Monday, 29 November 2010
Tuesday, 23 November 2010
Mathematics of an Exam
Guess what. I am nearly done with another set of exams. No matter how much you try to shoulder arms at them, they make you go on the back foot and defend. Now that Im done with the theory exams, I am freely able to punch my practicals through the covers! No worries. My timing in the practical viva is as immaculate and as elegant as those of Sachin Tendulkar on the field. (Forgive me for a cricket like opening, but im watching India thrash NZ by Innings and some runs, so the effect rubs off..)
Now then, coming back to the point, as this was my 7th semester in the college, I have given a total of 14 exams plus a number of 10 mark tests. A large enough sample size has been generated through the experience of me and my friends to draw out the following conclusions about the time near to exam. These will be known as the Datar-Devi Approximations, after its researchers, Datar and Devi.
To start of with. Let 'T' be the time left for an exam. This is usually about 2-3 days for a typical COEP paper, for which one can actually study. For simplicity we shall assume that T is a rectangular distribution. from -T to 0.
However, we never start studying at the start of the rectangular function. Studying is a statistically boring process. We usually start our studies at an arbitrary time instant H, after -T. Again, this will be a rectangular distribution over T.
Now, as it is statistically observed, attention span is dependent on H. let Asp be the attention span.
This will give you the attention span that you will get, depending on when you start studying. This is a critical factor for getting good marks. ideally, toppers have H close to T.
The second important point that is under consideration is Number of calls you make asking your friends "How much timepass you have done?" this can be denoted by N(h). Number of calls before exam are way more that those on ordinary days.
N(h)=e^2kh.. k= Phony constant. the derivations for above terms are extremely complex and is beyond the scope of timepass. So, it has been left to the Chinese to come up with the proofs for the same.
The third important factor is time you end up swearing at and cursing your Professors. Now, as the trend is, we curse our profs as being useless and incompetent much more during exam period than normal.This analysis is extremely interesting, and thus, has been discussed below. Now, not all professors are bad. some are actually superb. so lets have a sample size of N professors.
Let us consider r activities- such as teaching, setting papers, fluency in speech etc.
let 'p' be the probability that the teacher is good.
so, (1-p) is the probability that the teacher is rubbish.
then, assuming a binomial model and taking average over given number considered, we can say that the swearing coefficient is
The fourth point considered in this treatise is based on pure statistics. The point is know as Chinmays attraction law. "As exam time nears, in D Days, your feelings towards an arbitrary girl goes on increasing to the exponent".Here, γ(gamma) is the attraction probability. γ is dependent on several factors such as the nature of the person, the college where he is studying etc. If γ is the attraction probability, then, the attraction coefficient can be given by
However, in colleges like COEP, as there are very few good looking girls, and the fact that the college is filled with nerds, γ is negligible. So taking a Taylor series expansion, and ignoring higher order terms of γ ,
we can say,
The next important point is concentration span. You tend to concentrate very little while studying. breaks are frequent. Let B be the number of drinks/snacks break you take in between a span of 3 hours- a statistically important variable as all papers are 3 hours long. Then, concentration span, CSmax will be:
CSmax= 3hours/B.
Usually this value is quite low, owing to the statistically high value of B (12-15 in normal cases).
The analysis of B is also again very complex, and has been left to the Chinese.
One thing we know for certain is that CSmax is inversely proportional to t, the time before exam.
The next factor is the ratio of useful study to time spent on Facebook. This is called as the phace inverse ratio.
Now, PIR= (T.i.m.e.o.n.a.b.o.o.k/T.i.m.e.o.n.f.a.c.e.b.o.o.k.).
cancel the common terms in the equation, we get,
PIR=(1/face)
It has been statistically proven by the likes of our peers Shriram Kardile and Sahil Patwardhan, that time spent on Facebook is roughly 5 times the time spent on reading a book.
so, it can be concluded that PIR=(1/5)
(from their publications Facebook is more fun that studies. Kardile,Patwardhan and Datar.)
Ok, so I guess these many factors are enough to formulate the time remaining for the exam T.
We can conclude, that T, the time to exam is directly proportional to:
1)Attention span
2)Swearing time
3)number of calls
4)coefficient of attraction
and is inversely proportional to
1) Concentration span.
