्यात. उदाहरणार्थ : नावा आधी "श्री.श्री.","ह.भ.प","पै", "युवाछावा", "गोल्डनभाई" अशा पूर्वपदव्या तुम्ही कामावल्या, की नावात आपोआप "दादा, तात्या, अप्पा, अण्णा, नाना, भाई, भाऊ, साहेब" अशा प्रकारच्या पदव्या आणि नावानंतर "तरुणीहृदयसम्राट" बाय डीफॉल्ट मिळतात. पी.एचडी करणाऱ्याला देखील एकावेळी एवढ्या पदव्या मिळत नाहीत! <span style="text-align: left;">यु.लो.प्र.त्वात</span> जेवढ्या तुमच्या पदव्या जास्त, तेवढी तुमची महानता जास्त, मान जास्त. त्यामुळे, तुमचे नाव जरी "पक्या" असेल, तरी काळजी नसावी. एकदा का तुमची सिकोफंटांची टोळी जमली, की आपोआप तुमचा "युवाछावा ह.भ.प.पै. श्री श्री. पक्यादादा गोल्डनभाई भाऊसाहेब" उर्फ "तरुणीहृदयसम्राट" झालाच म्हणून समजावा! एकदा का तुम्ही पदवीधर झालात की यु.लो.प्र.त्व गाठण्याची पुढची पायरी आपण इथेच यशस्वीपणे सर करता! व्वा! क्या बात है!! काय तो मान! काय तो थाट! कुठे पक्या अन कुठे "युवाछावा ह,भ.प.पै.श्री.श्री. पक्यादादा भाऊसाहेब!!" अशी पदवी ऐकून खुद्द अफजलखान देखील लाजेल!!(त्याची पदवी ऐका एकदा.. मजेशीर आहे!)</div>
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तुम्ही पदवी धारण केलीत, की फक्त त्यावरच समाधान मानणे हा यु.लो.प्र.च्याआयुष्यातला खूप मोठा अपराध आहे. तुमची पदवी चारचौघांसमोर झळकणे गरजेचे आहे. त्यामुळे आपल्या वाढदिवसानिमित्त "गोल्डनभाई फ्रेन्डशिप ग्रुप" किंवा "सनी मित्र मंडळ" या ग्रुप्सच्या सौजन्याने आपल्या पदवीधर नावाचा एक भलामोठा फ्लेक्स आपल्या घराच्या आणि आजूबाजूच्या ५ महत्त्वाच्या चौकांमध्ये झळकला पाहिजे. फ्लेक्स बनवून घेणं हे कोणत्याही होद्करू यु.लो.प्र.ला एक विशेष कला म्हणून शिकायला पाहिजे. कारण आपली निराळी ओळख करून द्यायची ताकद फक्त फ्लेक्समध्येच आहे. चित्रविचित्र रंगाचा बॅकड्रॉप, चपखल शब्दांचा मजकूर, ठळक अक्षरात तुमची पदवी आणि फ्लेक्सभर तुमच्या चेल्यांचे हसरे चेहरे या सारखे आकर्षण तुमच्या गावात त्या दिवसापुरते तरी बाकी काही नसते. </div>
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फ्लेक्स वर तुमचा फोटो मध्यभागी असावा. फोटोत कुंकवाचा मोठा टिळा लावलेला असावा, चेहऱ्यावर एक अवाढव्य गॉगल असावा, दाढी आखीव रेखीव पण वाढलेली असावी. भांग नीट पाडावा. मिशी हास्य लपवणारी नसावी, एकाच कानात बाली असावी, गळ्यात किमान ५ सोन्याच्या चेन्स असणे आवश्यक आहे.(ऑप्शनल नाही) हातात चांदीचं कडं, १०ही बोटांमध्ये आंगठ्या. थोडक्यात, खिशात दमडी देखील नसली, तरी हजारो एकरांचे तुम्ही एकमेव मालक आहात हे भासवणे गरजेचे आहे. ही थेरं केल्याशिवाय सामान्य लोकांपर्यंत तुमचे वेगळेपण पोहोचणे आवघड आहे. त्यामुळे जमत नसले, तरी हे करायला पाहिजेच. तुमच्या इलाक्यातले तुम्ही फार मोठे कोणीतरी आहात हे सामान्यांच्या लक्षात येते.</div>
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फ्लेक्स हा फक्त तुमच्या वाढदिवसालाच झळकला पाहिजे हा एक भोंदू समज आहे. इतर राजकीय पुढाऱ्यांचे वाढदिवस- मग तो कोणत्याही पक्षाचा असो, रोहित शर्माने अजून एक द्विशतक ठोकले, गाईने वासराला जन्म दिल्याचा आनंद, पिंकीचा पळून गेलेला कुत्रा परत आला म्हणून, मावशीच्या पोरीच्या एक्स बॉयफ्रेंडला झोडून काढल्याबद्दल शुभेच्छा, झालेल्या मारहाणीचा खेद व्यक्त करायला, किंवा बाजूचे येडे काका गचकले म्हणून दिलगिरी व्यक्त करायला अशा सगळ्या छोट्या-मोठ्या, क्षुल्लक आणि महत्त्वाच्या घटनांवर तुमचा फ्लेक्स लागला पाहिजे. आपण एक सजग आणि कृतीशील आणि निष्ठावंत नागरिक आहात, हे भासवण्याचा यापेक्षा सोपा मार्ग दुसरा नाही. परंतु या सर्व फ्लेक्समध्ये तुमचा फोटो ठळकपणे दिसला पाहिजे याची खबरदारी घेणे गरजेचे आहे. </div>
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एकदा का तुम्ही प्रसिद्धीच्या झोतात यायला लागलात, की स्वतःवर लक्ष केंद्रित करणे आवश्यक आहे. त्यामुळे आपण चार चौघात कसे दिसतो, कसे वावरतो यावर भर दिला पाहिजे. रंगीत, फुलाफुलाचे, चट्टेरी-पट्टेरी कपडे टाळावे. शोभून दिसत नाहीत. बाहेर अंगात पांढराशुभ्र सदरा असावा. सदरा इस्त्रीचा घालावा- स्टार्च लाऊन केलेक्या कडक इस्त्रीचा. गुडघ्याच्या लांबीचा. त्यावर अगदी फिकट पांढऱ्या रेघा.. खाली शुभ्र सुरवार.. अगदी पायाला कवटाळणारी( गुडघ्यांच्या खालपासून अर्थात.. त्यावर सैलच!)...पायात वहाण असल्यास बारीक नक्षीकाम असलेले चामड्याचे असावे. नाहीतर काळ्या मोजड्या किंवा काळे बूट. त्यावर एक मोदी जाकेट. आपली ताकद दाखवायला स्कॉर्पियो, डस्टर, एक्सयुव्ही अशा गाड्या, किंवा बुलेट अशा बाईक्स वापराव्या. Activa, nano, सायकल, ही वाहने टाळावी. मोठी गाडी नसल्यास भाड्याने घ्यावी. गाडीवर वाघाचा चेहरा असावा. "पप्पांची कृपा" पण असावे. नंबर प्लेटवर नंबर वाचता येऊ नये. त्या ऐवजी "दादा" किंवा "तात्या" किंवा "भाऊ" असले पाहिजे. गाडीला झेंडा लावायची सोय असली पाहिजे. परंतु ती जागा रिकामीच ठेवावी. पक्षपात करताना ते सोईचे पडते. </div>
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अशाप्रकारे एक एक पाऊल उचलत आपण यु.लो.प्र.म्हणून गणले जाऊ लागता. परंतु एका होद्करू यु.लो.प्र. खरी परीक्षा तेव्हा असते, जेव्हा त्याच्या "इलाक्यात" "राडा" होतो. कानावर बातम्या येताच एक फोन टाकून शिट्टीवर ५० पोरं उभी करायची ताकद तुमच्यात हवी. राडा झालाच, तर या ५० पोरांना घेऊन त्याचा "मॅटर" करता आला पाहिजे. परवॉर्डीय लोकांना बुकलून काढता आलं पाहिजे, आणि एकदा काय सगळा चिवडा झाला, की त्यातून मामाला सांभाळून घेता आलं पाहिजे.</div>
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थोडक्यात काय, तर तुम्ही जगाची(आणि लोकांची) परवा न करता खंबीर मनाने उभे राहून गंभीर राहिलात, तुमचं नॉलेज खोल आहे म्हणून पृथ्वी गोल आहे दाखवलंत(देखावा केलात) आणि एका घावात शंभर तुकडे करून अर्धे इकडे, अर्धे तिकडे केलेत आणि या आणि इतर तुमच्या कृत्यातून तुम्ही स्वतःच्या ईगोची पूजा करता हे लोकांना पटवलं, तर तुम्ही एक खरेखुरे यु.लो.प्र.आहात हे सांगायची काहीच गरज नाही!!!</div>
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Chinmay Datarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04810867628135118894noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8031902181105774633.post-44085226559923746262016-06-25T09:59:00.000+05:302016-06-25T09:59:02.812+05:30डस्सा-डॉकचे स्वयंवर- भाग१.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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मित्रमंडळी आणि इतरत्र पसरलेले आमचे पंखे यांना धुडगूस न घालायची नम्र विनंती करून
खालील स्वयंवराचे निमंत्रण देतो आहे.</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">चिनोबा उर्फ चिमाजीअप्पा
यांची लहानपणापासूनची चांगली भैणत्रिण <b>‘कु.डॉ.डस्सा-डॉक’</b> हिचे लवकरात लवकर
मुहूर्त काढून शुभविवाह लाऊन द्यायचे असले कारणाने (जड मनाने का होईना,) सर्व
होद्करू वरांसाठी आग्रहाचे निमंत्रण देतो आहे. अतिशय हुशार आणि बुद्धिमान मुलीला
योग्य असा वर मिळत नाहीये. प्रॉब्लेम असा आहे की डस्सा-डॉकच्या स्वप्नातला
राजकुमार काही केल्या सापडत नाहीये. (वरील परिच्छेद गोळे मास्तरांच्या सुरात
वाचावा)</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">तर, यापेक्षा अधिक विलंब न
करता आमच्या डस्सा-डॉकची ओळख करून देतो. (स्वतःच्या मनात गिटार, व्हायोलिन, सतार,
डमरू, हवं ते वाजवा...तुमचा चॉइस... हिरोईनच्या एन्ट्रीचा इफेक्ट आणण्यासाठी हा
खटाटोप)</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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येणार आहे... पाठमोरा.. सस्पेन्स फॅक्टर म्हणून पाठमोरा. लवकर दिला नाहीस तर तुझा मजनूमेकर फोटो टाकीन)</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">ही आमची (इथे चि.सौ.का डॉ
अशी बरीच अक्षरं)डस्सा-डॉक’. ही मेडिकलची डॉक्टर आहे बरका. (नाहीतर आजकाल कोणीही
उठून वाट्टेल त्या क्षेत्रात डॉक्टरी मिळवायला बघतात- उदा- सिंधुसंस्कृतीमध्ये
लोट्याचे उपयोग!) म्हणजे ही खरच खरीखुरी डॉक्टर आहे-एमबीबीएस!.</span><span lang="MR"> </span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">आम्ही हिला
लहानपणापासूनच चांगलंच ओळखून आहोत त्यामुळे बहुदा तिची योग्य माहिती देऊ(आमच्या
ओळखीचे काही खवचट लोक </span>“<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">म्हणूनच आम्ही डॉक झालो नाही</span>”<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> हे म्हणणार हे गृहीत धरतोय). डस्सा-डॉकने
शिक्षण प्रसारक मंडळी यांची इंग्रजी माध्यमिक शाळा असं मराठमोळं नाव असलेल्या एका
इंग्रजी(नावापुरती) शाळेत दहावी पर्यंत शिक्षण घेऊन, पुढे स.प महाविद्यालयात
सायन्स निवडून नंतर एका विख्यात हॉस्पिटलला जोडलेल्या एका दर्जेदार कॉलेजातून
वैद्यकीय शिक्षण पूर्ण केलंय(एमबीबीएस- खवचट पुणेकरांनी याचा म्हातारी बोळातून
बोंबलत सुटली हा अर्थ लाऊ नये). </span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">सध्या डस्सा-डॉक उच्च
शिक्षणासाठी प्रयत्नशील आहे आणि योग्य त्या त्या सर्व परीक्षा देत आहे.
डस्सा-डॉकला पुढे जरी डोळ्याचे डॉक्टर व्हायचे असले- तरी इतरही फिल्ड मधले डॉक्टरी
सल्ले ती अतिशय उत्तम देते. </span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">माझी आणि डस्सा-डॉकला गेले
४ वर्ष एक डॉक्टर-पेशंट म्हणून देखील ओळख आहे. तिने माझ्यावर सर्दी पासून-वेड
लागणे आणि अश्या अनेक रंगीबेरंगी, मला हे नक्की झालेत असं मालाच वाटणाऱ्या
आजारांवर, आणि जेन्युईन आजारांवर योग्य आणि जालीम उपाय सुचवले आहेत. (आणि तोही फी
वजा). तिचे उपाय बाहुतेक वेळा आजाराच्या वर्मी लागतात, ज्यामुळे गुगलपेक्षा मी
तिच्यात जास्त विश्वास ठेवतो. त्यामुळे डस्सा-डॉक एक उत्तम डॉक आहे यात काही वादच
नाही. </span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">वैद्यकीय प्रोफेशन बाजूला
ठेवता, होद्करू वधू म्हणून डस्सा-डॉकची मी ओळख करून देणं गरजेचं आहे. फोटोमधून
तुम्हाला डस्सा-डॉकचं सौंदर्य कळालच असेल.(इंजिनियरिंगच्या विद्यार्थ्यांनी जीभा
बाहेर काढू नये. अनेस्तेशिया देण्यात येईल.) तरी तपशील पुढील प्रमाणे:</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">वय: </span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">आमच्यापेक्षा फार लहान नाही.</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">वर्ण</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: यमिपेक्षा सहापट गोरी.(तरी तिला कल्याणच्या सुभेदाराची
सून म्हणू नये)</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">चेहरा</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: अतिशय रेखीव</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">डोळे</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: काळे भोर</span><span lang="MR"> </span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">आणि बोलके</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">स्वभाव: </span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">मनमिळाऊ, लाजरा, नाजूक</span><span lang="MR"> </span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">तुलना: </span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">बकुळीप्रमाणे<b> </b></span><b><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">हास्य</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: स्मित</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">थाट</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: पेशवाई</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">उंची</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">- हील्स घातल्यावर आमच्या खांद्यापर्यंत.</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">बौद्धिक उंची</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: आमच्यापेक्षा किमान २ फुट जास्त.</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पाककला</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: उत्तम- कॉफीला तोड नाही (इथे फोटो टाकणार)</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">छंद</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: भरतनाट्यम मध्ये अरंगेत्रम पूर्ण</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">इतर जीवनोपयोगी कौशल्य</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">: भर दिवसा कुठेही न आपटता पुणे शहरात चारचाकी उत्तम चालवता
येणे.</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">तर अशा आमच्या डस्सा-डॉकला
एक गोरा-घारा पुण्यात रहाणारा डॉक्टरच हवा आहे. त्यामुळे इंजिनियर वाचकांनी इथूनच
कलटी मारावी. डस्सा-डॉकच्या मते इंजिनियर लोकांना डॉक्टरांएवढी “सर्जन”शीलता नसते.
उरलेल्यांनीच पुढे जाणे असे डस्सा-डॉकचे म्हणणे आहे.</span><span lang="MR"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Mangal, serif;">आमच्यामते सर्व लोक सारखेच आहेत,
म्हणून डस्सा-डॉकच्या स्वयंवराची पहिली यादी आम्ही कोणताही बायस न ठेवता बनवतो. त्यामुळे होद्करू वरांना आमच्या प्रश्नांना
सामोरे जावे लागणार आहे. आमच्यानंतर चितळे मास्तर निवड चाचणी घेणार आहेत. आमच्या
या डबल फिल्टर मधून पुढे गेलेल्या मुलांनाच फक्त डस्सा-डॉकच्या घरच्यांशी बोलता
येणार आहे.(आम्ही आणि चितळे मास्तर डस्सा-डॉकचे स्वघोषित अंगसंरक्षक असल्या कारणाने
आम्ही असला फालतूपणा करू शकतो)</span></div>
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<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">डस्सा-डॉकः स्वयंवराय
प्रश्नानि पृच्छति चिन्मयः|</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">योग्यं उत्तरं ददाति ते
वराः न ददातीति वराहाः||</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">तर उगाच शो-ऑफ करायला
चुकीच्या संस्कृतात काहीतरी बरळून आम्ही आमच्या प्रश्नांना सुरवात करतो आहोत.</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br /></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">प्रश्न १</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">. तुमचे पूर्ण नाव. (तीर्थरुपांच्या नावासहित)</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br /></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">प्रश्न २</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">. वय (उत्तरावर कंडीशनल लूप लावला आहे)</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br /></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">प्रश्न ३</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">. पेशा.</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<!--[if !supportLists]--><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Mangal; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">अ)<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 7pt; font-stretch: normal;">
</span></span><!--[endif]--><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">डॉक्टर ब) इंजिनियर क) सिए
द) यापैकी काही नाही.</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">(उत्तर अ असल्यासच पुढचा
अल्गोरीदम लोड होणार)</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br /></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">प्रश्न ४</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">. प्रश्न ३ चे उत्तर डॉक्टर दिले असल्यास “बी.जे” चा योग्य
फुल फॉर्म एका प्रयत्नात सांगावा. (९९ टक्के टारगट व निगरगट्ट इंजिनियर्स आणि इतर
गेमाडपंथी मंडळी इथे बाहेर पडणार/फेल होणार)</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br /></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">प्रश्न ५</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">. १ किलो बेसनाच्या लाडवांवर एकच काजू कसा पुरवणार?</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">प्रश्न ६</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">. खालील पदार्थांची पाककृती सांगावी:</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पानग्या</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">ओल्या काजूची उसळ</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br /></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">प्रश्न ७</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> देव दिवाळी का साजरा करतात? </span><o:p></o:p></div>
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उत्तरे दिल्यास आपल्याला डस्सा-डॉकच्या लवकरच होणाऱ्या स्वयंवरास हेजेरी लावायची
तार मिळेल. सर्व लेखी उत्तरे गुगलडॉक्स वर मिळणे अपेक्षित आहे.
तोंडी उत्तरे आपल्या फोनमध्ये रेकॉर्ड करून आम्हाला गुगल वर पाठवावे. ही उत्तरे ८
मात्रांच्या “ता तै तै तत्| धित् तै तै तत्||” या ठेक्यावर देणे गरजेचे आहे.