Thus, we can mathematically conclude:
Introducing the constant of proportionality, the PIR to the equation to get rid of the proportionality sign and substituting the values for respective coefficients, we get
Thus, finally we have arrived at the examination formula.
Original research carried out by:
Chinmay A Datar
Anant M Devi.
Helping Hands:
Sumedh Dhabu
Virendra Kakade
Abhishek Ambede.
References:
Probability and Random Processes
-Stark and Wood. (3rd years, see, its not that bad a book. has many useful applications afterall)
Why facebook is better than book
-Sahil Patwardhan, Ajinkya Rao
Facebook to book ratios
-Shriram Kardile.
We thank all our friends for supporting us throughout the research, and are hopeful that our efforts will be awarded at the IEEE conference of vadheevpana.
-P.S- mathematical errors have been deliberately introduced to hide original equations and research.
-Authors.
Now then, coming back to the point, as this was my 7th semester in the college, I have given a total of 14 exams plus a number of 10 mark tests. A large enough sample size has been generated through the experience of me and my friends to draw out the following conclusions about the time near to exam. These will be known as the Datar-Devi Approximations, after its researchers, Datar and Devi.
To start of with. Let 'T' be the time left for an exam. This is usually about 2-3 days for a typical COEP paper, for which one can actually study. For simplicity we shall assume that T is a rectangular distribution. from -T to 0.
However, we never start studying at the start of the rectangular function. Studying is a statistically boring process. We usually start our studies at an arbitrary time instant H, after -T. Again, this will be a rectangular distribution over T.
Now, as it is statistically observed, attention span is dependent on H. let Asp be the attention span.
This will give you the attention span that you will get, depending on when you start studying. This is a critical factor for getting good marks. ideally, toppers have H close to T.
The second important point that is under consideration is Number of calls you make asking your friends "How much timepass you have done?" this can be denoted by N(h). Number of calls before exam are way more that those on ordinary days.
N(h)=e^2kh.. k= Phony constant. the derivations for above terms are extremely complex and is beyond the scope of timepass. So, it has been left to the Chinese to come up with the proofs for the same.
The third important factor is time you end up swearing at and cursing your Professors. Now, as the trend is, we curse our profs as being useless and incompetent much more during exam period than normal.This analysis is extremely interesting, and thus, has been discussed below. Now, not all professors are bad. some are actually superb. so lets have a sample size of N professors.
Let us consider r activities- such as teaching, setting papers, fluency in speech etc.
let 'p' be the probability that the teacher is good.
so, (1-p) is the probability that the teacher is rubbish.
then, assuming a binomial model and taking average over given number considered, we can say that the swearing coefficient is
The fourth point considered in this treatise is based on pure statistics. The point is know as Chinmays attraction law. "As exam time nears, in D Days, your feelings towards an arbitrary girl goes on increasing to the exponent".Here,
However, in colleges like COEP, as there are very few good looking girls, and the fact that the college is filled with nerds, γ is negligible. So taking a Taylor series expansion, and ignoring higher order terms of γ ,
we can say,
The next important point is concentration span. You tend to concentrate very little while studying. breaks are frequent. Let B be the number of drinks/snacks break you take in between a span of 3 hours- a statistically important variable as all papers are 3 hours long. Then, concentration span, CSmax will be:
CSmax= 3hours/B.
Usually this value is quite low, owing to the statistically high value of B (12-15 in normal cases).
The analysis of B is also again very complex, and has been left to the Chinese.
One thing we know for certain is that CSmax is inversely proportional to t, the time before exam.
The next factor is the ratio of useful study to time spent on Facebook. This is called as the phace inverse ratio.
Now, PIR= (T.i.m.e.o.n.a.b.o.o.k/T.i.m.e.o.n.f.a.c.e.b.o.o.k.).
cancel the common terms in the equation, we get,
PIR=(1/face)
It has been statistically proven by the likes of our peers Shriram Kardile and Sahil Patwardhan, that time spent on Facebook is roughly 5 times the time spent on reading a book.
so, it can be concluded that PIR=(1/5)
(from their publications Facebook is more fun that studies. Kardile,Patwardhan and Datar.)
Ok, so I guess these many factors are enough to formulate the time remaining for the exam T.
We can conclude, that T, the time to exam is directly proportional to:
1)Attention span
2)Swearing time
3)number of calls
4)coefficient of attraction
and is inversely proportional to
1) Concentration span.