त्याचप्रमाणे उत्तरे रेकॉर्ड करताना एकपट,
दुप्पट व चौपट लईमध्ये द्यावी व तसा घुंगरांचा आवाज येणे अपेक्षित आहे.</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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लाल करू नये. लाल पृष्ठभाग मिरवायला आम्ही बबून नाही! </span><o:p></o:p></div>
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पेन किलर इंजेक्शन रेडी ठेव बरका! पेरीनियल पेशंट आज परत हजेरी लावतोय!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span data-offset-key="fgbi8-0-0" style="font-family: inherit;">Its a crazy, mad, fast world out there...time flies.. it always does. Everything is there one second and gone in a flash. A week, a month, a year..race past. Zooms ahead full throttle. Life it seems paints a hazy picture where nothing is discernible except for the desires. The wants. The needs.It seems like a trap where we want everything but get nothing.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">But then, there are things like Bilaskhani Todi, which slow everything down. Time simmers away slowly, gently...like a waft of the early morning breeze caressing your face..Like the lingering scent of petrichor emanating after the first rains which refuses to wane. The senses numbed and dead from the daily struggle awaken- refreshed and receptive. Imperceptible nuances suddenly feel enlarged, expand and become distinct. A sense of relief spreads all over. Hope. Joy. Happiness from within...as a tear rolls down the cheek. Muddled thoughts suddenly seem to clear up, throwing off the layers and layers of muck its enveloped in accumulated since time immemorial. It feels that there is just that much more time to do everything- it is as if time itself has slowed down almost to the point of a standstill...or does it?</span><br />
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<span data-offset-key="48nih-0-0" style="font-family: inherit;">It may seem too far fetched to say this, but the feeling of things slowing down seems relativistic.Time seems frozen because the barriers between yourself and time are broken. You are time and time is you. Indeed an incredibly fast journey which slows everything down. Reality melts into vacuum and Everything into nothing. Perceptible slowly turns intangible as the attachment cord itself starts to disappear. The sense of identity seems unwanted. Who? Where? Why? and all other questions seem already answered. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The strings of the sitar of Panditji slowly build up the tempo.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">A state of nothingness yet completeness is reached. Its a good riddance to any want. All desires seem fulfilled. Oneness, wholeness engulfs.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Life is not ushered in a newborn unless its umbilical cord is cut. Rejuvenation it feels is not ushered into a reborn unless the mental chords are cut. But this rebirth seems so far away from being a being in conventional sense. The strings holding back our mind are definitely broken by now. There is nothing stopping you from becoming one with the One.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">In the background, Panditji increases the tempo even more, urging you forward- almost coaxing. The end is near. Its now perceptible. You stretch out your arm to grab hold of it. A flash of light. A radiating brilliance shimmering away whose warm glow now engulfs you. You try to find its source- but you find nothing. Is it this nothing that I seek? Yet this nothing seems to offer everything. Within. At last, fulfillment.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Panditji has stopped strumming now. The audience stays quite for a second then raises and proceeds to give him a standing ovation. The claps suddenly bring you back to your senses. But you simply cannot react. The emotions have dissolved by now. Your eyes feel wet with tears- but your smile knows no bounds.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Bilaskhani Todi, how can we ever thank you for transporting us to this nothingness and back?</span></div>
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Apologies for the long gap. काय आहे ना, मी जरा कामात आणि प्रेमात पाडण्यात थोडासा बिझी होतो. देअर वॉज नॉट मच टाईम टू राईट एनिथिंग क्रियेटिव्ह यु क्नो. पण आज जरा लिहायची हुक्की आलीये, झिंग चढलीये. काय माहित, पण कामाच्या बाबतीत जेव्हा सगळ्यात जास्त लागलेली असते, तेव्हा या असल्या गोष्टी करायची खाज सुटते. क्रियेटीवीटी वर्क्स बेस्ट व्हेन यु आर स्क्रुड. तर, मराठीत लिहायचा मुद्दा हा, की सध्या आम्ही इंग्रजांच्या राजधानीत भगवे फडकवण्यास आलो आहोत, आणि विदेशात गेलो की साहजिकच मराठीत लिहावसं वाटतं. गेले काही महिने जाम वेळ झाला नाही आपल्या झंप्याची गोष्ट पुढे न्यायला. ती पुढे सरकवतो. पुढची गोष्ट आपल्या नेहमीच्या मराठी-इंग्रजी मिश्र शैलीत.<br />
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Those who did not understand the marathi, dont worry. Its not important. I just sort of asked the readers to overlook my absence.( Punekars never apologize- its not in our blood). Jhampya, my friend who is the lead of this story of Puneri Lingo had taken a sabbatical from my brain and was out excavating our lingo- His, mine, and that of Punekar1, Fergussonwali and cumminswali. These days, a lot of hindi and Mumbai words have crept in the language college crowd is using, which is quite disturbing as its alien to our ears- but then if the language evolves, its great! Unfortunately, me and Jhampya like to stick to our roots. After a lot of effort, we finally dug out a good amount of words and style we actually used. ( फॉरीनला राहून आल्यावर मराठीत इंग्रजी वगैरे भाषा घुसळल्या जातात..आणि आमची ओरिजिनल स्टाईल थोडी हरवल्यासारखी होते..काय करायचं)Aso, so getting back to the point, I bumped into Jhampya after a long time today morning while I was mentally jogging outside Roopali with Punekar 1 and Punekar 2 as we waited for our upma. I was surprize to see him back in society after such a long time. What ensued was chaos as usual..Enjoy! <br />
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Those who have not read earlier posts and dont know the theme here is the link to the last 4 parts. Its strongly advised you read that first before proceeding.<br />
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<a href="http://chinmay-datar.blogspot.co.uk/2011/05/puneri-lingo.html" target="_blank">Part 1</a><br />
<a href="http://chinmay-datar.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/the-puneri-lingo-part-ii.html" target="_blank">Part 2</a><br />
<a href="http://chinmay-datar.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/the-puneri-lingo-iii.html" target="_blank">Part 3</a><br />
<a href="http://chinmay-datar.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/the-puneri-lingo-part-iv.html" target="_blank">Part 4</a><br />
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<b>1) Shaniwar Wadyavar Satkar Karane.(शनिवार वाड्यावर सत्कार करणे):</b> Sarcastically said to someone if he thinks he has done something great. Literally means to felicitate on Shaniwar Wada<br />
<b>Usage:</b><br />
Punekar 1: Jhampya!! are kiti varshanni bhetato ahes! kuthe gayab hotas?<br />
Jhampya: Kahi nahi re, jara research karat hoto. Vel kasa gela tech kalala nahi.<br />
Punekar 1: Waa! research kela . Pune Municipality Shaniwar Wadyavar Satkar Karnar mhanje ata tuza, kay!<br />
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<b>2) Shreemukhat Bhadkavane (श्रीमुखात भडकावणे)</b> Slap, and slap hard.<br />
<b>Usage</b><br />
Punekar 2: Te jaude, Fergussonwali la Jhampya parat mansat ala kalvava lagnaare...kiti vaat baghat hoti ti mahitye?<br />
Jhampya: Nako... Tila sangu nakos. Bhetli ki pahile Shreemukhat bhadkavel.<br />
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<b>3) Dokyavar Barafachya Laadya asane (डोक्यावर बर्फाच्या लाद्या असणे)</b> Being cool under pressure<br />
<b>Usage</b><br />
Punekar 1: Kay rao! itke varsha olakhtoys tu Fergussonwali la. Tula mahitye na, Female Dhoni ahe ti. Arre dokyavar barfachya laadya ahet tichya!<br />
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<b>4) Vatsaa! (वत्सा!):</b> Son! Similar to Ajaan Baalike! covered in earlier posts.<br />
<b>Usage</b><br />
Jhampya: Vatsaa!! ME-Me tila patavla hota. Me changlach Olakhto tila!<br />
Punekar 1: - :/<br />
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<b>5) Uchakane (उचकणे)</b>- Get pissed off/ Angry<br />
<b>Usage</b><br />
Punekar 2: Olakhtos na.. mag ugach kashala vatun ghetoys ti uchkel? jivat jeev yeil tichya, tula baghun!<br />
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<b>6) Khapane (खापणे</b>) Finished, dead<br />
<b>Usage</b><br />
Jhampya: Bombla! Chala lavkar. gasha gundala.<br />
Punekar 1: Ka re kay zala, atta tar alays!.<br />
Jhampya.. Samorun Fergussonwali and Cumminswali ekatra yet ahet. Khaplo ata!<br />
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<b>7) Netrasukh (नेत्रसुख)</b>: Pleasure for eyes.<br />
<b>Usage</b><br />
Punekar 1: Cumminswali laai...ch hot ahe yaar. keval netrasukh!<br />
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<b>8) Tyat Kay kautuk! (त्यात काय कौतुक!): </b> A dismissive disdainful remark stating the act as not praiseworthy.<br />
<b>Usage</b><br />
Punekar 1: Fergussonwali, ha bagh, aapla jhampya parat ala.. tyacha research zala karun mhane...<br />
Fergussonwali: Tyat kay kautuk.. research tar saglyanchach hoto.. Re-search zala ka vichar...<br />
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<b>9) Bidikadi (बिडीकाडी):</b> pocket money for daily activities<br />
Cumminswali: Ek sang jhampya, tula research karaychi kay garaj hoti... mhanje why...whats the need na!<br />
Jhampya: teertharoopanni Bidikadi che paise dena thambavla..ashaveli karava lagta!<br />
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<b>10) Ananda Asne (आनंद असणे):</b> Hopeless situation. Literally- Being happy<br />
<b>Usage:</b><br />
Fergussonwali: Kahi pan mhana, maza Jhampudya research kartoy, mhanje research chya jagat ekunach Ananda Asnare!<br />
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<b>11) Deshasthi karbhar (देशस्थी कारभार):</b> being perennially late.<br />
Usage:<br />
Punekar 1: Tu ka itki uchakliyes pan tyachyavar. atta tar mansat parat alay.<br />
Fergusson wali: Ghanta. 4 diwas zale bhetatoy. Poornapane deshasthi karbhar mandun thevlay!<br />
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<b>12) Tavka (टवका)</b>- Hot, sexy<br />
<b>Usage:</b><br />
Punekar 2: Kahi mhana, Fergusson road jhakaas ahe. Kay hirwal aste ithe.. ekapeksha ek Tavka pori.<br />
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<b>13) Satvik Thali (सात्विक थाळी)</b>- Good Girl who is the most ideal candidate to get married to<br />
<b>Usage</b><br />
Cumminswali: E gadhadya. Kay pratyek porila asach mhantos ka? mala pan asach mhanat asashil baher boltana.<br />
Punekar 2: Nahi ga, asa kasa.. tu tar mazi satwik thaali ahes! tula chaar chaughat tavkaa kaa mhanin!<br />