Thus, we can mathematically conclude:
Thus, finally we have arrived at the examination formula.
Original research carried out by:
Chinmay A Datar
Anant M Devi.
Helping Hands:
Sumedh Dhabu
Virendra Kakade
Abhishek Ambede.
References:
Probability and Random Processes
-Stark and Wood. (3rd years, see, its not that bad a book. has many useful applications afterall)
Why facebook is better than book
-Sahil Patwardhan, Ajinkya Rao
Facebook to book ratios
-Shriram Kardile.
We thank all our friends for supporting us throughout the research, and are hopeful that our efforts will be awarded at the IEEE conference of vadheevpana.
-P.S- mathematical errors have been deliberately introduced to hide original equations and research.
-Authors.
Sunday, 19 September 2010
Time to wake up our King.
The views expressed in this post are all personal opinions, and are bound to be explosive in nature to pro congress, anti-Hindu, anti-cultural people of India. If you consider yourself one of these, you can quit reading the post here itself, and go back and dwell on your western philosophies. Those who are having similar thoughts- like mine, will definitely go on reading.
Today, we see, that Hindu Dharma is widely being criticised everywhere. A Hindu does something, the whole Hindu society is seen as a culprit. Its a fancy that the current government along with full media backing are trying to create- delineating Hindu culture, corrupting Hindu traditions, with full effect. A sadhu gets arrested for making nationalist remarks, mahagurus like Swami Ramdev are accused of mixing human remains in their medication, Sex scandals are forcefully placed on Sadhus, tapaswis and yogis. A mullah or a missionary will actually do it, and there will be no news on such events! why! the indian mainstream media, backed by the mafia and missionaries, is hell bent on destriying the hindu image.
A Ajmal Kasab is reported to have Motives behind his actions. The government gives him a fair trial! whats the point of doing this? He is just the pawn. extract information from him, and execute him in full view of the public! The current government lacks guts to take any action. Its highly ineffective, and its main motive is to make secure its black money hidden in swiss banks rather than addressing problems faced by 84 percent of the population- Hindus.
Hindus are becoming second grade citizens in their own motherland. How different is this as compared to the situation under the sultanates? Any thing happens, a hindu is always blamed. Always. some of these accusations are extremely frivolous, absurd and vile.
Then there is the issue of bollywood. It is in fact so crap, that I dont watch any movies- they are either anti Hindu, pro-islamic, or pro-western. For some god damn reason, even these scum believe that terrorists have emotional motives behind their bombings(ref kurrbaan etc.) I havent watched a bollywood movie which promotes indian nationalism in ages. maybe the 70s or 80s. I hate the whole industry anyway. its full of so called westernized body showing whores and good for nothing gangsters.
Coming back to the main point- be it through mass media, movies, government inefficiency, or whatever reason, Hindus are being subjected to abject treatment. They are being brainwashed against their own culture. they are being ridiculed, they are being mocked, and they are being taken for granted.
Well, they themselves are to blame for going into a submissive position. They never vote for parties that will actually work for them- parties like RSS, HMS. Any good work these organisations do, the current government is anyway there to point out that it is infact anti-national. Infact, the government is more timid than anything in the world- why not oppose Chinas aggressive advancements?
Im not talking on this anymore. My blood boils. And it hurts me ever more. Id just like to ask the great Shivaji Maharaj, the last true saviour of Hindus to provide us strength, courage, cunning and confidence to take on these Anti-Hindu people, show them that their place is even below the sewers. Savarkar has rightly put these sentiments in the wordings below:
हे हिंदुशक्ति-संभूत-दिप्ततम-तेजा
हे हिंदुतपस्या-पूत ईश्वरी ओजा
हे हिंदुश्री-सौभाग्य भूतीच्या साजा
हे हिंदू-नृसिंहा प्रभो शिवाजीराजा
करी हिंदुराष्ट्र हे तूते | वंदना
करि अंतःकरण तुज अभि | नंदना
तव चरणि भक्तीच्या चर्ची| चंदना
गूढाशा पुरवी त्या न काठू शकतो ज्या
हे हिंदू-नृसिंहा प्रभो शिवाजीराजा ! ||१||
हा भग्न तड असे गडगडाचा आजी
हा मग्न आज जयदुर्ग आंसवांमाजी
ही भवानीची ह्या ओउन्हा गंजली धारा
टी म्हणुनि भवानी दे न कुणा आधारा
गड कोट जंजिरे सारे | भंगले
जाहली राजधान्यांची | जंगले
परदास्य-पराभवी सारी| मंगले
या जगति जगू ही आज गमतसे लज्जा
हे हिंदू-नृसिंहा प्रभो शिवाजीराजा! ||२||
जी शुद्धी हृदाची रामदासशिर डुलवी
जी बुद्धी पांच शाहींस शत्रूच्या झुलवी
जी युक्ती कूटनीतित खलांसी बुडवी
जी शक्ती बालोमात्तास पदातली तुडवी
ती शुद्धी हेतूची कर्मी | राहु दे
ती बुद्धी भाबड्या जीवा | लाहु दे
ती शक्ती शोणितामाजी | वाहु दे
दे मंत्र पुन्हा तो, दिले समर्थे तुज ज्या
हे हिंदू-नृसिंहा प्रभो शिवाजीराजा ! ||३||
Today, we see, that Hindu Dharma is widely being criticised everywhere. A Hindu does something, the whole Hindu society is seen as a culprit. Its a fancy that the current government along with full media backing are trying to create- delineating Hindu culture, corrupting Hindu traditions, with full effect. A sadhu gets arrested for making nationalist remarks, mahagurus like Swami Ramdev are accused of mixing human remains in their medication, Sex scandals are forcefully placed on Sadhus, tapaswis and yogis. A mullah or a missionary will actually do it, and there will be no news on such events! why! the indian mainstream media, backed by the mafia and missionaries, is hell bent on destriying the hindu image.
A Ajmal Kasab is reported to have Motives behind his actions. The government gives him a fair trial! whats the point of doing this? He is just the pawn. extract information from him, and execute him in full view of the public! The current government lacks guts to take any action. Its highly ineffective, and its main motive is to make secure its black money hidden in swiss banks rather than addressing problems faced by 84 percent of the population- Hindus.
Hindus are becoming second grade citizens in their own motherland. How different is this as compared to the situation under the sultanates? Any thing happens, a hindu is always blamed. Always. some of these accusations are extremely frivolous, absurd and vile.
Then there is the issue of bollywood. It is in fact so crap, that I dont watch any movies- they are either anti Hindu, pro-islamic, or pro-western. For some god damn reason, even these scum believe that terrorists have emotional motives behind their bombings(ref kurrbaan etc.) I havent watched a bollywood movie which promotes indian nationalism in ages. maybe the 70s or 80s. I hate the whole industry anyway. its full of so called westernized body showing whores and good for nothing gangsters.
Coming back to the main point- be it through mass media, movies, government inefficiency, or whatever reason, Hindus are being subjected to abject treatment. They are being brainwashed against their own culture. they are being ridiculed, they are being mocked, and they are being taken for granted.
Well, they themselves are to blame for going into a submissive position. They never vote for parties that will actually work for them- parties like RSS, HMS. Any good work these organisations do, the current government is anyway there to point out that it is infact anti-national. Infact, the government is more timid than anything in the world- why not oppose Chinas aggressive advancements?
Im not talking on this anymore. My blood boils. And it hurts me ever more. Id just like to ask the great Shivaji Maharaj, the last true saviour of Hindus to provide us strength, courage, cunning and confidence to take on these Anti-Hindu people, show them that their place is even below the sewers. Savarkar has rightly put these sentiments in the wordings below:
हे हिंदुशक्ति-संभूत-दिप्ततम-तेजा
हे हिंदुतपस्या-पूत ईश्वरी ओजा
हे हिंदुश्री-सौभाग्य भूतीच्या साजा
हे हिंदू-नृसिंहा प्रभो शिवाजीराजा
करी हिंदुराष्ट्र हे तूते | वंदना
करि अंतःकरण तुज अभि | नंदना
तव चरणि भक्तीच्या चर्ची| चंदना
गूढाशा पुरवी त्या न काठू शकतो ज्या
हे हिंदू-नृसिंहा प्रभो शिवाजीराजा ! ||१||
हा भग्न तड असे गडगडाचा आजी
हा मग्न आज जयदुर्ग आंसवांमाजी
ही भवानीची ह्या ओउन्हा गंजली धारा
टी म्हणुनि भवानी दे न कुणा आधारा
गड कोट जंजिरे सारे | भंगले
जाहली राजधान्यांची | जंगले
परदास्य-पराभवी सारी| मंगले
या जगति जगू ही आज गमतसे लज्जा
हे हिंदू-नृसिंहा प्रभो शिवाजीराजा! ||२||
जी शुद्धी हृदाची रामदासशिर डुलवी
जी बुद्धी पांच शाहींस शत्रूच्या झुलवी
जी युक्ती कूटनीतित खलांसी बुडवी
जी शक्ती बालोमात्तास पदातली तुडवी
ती शुद्धी हेतूची कर्मी | राहु दे
ती बुद्धी भाबड्या जीवा | लाहु दे
ती शक्ती शोणितामाजी | वाहु दे
दे मंत्र पुन्हा तो, दिले समर्थे तुज ज्या
हे हिंदू-नृसिंहा प्रभो शिवाजीराजा ! ||३||
Monday, 2 August 2010
Polly-nomial.