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<b>14) Baba Azamchya jamanyatla (बाबा आझमच्या जमान्यातला):</b> Ancient<br />
<b>Usage</b><br />
Jhampya: Baass haa baas... tu ani tuzya ya thapa.. Baba azamchya jamanyatlya zalya ahet!<br />
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<b>15) kes gone dheri on category (केस गॉन ढेरी ऑन): </b>Typical of IT professionals- Balding, pot bellied middle aged man."Uncle"<br />
<b>Usage</b><br />
Punekar 1: tyacha jaude re.. tuza kay zalay.. eka jagi basun basun lavkarach kes gone dheri on category madhe janares.. E fergussonwali.. ha gadhav hatti vhaychya aat lavkar lagna karun taka tumhi.<br />
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<b>16) aag gadi (आगगाडी):</b> Literally- Steam Train. In day today life: Chain smoker<br />
<b>Usage:</b><br />
Fergussonwali: Karin re. Mala tar karaychach ahe. pan yachi aag gadi banda padli ki karin.<br />
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<b>17) Narad Muni (नारदमुनी):</b> Chinese Whisperer, Rumor machine, rumour spreader<br />
<b>Usage</b><br />
Jhampya: E Adhun madhun ekhadi kayamach asaychi na. Pan tula koni sangitla ki mazi aag gadi suru aste?<br />
Fergussonwali: He tuze mitra ahet na dogha... Narad Muni kuthche. Atta paryant fakta malach kay, akhya gavala kalala asel he!<br />
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<b>18) Nakshatra (नक्षत्र):</b> A bright star. (Sarcastically)<br />
<b>Usage</b><br />
Jhampya: Waah!! he dogha mitra nahit, Nakshatra ahet nakshatra! waah!<br />
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<b>19) Jamadagni (जमदग्नी)</b>- Extremely strict.<br />
<b>Usage</b><br />
Punekar 1: Mhanje amhala asa kahi karaycha navta, pan parva kakanni vicharla tevha just baher padla..<br />
Jhampya: Tu teertharoopanna sangitlas? are ved laglay ka tula! te Jamadagni ahet!!<br />
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<b>20) Vajane (वाजणे)</b> - Similar to Ghusliye, Lagliye, Basliye- means screwed.<br />
<b>Usage.</b><br />
Jhampya: Bomballa na sagla. Ata ghari gelo ki kharaab vaajnare..thingya udnar.<br />
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<b>21) Lay Bill zalay (लय बिल झालंय)</b>- Enough!<br />
<b>Usage:</b><br />
Cumminswali: E jhampya. band pad. Lay bill zalay tuzya ya vagnyacha. attachya atta cigerette sodaychi! Latanyane badvin nahitar.<br />
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<b>22) Jhashi chi rani (झाशीची राणी)-</b> (With all due respect to Laxmibai) A belligerent woman<br />
<b>Usage:</b><br />
Punekar 1: Chyayla, Punekar 2... Cumminswali aaj bhalti format ahe... Thet Jhashichi Ranich zali rao tichi.<br />
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<b>23) Pudya sodane (पुड्या सोडणे)</b>- Thapa Marane/Challan Sodane- Tell lies.<br />
<b>Usage:</b><br />
Fergussonwali: Kay diwti kaarti ahat tumhi dogha! Ektar mitrabaddal aslya pudya sodata ani nantar daat kadhat basta.<br />
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<b>24) Petlaay/Petliye (पेटलाय!)</b> On Fire! Angry<br />
<b>Usage</b><br />
Punekar 1: E shanta ho re ata. yaa doghihi solid petlya ahet aaj.<br />
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<b>25) Savalaa Gondhal (सावळा गोंधळ):</b> Same as deshasthi karbhar.<br />
<b>Usage:</b><br />
Fergussonwali: E jhampya.. ata cumminswali ne pan sangitlay. Tabadtop tumchi saglyanchi bidi sutli pahije. Ani yaat savala gondhal vhaychi kahi garaj nahi.<br />
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<b>26) Velanti (वेलांटी):</b> A good looking married woman<br />
<b>Usage:</b><br />
Punekar 1: Theeke me sodato, pan chyayla ti tai bagh..kay masta ahe!<br />
Punekar 2: Arre, mangalsutra ahe galyat.. nidaan tila tari ata tavka vagere mhanu nakos!<br />
Punekar 1: Tavka nahi re, Velanti ahe velanti! Ekdam Sai Tamhankar sarkhi..<br />
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<b>27) Tilak Varsha (टिळक वर्ष):</b> YD year/gap year.<br />
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<b>Usage:</b></div>
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Fergussonwali: He tumche asle dhande chaltat na, mhanunach BComm madhe pan Tilak Varsha Lagtat tumhala. Laaja nahi ka vatat!</div>
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<b>28) shrungaarchaale karane (शृंगारचाळे करणे)</b> - Make out in public.</div>
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<b>Usage:</b></div>
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Punekar 1: Aga Saundarya baghitla ki kautuk karava. Tabbyetisathi changlaasta. Ani nusta baghtoy. Harmless. Rupalit baghitla ani Vaishalit olakh zali mhanun kamla nehru parkat jaun kay lagech shrungaar chaale nahi karat basnar!</div>
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<b>29) chehryavar sajavat karne (चेहऱ्यावर सजावट करणे):</b> get ones face decorated. Get hit in a brawl<br />
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<b>Usage:</b></div>
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Cumminswali: Tu tasa vichaar karach, direct chehryavar sajavat hote ki nahi tuzya te bagh.</div>
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<b>30) Laghushanka (लघुशंका):</b> Urge to piss<br />
<b>Usage:</b><br />
Fergussonwali: Barr, te jaudya, tumha doghanchya tya velanti chya nadat tevdhyat ha Jhampudya kuthe gayab zalay?<br />
Jhampya: Ahe ithech, Laghushankela gelo hoto.<br />
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<b>30) Potyadheesh (पोट्याधीश):</b> Pot bellied<br />
<b>Usage:</b><br />
Punekar 1: Jhampya, sweater kadhun basu nakos. Tu research karun karun Potyadheesh zala ahes lagech distay.<br />
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<b>32) Pravasi Chiwada.(प्रवासी चिवडा)</b> - Excessively crowded.<br />
<b>Usage:</b><br />
Jhampya: Chalaychach. Bus banda zali mhanun he sagla. Javvat nahi ajkal bus madhun. Kay pravasi chiwda hoto aat madhe! hain! adhich ukadata, tyat gardi!Punyachi Mumbai zali rao!<br />
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That is all for this installment! set of 32 complete! loads more words. lots of things to cover.<br />
A lot of you have been asking me whether the story is based on my life: No, its not. I am not Jhampya. Nor is Jhampya anything like me. Its an amalgamation of the traits ive observed in my friends who are all true punekars- BTW, if you are curious, Aamhi Fergussonwli nahi, BMCCwali chya premat padaloy. ;)<br />
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Anyway, If you feel I have missed anything, feel free to inbox me.Any additional words are always welcome! :D (Nyanat bhar ghalayla konala avdat nahi!!)<br />
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More to follow soon!</div>
Chinmay Datarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04810867628135118894noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8031902181105774633.post-65375947777436675922016-01-22T07:25:00.000+05:302016-01-22T07:25:49.089+05:30Troll Santa..<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Recently(During Christmas), a colleague of mine was at the receiving end of a "poetic" prank I played at the office. This unsuspecting girl accidentally let it slip that her hair were turning white. That was the fillip for the prank- with the prank being obvious- Gift a hair dye. To add to the overall suspense, our department was playing this game called "Secret Santa", so it was very convenient to pull off the prank. A normal hair dye would have been too main stream, so when I purchased the dye, it was of the colour "Burgandy". I fail to understand why women have to have a name for each and every RGB combination of the spectrum. Burgandy? seriously? I mean the last time I read Burgandy anywhere, I was playing Age of Empires- Joan of Arc campaign. How can a region in France even be a colour? Nevertheless, it looked a whacky red so purchased it and packed it in a nice decorative envelope.<br />
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The original plan was to hide the "present" in her bag, and act as if nothing had happened. But that again makes it that much less interesting. Luckily I met a partner in crime who totally misled this girl by leaving a trail of clues and increasing the overall suspense. But I wanted to make the overall prank even more interesting, and so wrote down a poetic prank (I actually dont believe I wrote it- but I did. This was actually the whole point of writing the post. I know its not perfect, but Hey! its the first time ive written a poem in english). After searching all over the place for over four hours, the girl finally found the "gift" hidden in her bag. Obviously, on opening it she was terribly embarrassed and hid away the gift from the whole world. I understand that, but the poem was good and should be out, so here it is:<br />
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I saw it shimmer in the light,<br />On a morning nice and bright,<br />I just couldnt stand and watch your plight,<br />For a strand of your hair had just turned white.</blockquote>
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So off I set to a far country,<br />Tried to find whats hip and trendy,<br />from Andalus to Normandy<br />everyone said its "Burgandy"</blockquote>
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Here is your Burgandy in a pack,<br />which i got on my way back,<br />It wont turn your hair jet black,<br />But splash it in colour and make it look whack.</blockquote>
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The expressions were priceless. Thats it, Ive decided to be the troll santa people deserve!<br />
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I havent seen the dye being applied on the white hair. Last I heard, it was being suggested that the dye along with a comb will be forwarded to the Bald Eagle of our department.<br />
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The person who I actually had to gift ended up getting a pen as "Big Boss" wanted him to make a lot of MoMs.</div>
Chinmay Datarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04810867628135118894noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8031902181105774633.post-13872309279255500582015-08-15T00:36:00.005+05:302015-08-15T08:52:18.564+05:30विश्वास जिवंत ठेवणे!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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काही धर्मसंकट ओढवून घेतलं आहेस? एवढा चेहरा टाकून काय बसलायस?” </span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पार्थ:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “काय सांगू पंत! काय सांगू! आयुष्य अश्या एका टप्प्यावर
येऊन थांबलंय की दुसरा काही मार्गाच दिसत नाही. प्रचंड मोठे रणकंदन दिसते आहे. फार
फार बिकट युद्ध. पंत! हात ढिले पडले आहेत. मन थकलंय. काय करू तेच कळत नाहीये!”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पंत: </span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“पार्था, माला तुझ्या चेहऱ्यावर जे दिसतंय ती भीती आहे? छे!
अजून आयुष्यातल्या सर्वात मोठ्या रणाला सुरवात देखील झाली नाही आणि तू असा डळमळतो
आहेस, घाबरतो आहेस? स्वतःवर, स्वतःच्या कर्तुत्वावर, कुवतीवर विश्वास असुदे
पार्था...”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पार्थ:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “विश्वास? पंत इतके वर्ष इतकी खंबीर धरलेली समशेर निसटत
आहे. झुंजायची ताकद नाहीये. आणि झुंजलो तरी पराभवाशिवाय काहीच दिसत नाहीये, पंत! तुम्हीच
सांगा विश्वास कसा ठेऊ? आपल्या फिल्ड मध्ये या प्रकारचा पराक्रम आजतागायत कोणीही
केला नाहीये. त्या पराक्रमाची स्वप्न देखील धूसर आहेत पंत! होय पंत... होय!! मला भीती
वाटते आहे! घाबरलो आहे मी! आत्ता पर्यंत अनेक अडचणींना सामोरा गेलो आहे, पण...
पंत!! ही लढाई साधीसुधी नाहीये! या वेळी प्रेशर फारच जास्त आहे. नाही पंत नाही, ही
लढाई नाही. आता हा आयुष्याचा प्रश्न आझाला हे, आणि त्याचे पानिपत करायचे नाहीये....
कसं सांगू तुम्हाला?”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पंत: </span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“मला ठाऊक आहे तुला काय वाटत आहे ते. कधीकाळी यशाची शिडी
चढताना मी देखील याच संकटांमध्ये अडकलो होतो. यावर मात केली म्हणूनच आज “पंत” बनू
शकलो. एक्स्पीरियंस मॅटर्स पार्था. म्हणूनच म्हणतोय...आयुष्याचे पानिपत होऊ
द्यायचे नसल्यास विश्वास कायम जिवंत ठेवला पाहिजे.’”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पार्थ:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “पण पंत, अशा परिस्थितीत विश्वास ठेऊन करणार तरी काय?”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पंत:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “पार्था, जगात विश्वास सर्वात थोर. त्याची थोरवी आणि
पराक्रम दहादिशांत बहुचर्चित. विश्वास जिवंत ठेव पार्था, आणि रिझल्ट्स बघ...
विश्वास छोटा असला म्हणून काय झालं, तो जागता असणं महत्त्वाचं! आरे, आशेची ज्योत
तेवत ठेवतो हा.”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पार्थ:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “पंत, आमचा विश्वास याक्षणी तसा नाजूकच आहे. हाय प्रेशर सिच्युएशनमध्ये
तो तग धरणार नाही...त्याला जिवंत कसा ठेवणार?”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पंत:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “पार्था विश्वास सदशिवाच्या नजरेत असला, तर तो कोमेजून कसा
जाईल?”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पार्थ:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “पंत! कळालं आता! विश्वास जिवंत ठेवायचा असले, तर तो
सदशिवाकडे सुपूर्त करावा! हे इतकं सोपं आहे?” </span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पंत:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “नाही पार्था, घाई करतो आहेस...सदाशिवाचे विश्वासावर फार
फार प्रेम असले, तरी तो त्याच्या बाबतीत तसा हळवाच आहे. विश्वास पूर्णपणे त्यास सुपूर्त केला आणि नंतर तिकडून काढून घेतला, किंवा नाहीसा झाला, तर सदाशिव हळहळेल. एरवी
शांत चित्त असणारा तो काळजीने ढवळून निघेल. विश्वासाच्या शोधात सदाशिव भूलोकात
उतरला, तर तुझ्या लढाईचे प्रलयात रुपांतर होईल पार्था.. आणि प्रलय कोणासाठीच
चांगला नाही.”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पार्थ: </span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“पंत! मला काही कळत नाहीये! आत्ता तुम्हीच तर म्हणालात ना,
विश्वासला सदशिवाकडे ठेवावे?”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पंत:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “सदशिवाच्या नजरेत असावे पार्था, नजरेत. त्याच्या स्वाधीन
करावे नाही म्हणालोय. यु शुड नेवर कीप ऑल युअर एग्ज इन वन बास्केट. सदाशिवाची मदत
घेतली, म्हणजे इतर कोणाची नाही घ्यायची असं बिलकुल नाहीये. निळी फुले वाहून राऊपुत्र
कृष्णास बोलवावे. तोच खरा समशेरबहाद्दर आहे. त्याची जरब सर्वत्र! सोबत
दत्तात्रय आहेच. आणि अगदीच वाटलं, तर इब्राहीमास देखील साकडं घाल! समटाईम्स इट्स
बेटर टू गो ऑल गन्स ब्लेझिंग... संताचे काळीज वाघाचे आहे. त्या वाघांना तुझ्यात ललकारायला
शिकव. चिंतन कर. या सार्यांचं स्मरण कर. ही सगळी भूतं एकत्र आली, तर विश्वासाला
धक्का लागूच शकत नाही!”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पार्थ:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “समजलं पंत! समजलं! विश्वास जिवंत ठेवणं हेच सर्वात
महत्त्वाचं! पटलंय! पण पंत, प्रश्न पडलाच आहे म्हणून विचारतो, चुकून, अगदी चुकून जर आपल्या विश्वासाला तडा जाऊन तो नाहीसा झाला, तर काय करावं पंत? म्हणजे ववर्स्ट केस सिनारियो
कसा हँडल करावा?”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पंत:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “पार्था, विश्वास नाहीसा झाला, की माधवाला शरण जाण्याशिवाय
दुसरं काही गत्यंतर नाही”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पार्थ:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “माधव? सिरीयसली? माधव? पंत काही पण काय बोलता! आहो, कंपनीतल्या
सर्व दिगाज्जांमध्ये माधव सगळ्यात ज्युनियर नाही का?”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पंत:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “ज्युनियर खरा, पण मी सांगतो पार्था, फ्युचर तोच आहे.
उद्या समजा तुझा विश्वास उडाला...तर तुझी हार अटळ आहे. तुझी हार ही आपल्या सर्व ना
ना साहेबांची हार. त्यामुळे तुझ्या विश्वासाची गच्छंती फिक्स असेल, तर त्यांची
गच्छंती देखील फिक्स्ड आहे. आणि सर्व साहेबांची गच्छंती म्हणजे सूत्र आणि श्रद्धा
अर्थात माधवाकडे!” </span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पार्थ:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “म्हणजे पंत, पुढची वाटचाल पाहता, आत्ता आपली श्रद्धा
माधवात इन्वेस्ट करणे योग्य ठरेल?”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पंत:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “पार्था, माधवात पूर्णपणे श्रद्धा गुंतवणं योग्य ठरणार
नाही. तो हुशा आहे यात काही वादच नाही, पण तो रममाण आहे. तो तुला योग्य मार्ग
दाखवेल यात देखील काही वाद नाही. या भुवनात एखादी राक्षसी क्लायंट मिटिंग सक्सेस्फुली
नॅविगेट देखील करेल. माधव खूप महत्वाचा ठरू शकेल पार्था, पण लक्षात ठेव, तो कितीही
मोठा झाला तरी तो अ-क्षय नाही.”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पार्थ:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “पंत काय बोलत आहात? मला समजलं नाही”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पंत:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “रघुनाथाची कृपा पार्था... रघुनाथाची कृपा. तो कधीनाकधीतरी
सर्वांचीच परीक्षा घेतो.”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पार्थ:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “पण पंत, माधव ही परीक्षा नक्की पूर्ण करू शकेल! आय मीन ही
इज इंडीड व्हेरी टॅलंटेड! अँड व्हेरी डिप्लोमॅटिक. ही कॅन इझिली ओव्हरकम दिस! आणि
पंत, तुम्हीच तर एकदा म्हणाला होता..’रघुनाथाय नाथाय...रमाया पतये नमः!’”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पंत:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “पार्था, रघुनाथाला कधीही अंडरएस्टिमेट करू नकोस.