Many of you must have got this as a forward ages ago! but somehow i managed to forget posting this up! damn funny thing...
In George H. Scherr, ed. The Best of The Journal of Irreproducible Results, p.147. Workman Publishing, 1983
"Once upon a time (1/t), pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors, when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix. Now Polly was convergent, and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly, however, had changed her variables that morning, and, feeling particularly badly behaved, she ignored this condition on the grounds that it was insufficient, and made her way in amongst the complex elements.
Rows and columns enveloped her on all sides. Tangents approached her surface. She became tensor and tensor. Quite suddenly, three branches of a hyperbola touched her at a single point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of directrix, and went completely divergent. As she reached a turning point, she tripped over a square root which was protruding from the erf, and plunged headlong down a steep gradient. When she was differentiated once more, she found herself, apparently alone, in a non-euclidean space.
She was being watched however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking inner product. As his eyes devoured her curvilinear coordinates, a singular expression crossed his face. Was she still convergent, he wondered. He decided to integrate improperly at once.
Hearing a vulgar function behind her, Polly turned round, and saw Curly Pi approaching with his power series extrapolated. She could see at once, by his degenerate conic and his dissipative terms, that he was bent on no good.
"Eureka" she gasped.
"Ho, ho!" he said. "What a symmetric little polynomial you are. I can see that you are absolutely bubbling over with secs".
"Sir", she said, "keep away from me. I haven't got my brackets on.
"Calm yourself my dear" said our suave operator, "your fears are purely imaginary".
"i, i" she thought. "Perhaps he's homogeneous then?".
"What order are you?" the brute demanded.
"Seventeen", replied Polly.
Curly leered. "I suppose you've never been operated on yet?" he said.
"Of course not" Polly cried indignantly. "I'm absolutely convergent".
"Come, cone," said Curly. "Lets off to a decimal place I know, and I'll take you to the limit".
"Never" gasped Polly.
His patience was gone. Coshing her over the coefficient with a log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities. He stared at her significant places and began to smooth her points of inflexion. Poor Polly. All was lost. She felt his hand bonding to her asymptotic limit. Her convergence would be gone for ever.
There was no mercy, for Curly was a heavyside operator. He integrated by parts. He integrated by partial fractions. The complex beast even went all the way round, and did a contour integration. What an indignity! Curly went on operating until he was completely and absolutely orthogonal.
When Polly got hone that evening, her mother noticed that she had been truncated in several places. But it was too late to differentiate now --- the seeds having been sown. As the months went by, Polly increased monotonically. Finally, she generated a small, but pathological, function, which left surds all over the place, until she was driven to distraction."
The moral of this sad story is this: It you want to keep your expressions convergent, never allow them a single degree of freedom.
In George H. Scherr, ed. The Best of The Journal of Irreproducible Results, p.147. Workman Publishing, 1983
"Once upon a time (1/t), pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors, when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix. Now Polly was convergent, and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly, however, had changed her variables that morning, and, feeling particularly badly behaved, she ignored this condition on the grounds that it was insufficient, and made her way in amongst the complex elements.
Rows and columns enveloped her on all sides. Tangents approached her surface. She became tensor and tensor. Quite suddenly, three branches of a hyperbola touched her at a single point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of directrix, and went completely divergent. As she reached a turning point, she tripped over a square root which was protruding from the erf, and plunged headlong down a steep gradient. When she was differentiated once more, she found herself, apparently alone, in a non-euclidean space.