माधवीकाव्याचं पेटंट आहे त्याच्याकडे. तो काहीही करू शकतो. त्यात रघुनाथ आनंदी
असेल तर विचारूच नकोस! ऑफिसातले सुखात्मे आणि तत्सम गर्दी बरोबर घेऊन कोणाला कधी,
कसा, आणि काय काय घेऊन गिळंकृत करेल ते सांगणं अवघड आहे!”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पार्थ:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “देवा नारायणा!! हा काय प्रकार ऐकतो आहे मी!”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पंत:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “एक्झॅक्टली. बरोबर ओळखलंस”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पार्थ:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “पण... पण पंत, हे कायदेशीर दृष्ट्या बरोबर नाही. केस-खटला
काही झालं, की तो लगेच अटकेत, नाही का?”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पंत:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “पार्था, रघुनाथाला अटकेत जायला कोर्टाची गरज नाही.
त्याच्यात स्वतःहून तिथे जाण्याचं सामर्थ्य आहे!”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पार्थ:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “म्हणजे पंत, तुम्हाला नक्की म्हणायचं आहे...” </span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पंत:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “पार्था, रघुनाथाविरुद्ध‘रामो “राजमणी” सदा विजयते’, हे कितीही सत्य असलं
तरी तू रघुनाथाला इतका साधासुधा समजू नकोस. त्याच्यात अटकेत जायचे गट्स आहेत कारण
त्याचबरोबर अटकेपार जायची व्हिजन आणि हंगर पण आहे.”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पार्थ:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “पंत! दिस इज डेंजरस! आय सी ओन्ली डार्क डेज इन टर्म्स ऑफ
बिझनेस इफ सच थिंग्स हॅपन! जरका आपली पॉलिसी अशीच सुरु राहिली, तर एकही क्लायंट
येणार नाही!”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पंत:</span></b><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“पार्था, निराश होऊ नकोस. इतकी शॉर्टटर्म व्हिजन
नाहीये माझी. प्रत्येक रात्रीनंतर एक भानु उदयाला येतोच- आणि तो सर्व समस्यांवर
प्रकाश पाडतोच. आणि त्या भानुला इतर अकरा आदित्यांची साथ लाभली, तर हे बारा प्रखर
सूर्य कोणताही प्रोजेक्ट आरामात करू शकतील.”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पार्थ: </span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“पंत, तुम्ही तर साक्षात देवेंद्रालाच आणायचं म्हणताय!”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पंत: </span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“बरोबर पार्था, बरोबर!”<b> </b></span><b><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पार्थ:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “पण पंत, त्याचा अस्त अपेक्षेपेक्षा लवकर झाला तर काय?”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पंत:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “सूर्यास्तानंतर कायमच अंधार होतो पार्था!”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पार्थ:</span></b><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> “नाही पंत नाही, ऑलरेडी खूप अंधाराचे दिवस बघितले आहेत. अजून अंधाराचे दिवस नको आहेत!”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">पंत:</span></b><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“म्हणूनच म्हणतोय पार्था, विश्वास जिवंत ठेव!”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="MR" style="font-family: "Mangal","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Mangal; mso-bidi-language: MR; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br /></span></div>
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Chinmay Datarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04810867628135118894noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8031902181105774633.post-85011981244497358842015-05-24T09:41:00.002+05:302015-05-24T10:21:42.082+05:30Hinjawadi- An infrastructural nightmare.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Im sure many of you go to work to "Hinjawadi" the so called techno hub of Pune- and most of you will agree that it is fast becoming a nightmare for almost all commutators. It is a classic example of lack of vision, planning, execution and maintenance- the very thing almost all companies situated there do on a daily basis.<br />
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For starters- there is "ONE" route to enter Hinjawadi from Pune City. ONE. And that too is a single laned flyover over the highway. How is it supposed to sustain about 100000+ commutators daily? To tell frankly, coming in from Highway is not a problem. you get absorbed into the traffic very easily, and the road after that is quite big. The issue is while going out. Miss a timing of 5.25 to leave Phase 1, and you are stuck for atleast an hour. Thanks to a terrible bottleneck created by the infrastructure planners. The Wakad bridge is standing example of "part time fixes". Which idiotic planning committee will otherwise have a flyover over a highway, and a traffic light for the highway? Its sheer stupidity. While going out of Hinjawadi, this flyover is singularly responsible for wastage of at least 20-30 minutes per person. Now imagine over 1000,000 individuals wasting their 20 mins here which comes to about 2 million Man hours. Service companies charge exorbitant fees to clients- on an hourly basis. Going by simple mathematics, one can only guess how much money could be made if those 2 million Man hours are put to better use! (Its sufficient to say the money coming in would be much much more.)</div>
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Yellow arrows- Ten feet wide road for 40% of traffic to turn towards kothrud.<br />
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Such artificial bottlenecks are present all over Hinjawadi-which sometimes makes me wonder if they are created deliberately. It creates chaos and huge traffic jams. There is hardly a day when I do not get stuck in one. To add to the traffic and associated pollution, most of the roads are dug up for laying cables and pipes, which causes added inconvenience. Its staggering how much dust and other hazardous chemicals we inhale daily. Once, I had a wet sponge with me- placed inside my helmet. After a 45 min ride back home, when I squeezed it, it oozed out a brown-black liquid- This is entering our lungs daily. Its beyond normal thresholds that the body can sustain. I wont be surprized if I, and a lot many people get some breathing related problems soon. All we can do is "thank" the civic authorities and responsible committees, planners, contractors for putting millions at risk and increasing medical expenses. (Sometimes I wonder what would be the fines imposed on these people in say a US- or any other nation which actually cares about these issues).</div>
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Turning the attention to the issue of rainwater drainage systems- There is no drainage system in Hinjawadi. And if one exists- it does so in a perma-block state. A slight drizzle one day, and the roads are turned into rivers till the next. This is especially true outside Infosys and Persistent (Phase 1). The horrendous stench of drainage water in one patch, before Hinjewadi Gaavthan, is enough to cause nausea. Coming to Hinjawadi Gavthan- or Village, the planners have passed the "Main" artery of the Tech Park through the village. Here, you have some very small roads, crossings and turning points every 20 feet with big trucks turning every now and then leading to added congestion. This place reeks of the sick attitude that has creeped up in India- quick fixes. </div>
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Take this example- in Hinjawadi Chauk, there are a number of Water outlets- on the main road. In mornings, the residents will go there to fill water, leave the pipes open and cause overflows and waste water nearly equivalent to the full capacity of a water tanker. Considering that many companies in Hinjawadi need to be supplied water from outside and adding to it that Maharashtra is a drought prone state, this is sheer wastage of a crucial and limited resource. Once the water starts overflowing, there is no drainage system for it to flow into. So it flows on the roads- thereby weathering off the top surface of the road. Large number of potholes whose depth is difficult to judge when filled with the overflowing water creep up on that patch. How do the authorities react to this? Patch up the road- problem fixed! Come the 3rd month after repairs, this continued use of the pipes and taps, its the same sight all over again.</div>
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What is really frustrating and disheartening in all this, is the failure of the authorities to locate the very obvious root causes of the problems- leave alone address them. In the above example- it is clear that the pipes need to be removed from the road and that a proper drainage facility should be available to carry of any spillages. That should be the action item- instead, the authorities clear it by providing a temporary patch. Waste thousads regularly when the same thing can be fixed in a few hundred in one go. Another example- you can see that a flyover is causing problems- instead of finding feasible solutions to bypass the highway, the authorities are busy digging up the roads leading to it and then not finishing off after their repairs are done. Frankly speaking Im sick of all this idiotic planning. I seriously want to meet the people who are responsible for development of the area and ask for answers.</div>
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There are now plans to extend Hinjawadi from 3 Phases to 7 Phases. I take a stand against it. Dear Asshole authorities, unless and until the you provide at least 2 other alternative routes to get out of Hinjewadi, and unless you drastically improve the existing infrastructure, there is no point of adding extra traffic. You fail to provide basic public transport to cater the people commuting to Hinjawadi, and you plan to put more people without first increasing your existing infrastructure which is clearly unable to cope with the existing traffic and congetion. If you plan to build these phases, build them with a future perspective- not a narrow one concentrated on making a lot of money for yourselves very quickly. </div>
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While admonishing the authorities, we as commutators must also look at ourselves for the complete lack of discipline we show here. 3 lanes are converted to 6 lanes. This is uncalled for. Stay in 3 lanes- it may look like a long queue, but then it will be quicker as well. There are simple fixes. If you want to turn right and go onto the flyover, keep right from before. There is no need to stick to the leftmost lane and then abruptly take a rightward course a few feet before the flyover. No. A thorough introspection is needed by everyone. Awareness of how much impact our action may cause should be clear. Unfortunately, it is not.</div>
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That said, Pune Municipality authorities and Public Works departments anyway deserve to be smashed all the way up their asses for having an extremely poor maintenance plan for its infrastructure. The so called progress is actually quite retrograde. Its just exposing the faults at the foundations of all the planning. This is the state of our so called "State of the Art World Class Info Tech Park"and only the complete apathy shown to it by the authorities is responsible for it to be in the state it is now. An infrastructural nightmare and an utter waste of time, added to it a potential life hazard.</div>
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Chinmay Datarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04810867628135118894noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8031902181105774633.post-52405827615727364442015-04-23T07:31:00.002+05:302015-04-23T21:16:28.431+05:30IIN, Bharati VidyaTel propose fee hikes, students pissed off.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Recent developments and strategic decisions regarding "Education for All schemes:Net Neutrality"- backed by philanthropist businesses such as InternET.org- have taken a sour turn after it has emerged that student body and a swathe of alumni staged protests against the proposed plans. The downhill journey started when Bharati Vidyatel, a leading correspondent University, decided to restructure the way students pay their fees.<br />
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Currently, students pay a base fee and are free to explore anything they may have an interest in. There is no limit to how many courses a student can register for, and how many years he stays in the university. "There is no definite graduation plan for our type of universities" said Mr. Sirla, the Director of IIN. </div>
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However, this will be changing soon. Recent studies and trends have shown that students are preferring one stream within the education system-social sciences, and the demand for the same has risen exponentially. After this observation, TRY, the Education body has given the universities the freedom to change fee structure and charge as per courses a student registers for.</div>
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"Our recent study shows that students have an inclination towards social sciences, and the number of people registering for the course has increased manifold times, as compared to a few years back. Keeping that in mind, and considering the cost of providing free education to all, we needed to hike fees" said the Vice Chancellor of Bharati VidyaTel. "As a responsible social organization, we have to ensure that we make sufficient cash for ourselves and our philanthropic sponsors to keep the idea of education for all alive" he added. </div>
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Social Sciences, which has a huge goodwill funding from some very large tech firms will be given free of cost. It is slated to be a fast track course, where students can hang out for infinity and share, like and comment on their path breaking thoughts, pouts, and half cooked domain knowledge. Instantgram, an online practical course, which specializes in peer reviewed photojournals, will be offered free of cost as well. These and many other similar courses which are in demand will be provided free of cost. Additional charges will be applied for all trivial .edu courses and for startup courses, with students having to dish out extra cash for accessing contents of these courses.</div>
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The move, however, has not gone down well with the students. Large scale protests are erupting in all campuses, with outraged students and alumni feeling their freedom in education is being snatched away. "The fees are high as it is. The teaching is very slow, and now they want to increase fees. Where will we find our next Sahu if this trend continues?"asked a furious student. </div>
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Mr Sahu, a recipient for Rajeev Gandhi Jagatik Shastragnya Award for his contributions in Engineering and Technology fiercely criticized the move. "I received all my education for free at the base fee. Its illegal to hike up fees in this way. You have to give students access to all contents in the university equally. If this was done in our times, I would have never been able to do independent research in Bakery Automation. I have never been to a library after I flunked my IIT exams, but Ive heard that there you do not obstruct students from entering any section. Same must be the case here. We have that in place in IIN currently". Mr Sahu is the second most successful Alumni of IIN, a university which was to propose the fee hike as well. Mr Sahu is the known inventor of developing an egg carrying drone. He was widely acclaimed for his achievements and was awarded with Rajeev Gandhi Jagatik Shastragnya award for his contribution in "Indira Gandhi Khadya Maal Vahatuk Yojana" and "UPAY(II) Bhook Hatao Yojana". </div>
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Confusing net secularism with crop secularism, Mr. Rajul Handi, the vice chief of Secular Farmers Union of India Association chipped in with his 2 million cents, "Increasing the crop fees in this fashion will be detrimental to the united progress and alliance of the country- It undermines the efforts of the previous board of governors in handing out free doles of cash crops."Mr. Rajul Handi is one of the top alumni of IIN, and its most distinguished topper.. "The current crop course has resulted in an economic boom for overseers of farming community. With this oppressive fee structure, the farmers will be at great loss" he added. Dragjoy Singh, the left hand aide of Rajul Handi interrupted his boss and said "This is all an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSS">RSS </a>conspiracy. It just wants more subscribers by proposing automatic blog updates."</div>
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Chinmay Datarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04810867628135118894noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8031902181105774633.post-72988181486039858672015-03-18T00:29:00.002+05:302023-11-26T04:44:44.152+05:30पोपट-पुराण<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
मधे कधीतरी पोपट या विषयावर चर्चा सुरु असताना पु.लंची आठवण आली आणि एकदम नखशीकांत हिरव्या रंगात बुडालेले "दामले मास्तर" डोळ्यासमोर आले.(चिन्या दामले नाही. नाना दामले तर मुळीच नाही.) तसे दामले मास्तर आधीच हरणटोळ आहेत म्हणतात, त्यातून पोपट म्हणजे "डेडली" काहीतरी होणार म्हणून तो विचार तिथेच बंद पाडला.<br />
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पुढे शाळेत शिकवलेला "पिंजर्यातला पोपट" हा धडा आठवला. म्हणजे धडा नाही आठवला, पण धड्यातल्या एकूण पोपटांची संख्या आठवायचा प्रयत्न झाला. त्यात एक पिंजर्यातला पोपट होता, एक लाकडी पोपट होता, एक पोपट नावाचा मुलगा होता. हा पोपट तो पोपत, सगळ्या पोपटांचे पोपट- सगळीकडे पोपटच पोपट. डोक्याची पार मंडई करून ठेवली. नंतर अतुल कुलकर्णीला सिनेमात झालेला पोपट आठवला आणि आपण पोपटापासून लांब राहिलेलंच बरं हा निष्कर्ष काढला. पण डोक्यात किर्र किर्र करणारा तो कीर काही डोक्यातून उडत नव्हता. त्यामुळे त्यावर थोडे फालतू विचारमंथन करायचे ठरवले.</div>
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पोपट हा बहुदा औरंगझेबाचा वंशज असावा. नाहीतर तो एवढा हिरवा नसताच. हा विचार ज्या क्षणी माझ्या मनात आला, त्याच्या बरोब्बर पाचव्या मिनिटाला डिस्कव्हरीवर एक लाल रंगाचा पोपट बघितला. त्यामुळे हा पक्षी फक्त औरंगझेबच नव्हे, तर स्टालिनचा देखील वंशज असेल हा विचार सहज चाटून गेला. मुळात असा कोणी पोपटी इसम अस्तित्वात असता तर त्याने सर्व जगाला तरी ठार मारले असते नाहीतर २ विरुद्ध विचारसारणीच्या जळमटात अडकून स्वतः मेला असता. सुदैवाने पोपट अशातला नाही. त्याच्या कृत्यावरूनतरी त्याच्यात या दोघांचे गुण अजिबात उतरलेले दिसत नाहीत. आहो पोपटाच्या हाती(चोचीने- पोपटाला हात नसतात) कोणाचा मुडदा पडलाय हे कधीच ऐकले नाहीये! त्यामुळे तो रंगांनी औरंगझेब आणि स्टालिनसारखा वाटला, तरी विचारांनी तो गांधीवादी वाटतो. माणसाने त्याला कितीही छळो, तुरुंगात टाको, उगाच मिरच्या बिरच्या खायला देवो, हा कोणताही हिंसक मार्ग न अवलंबता निमूटपणे सगळं सहन करतो. त्यामुळे तो खरा गांधीवादी असावा हे माझे मत ठाम झाले आहे. एवढा संयम बाकी कोणाला! </div>
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औरंगझेब, स्टालिन आणि माहात्मा गांधी यांच्याशी पोपटाचा उगीचच संबध जोडणाऱ्या डोक्यातून पुढे "पोपटाचा धर्म नक्की कोणता?" हा विचार येणं स्वाभाविक होतं. वास्तविकतः पोपट कोणत्याही एका धर्मात बसत नाही. त्याला बसवणं शक्क्यच नाही. कारण माणसासारखा तो देखील सगळ्या धर्मांच्या रंगांमधे दिसतो. हिरवा, लाल, निळा, पिवळा, गुलाबी, पांढरा, करडा आणि काळा अशा वेगवेगळ्या रंगाचे पोपट मी सिंगापूरात बघितले होते ते एकदम डोळ्यापुढे आले. त्यामुळे कोणत्याही एका धर्माच्या रंगाचा शिक्का त्यावर मारणं चुकीचंच आहे. भगवा पोपट मात्र मी आजवर बघितला नाहीये- बहुदा सगळे पोपट सेकुलर असावेत. </div>
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सिरीयस विचार बाजूला ठेऊन फक्त फालतू कुतूहल म्हणून पोपटांनी त्यांचा स्वतःचा धर्म प्रस्थापित केला तर तो कसा असेल असा विचार आला.या धर्माचे नाव बहुदा "पोपट मीमांसा"( हिला ट्वीटरवर शोधा!) असावे. त्याच्या भगवंताचे नाव बहुदा "कीर" असावे. एरवी पोपटाला कोणी त्या नावाने हाक मारत नाही, त्यामुळे जो "कीर" आहे तो त्यांच्यातला स्पेशल कोणीतरी असावा. पोपटाला भजनं म्हणता येतात असे बऱ्याच पोपट पाळणार्यांना (फक्त त्यांनाच) वाटते. त्यामुळे पोपटाच्या धर्मात भक्तीरस भरपूर असावा. पीता-पुराण असे त्यांच्या धर्मग्रंथाचे नाव. त्यांच्या धर्मगुरूंना बहुदा पोप-अट म्हणत असावे. मोक्षप्राप्तीसाठी तरसणारा माणूस जसा "राम राम" करतो, तसा मोक्षप्राप्तीसाठी तरसणारा पोपट बहुदा "किरकिर" करत असावा. किंबहुना स्वर्गात जागा मिळवण्यासाठी त्याने याचा रेटा लावावा असा देखील नियम असला पाहिजे. पोपटाच्या धर्मानुसार एका आदर्श पोपटाने फक्त फलाहाराचे भोजन स्वीकारावे असा दंडक असावा. मांसाहार करणारा पोपट मी तरी बघितला नाहीये. हां- उपवासाच्या दिवशी चेंज म्हणून पोपटाने हिरवी किंवा लाल मिरची असे तामसिक पदार्थ खाललेले चालत असावे. पोपटांच्या धर्मात पोपटाने डोक्यावर कोणती टोपी, पागोटे, तुरे शेंडी ठेवलीच पाहिजे असा दंडक नसावा- ज्या त्या पोपटाला हवी ती स्टाईल मारता येते. तेवढे अभिव्यक्ती स्वातंत्र्य पोपटाचा धर्म त्यांना देत असावा. दाढी मिशा वाढवलेला पोपट मात्र कधी दिसत नाही. त्यांच्यावर रंगाचे बंधन नाही.</div>