She was being watched however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking inner product. As his eyes devoured her curvilinear coordinates, a singular expression crossed his face. Was she still convergent, he wondered. He decided to integrate improperly at once.
Hearing a vulgar function behind her, Polly turned round, and saw Curly Pi approaching with his power series extrapolated. She could see at once, by his degenerate conic and his dissipative terms, that he was bent on no good.
"Eureka" she gasped.
"Ho, ho!" he said. "What a symmetric little polynomial you are. I can see that you are absolutely bubbling over with secs".
"Sir", she said, "keep away from me. I haven't got my brackets on.
"Calm yourself my dear" said our suave operator, "your fears are purely imaginary".
"i, i" she thought. "Perhaps he's homogeneous then?".
"What order are you?" the brute demanded.
"Seventeen", replied Polly.
Curly leered. "I suppose you've never been operated on yet?" he said.
"Of course not" Polly cried indignantly. "I'm absolutely convergent".
"Come, cone," said Curly. "Lets off to a decimal place I know, and I'll take you to the limit".
"Never" gasped Polly.
His patience was gone. Coshing her over the coefficient with a log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities. He stared at her significant places and began to smooth her points of inflexion. Poor Polly. All was lost. She felt his hand bonding to her asymptotic limit. Her convergence would be gone for ever.
There was no mercy, for Curly was a heavyside operator. He integrated by parts. He integrated by partial fractions. The complex beast even went all the way round, and did a contour integration. What an indignity! Curly went on operating until he was completely and absolutely orthogonal.
When Polly got hone that evening, her mother noticed that she had been truncated in several places. But it was too late to differentiate now --- the seeds having been sown. As the months went by, Polly increased monotonically. Finally, she generated a small, but pathological, function, which left surds all over the place, until she was driven to distraction."
The moral of this sad story is this: It you want to keep your expressions convergent, never allow them a single degree of freedom.
Wednesday, 21 July 2010
निर्धार
This is probably going to be my last post for some time now, as my GRE date is just over a month away! So wanted to bid a temorary farewell on a high.
Inspiration is what is the need of the hour now- especially for me, considering the monumental task that lies ahead . I am viewing it as yet another unconquered fort, ready to be annexed to the domain of forts already scaled. Such comparisons, for me, are a tremendous boost, as to conquer the fort, the inspiration provided by shivaji maharaj is always present. A difficult situation seems to be managible. Thats always the case.
And who else but Kusumagraj can incite you to draw inspiration from Shivaji Maharaj! The following poem, though not about Shivaji Maharaj, is about in essence the spirit of a Marathi Manus. I wont wast anymore time, and will directly post the poem. Forgive me if I have made any grammatical errors in typing, I am still not used to type Marathi on Gmail.
The Poem is named Nirdhaar, and is written by Kusumagraj.
निर्धार
समर भूमीचे सनदी मालक शत युद्धाचे मानकरी
रणफंदीची जात अमुची कोण आम्हा भयभीत करी!
घोरपडीला दोर लावूनी पहाड-दुर्गट चढलेले
तुटून पडता मस्तक खाली धुंद धाडणे लढलेले
खंदकातल्या अंगावर हासत खेळत पडलेले
बाप असे कलिकाळ आमुचा कीर्त गाजली दिगंतरी!
रणफंदीची जात अमुची कोण आम्हा भयभीत करी!
या मातीने दिला वारसा कठोर छाती दगडाची
दिली नद्यांनी ध्येयासाठी समर्थता बलिदानाची
पहाड डोंगर इथे संगती अजिंक्यता अभिमानाची
जगदंबेचा पालव येथे लढ्वैय्यांच्या सदा शिरी
रणफंदीची जात अमुची कोण आम्हा भयभीत करी!
करवत का नस कोणी चालावो, पिकावो कोणी शेत मळा
कलम कागदावरी राबवो धरो कोणी हातात तुळा
करत कंकण असो कोणाच्या व भाळावर गंध टिळा
शिंग-मनोर्यावारी वाजता उभी छावणी घरोघरी!
रणफंदीची जात अमुची कोण आम्हा भयभीत करी!
पोलादी निर्धार अमुचा असुरबळाची खंत नसे
स्वतंत्रतेच्या संग्रामाला विजयावाचून अंत नसे
श्रद्धा हृदयातील आमुची वाज्राहुनी बळवंत असे
मरण मारुनी पुढे निघाले गर्व तयांचा कोण हरी!