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इतर धर्मांप्रमाणे पोपटाच्या धर्मात देखील तीर्थयात्रा असाव्यात. त्या बहुदा दक्षिण अमेरीकेत असणार. कारण तिथल्या देशांची नावं उगाच "पेरू" आणि "चिली" नसणार ना! ती नक्कीच पोपटांसाठी मक्का-व्हेटीकन-वाराणसी-जेरुसलेम असणार. पोपटांच्या धर्मक्षेत्रांची स्थानिक भाषेत नावे देऊन पोपटांच्या भावना दुखावल्या जाऊ नये यासाठी मानवांनी या जागांची नावे पोपटांना पचतील अशीच ठेवली आहेत. या देशाची किमान एकदा यात्रा केली की पोपटाला परस्पर मोक्षप्राप्ती मिळत असावी. पेरू आणि चिलीला गेलेले पोपट परत आले आहेत असे ऐकले तरी नाहीये. एकूण काय, तर कोणत्याही इतर धर्माप्रमाणे या धर्मात देखील त्याच गोष्टी असणार.</div>
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सुदैवाने पोपटांचा धर्म अस्तित्वातच नाहीये. असलेल्या धर्मांचा गाभा आपल्याला समजत नाही, त्यामुळे कशाला उगाच नसलेल्या धर्मावर वायफळ विचार करत बसायचा! थांबवलेलाच बारा!! आणि हो- या विषयावर बोलून कशाला उगाच आपला पोपट करून घ्यायचा!...</div>
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Chinmay Datarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04810867628135118894noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8031902181105774633.post-65253836503575970312015-01-22T13:58:00.000+05:302015-02-03T18:08:16.097+05:30The Impeding Punekar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
The last few months have been spent whining and complaining about how atrocious the vehicular traffic has become in Pune. The sheer number of two wheelers is mind boggling. If you go to Fergusson College Road for an evening stroll on a friday, it feels claustrophobic to just walk. Same is the case for many of the other roads in the city. Im not talking of the Peth areas- they are an altogether different story, but of newly developed areas such as Kothrud, Deccan, Baner, Bavdhan, Pashan, Aundh and Hinjewadi. To add to the traffic woes, the roads are ill maintained, and causes jams. Add to that the haphazard way in which the roads are planned, and the idiotic mentality of vehicle users, a healthy mix of all ingredients for a traffic jam is created. No wonder all the roads are choked.<br />
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I do not know why 80 percent of Punekars are even allowed to drive! Seriously, these people have no regards for traffic lights, parking norms, traffic flow, lane discipline among other things- if you test them for traffic rules, most of them would fail. (incredibly, you have to pass a traffic rules test before you can get a drivers licence- they have a way around for that in form of "Agents"), Half of these uncivilized people seem to be colour blind as they clearly cannot distinguish between red and green lights- not stopping at them, honking when a red light is present etc. The remaining half are retards who just happen to have sufficient money to buy a vehicle. I mean there are more things to driving a vehicle than just starting it at making it move forward. Lane discipline for one- following speed limits the other. Less said on this, the better. The drivers licences of such idiots should be confiscated forever and, on top of that, these retards should be given life long bans from driving. If they refuse to give in even then, "gadhvavar basun dhinda kadha".<br />
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Within this group of people with special needs, there are a few with even more special needs. They are illiterates who do not know what an arrow with a cross over it means. These retards, for saving fuel worth a few paise flout all traffic norms and go wrong side. Seriously, forget a drivers license, these people do not deserve to own a vehicle. Ive started passing sarcastic comments at such "intellectually advanced" people- Call them things like Shaktimaan, Chhatrapati, followed by some <i>kharpus</i> insult in chaste marathi. Most of the time they do get embarrassed, We should seriously stop tolerating these idiots.<br />
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Then, leaving these idiots aside, there is another species which can only be described as super idiots. Rikshaw drivers, Taxi drivers, Bus drivers truck drivers can be included in this category. Driving a heavy trailer in the fast lane of a 60kmph highway at 20 kmph, abruptly stopping the vehicle in the middle of the road, starting a queue at any inconvinient corner, stopping 30 feet ahead of a scheduled bus stop, having unclean indicators are just some of their traits. Rikshawalahs- What can we say about them? Less said the better. They have the hand of a certain "Donkey" on their backs, which has made them extremely rude. Lets boycott them for a few days. Or lets oppose the constant fairhikes that they come up with. Let them go on strike. There is so much less traffic that way!<br />
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Sure, there are idiots and super idiots driving on the road, but then there are some others who sit in plush "municipality" offices, laying down the bluprints for "town planning", floating tenders to construct roads, constructing roads; who are capable of asking "Who's your daddy" to the aforementioned idiots. Politicians, Contractors, town planners with absolutely no knowledge or sense of civility or being cultured- all vying for a wad of cash to fill their pockets- building public works. These morons are actually questionable. Its us who never question them for their stupidity. Pune roads are comparable to "ठिगळ लावलेले भिकार्याचे कपडे"- patchwork clothes. Its horrible. Roads are made of pavement blocks instead of tar. No proper drainage system for rainwater. relying on archaic methods, and "<i>nako tithe doka lavna</i>" are some of their traits. These people fail to analyze a problem. Their solution to everything is a <i>jugaad </i>or a temporary fix. eg- roads are relaid again and again, the basic problem of them being washed away never looked at.<br />
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Paud road is a perfect example of the genius of all the above mentioned people. Its chaotic. The only problem with it being chaotic is that it would not be if people followed simple rules, or the "municipality" corrected some of their blunders along the road. Lets have a look at whats really irritating. From chandani chowk to Paud Phata(Flyover)<br />
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1) Part 1: Chandani Chowk<br />
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(Black cross indicates jam because of people not following rules. Blue lines indicate path taken by retards to save a few bucks., orange, green, red indicates normal routes)<br />
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2) Chandani Chowk to Bhusari Colony<br />
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3)Bhusari Colony to Vanaz<br />
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4) Vanaz Corner<br />
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5)Ideal Colony<br />
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6) Ajantha Colony<br />
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The circle near Vanaz deserves a special mention as it is beyond all things ridiculous. (This 4 feet high ventilation chamber needs to be demolished now!) Following is what I had to say about the issue on facebook:<br />
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"Fruits" of Sheer Stupidity- Part 1.<br />
This Vanaz Circle on Paud Road was probably designed and created by a road building genius of the highest order. The under<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;">pass, immediately after the circle, for some strange reason has a "ventilation" system which sticks out at least 4 feet off the road like a "biased" road divider. Its not even in the middle of the road, which has resulted in narrowing of the road on one side, causing a major bottleneck for traffic going from Chandani chowk towards Nal Stop.<br />not that the other side is any good either since the leftmost lane is occupied by parking slots, which causes chaos at this place during peak hours.<br />In fact the whole of paud road was probably constructed under the leadership of this same genius and has some major technical glitches. Now Punekars will know when was the last time Paud Road had a major "facelift" - i.e. concretization- which makes it easier to predict where half of the funds may have gone and why the road is in such a sorry state.<br />There are many such artificial bottlenecks, all around Pune, probably created by the contractors and our netas (either to whisk of some amount of cash into his pocket or due to lack of empathy for those who actually drive or they are actually dumb and dont understand anything- for which we must thank ourselves for electing them.<br />I will try to highlight many such things on my blog. If i were the mayor of pune, id refuse to pay the engineer/contractor for showing lack of planning and probably sack him as well. we need to stop tolerating these things and ask the "Municipality" answers for why these things happen. Dont spare these guys now.</span></blockquote>
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It is irritating to make your way forward in this maze of idiots. Its tiring. On top of all this, there is non stop honking. Its our tolerance and tendancy to ignore these things which is giving rise to these problems. Lets take a firm stand against this stupidity. Paud Road may be one example, but this is prevalent every where. Lets end it once and for all. Lets truly make Pune a World Class city!<br />
(PS- Ill be sharing more of these things as and when I get time)</div>
Chinmay Datarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04810867628135118894noreply@blogger.com0