रणफंदीची जात अमुची कोण आम्हा भयभीत करी!
भारत भूमीचा वत्सल पालक देव मुनिनंचा पर्वत तो
रक्त दाबुनी उरत आम्हा आर्त स्वराने पुकारतो
"हे सह्याचाल, हे सातपुडा!" शब्द अंतर विदारतो
त्या रक्ताची, त्या शब्दाची शपथ अमुच्या जाले उरी!
रणफंदीची जात अमुची कोण आम्हा भयभीत करी!
जंगल जाळा परी मराठा पर्वतश्रेष्ठा उठला रे!
वणव्याच्या आडदांड गतीला अडसर आता कुठला रे!
तळातळातुनी ठेचून काढू हा गनिमांचा घाला रे!
स्वतंत्रतेचे निशाण आमुचे अजिंक्य राखू धरेवरी!
रणफंदीची जात अमुची कोण आम्हा भयभीत करी!
Inspiration is what is the need of the hour now- especially for me, considering the monumental task that lies ahead . I am viewing it as yet another unconquered fort, ready to be annexed to the domain of forts already scaled. Such comparisons, for me, are a tremendous boost, as to conquer the fort, the inspiration provided by shivaji maharaj is always present. A difficult situation seems to be managible. Thats always the case.
And who else but Kusumagraj can incite you to draw inspiration from Shivaji Maharaj! The following poem, though not about Shivaji Maharaj, is about in essence the spirit of a Marathi Manus. I wont wast anymore time, and will directly post the poem. Forgive me if I have made any grammatical errors in typing, I am still not used to type Marathi on Gmail.
The Poem is named Nirdhaar, and is written by Kusumagraj.
निर्धार
समर भूमीचे सनदी मालक शत युद्धाचे मानकरी
रणफंदीची जात अमुची कोण आम्हा भयभीत करी!
घोरपडीला दोर लावूनी पहाड-दुर्गट चढलेले
तुटून पडता मस्तक खाली धुंद धाडणे लढलेले
खंदकातल्या अंगावर हासत खेळत पडलेले
बाप असे कलिकाळ आमुचा कीर्त गाजली दिगंतरी!
रणफंदीची जात अमुची कोण आम्हा भयभीत करी!
या मातीने दिला वारसा कठोर छाती दगडाची
दिली नद्यांनी ध्येयासाठी समर्थता बलिदानाची
पहाड डोंगर इथे संगती अजिंक्यता अभिमानाची
जगदंबेचा पालव येथे लढ्वैय्यांच्या सदा शिरी
रणफंदीची जात अमुची कोण आम्हा भयभीत करी!
करवत का नस कोणी चालावो, पिकावो कोणी शेत मळा
कलम कागदावरी राबवो धरो कोणी हातात तुळा
करत कंकण असो कोणाच्या व भाळावर गंध टिळा
शिंग-मनोर्यावारी वाजता उभी छावणी घरोघरी!
रणफंदीची जात अमुची कोण आम्हा भयभीत करी!
पोलादी निर्धार अमुचा असुरबळाची खंत नसे
स्वतंत्रतेच्या संग्रामाला विजयावाचून अंत नसे
श्रद्धा हृदयातील आमुची वाज्राहुनी बळवंत असे
मरण मारुनी पुढे निघाले गर्व तयांचा कोण हरी!
रणफंदीची जात अमुची कोण आम्हा भयभीत करी!
भारत भूमीचा वत्सल पालक देव मुनिनंचा पर्वत तो
रक्त दाबुनी उरत आम्हा आर्त स्वराने पुकारतो
"हे सह्याचाल, हे सातपुडा!" शब्द अंतर विदारतो
त्या रक्ताची, त्या शब्दाची शपथ अमुच्या जाले उरी!
रणफंदीची जात अमुची कोण आम्हा भयभीत करी!
जंगल जाळा परी मराठा पर्वतश्रेष्ठा उठला रे!
वणव्याच्या आडदांड गतीला अडसर आता कुठला रे!
तळातळातुनी ठेचून काढू हा गनिमांचा घाला रे!
स्वतंत्रतेचे निशाण आमुचे अजिंक्य राखू धरेवरी!
रणफंदीची जात अमुची कोण आम्हा भयभीत करी!
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