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Sunday 25 October 2009

Whats in a Name?

Growing up as i did, with so many people having the same names, it was difficult, to call each by his real name, and not end up getting mltiple replies. This happens with almost all of us. Thats where the magical words- nicknames come into picture. Most of us end up getting a nickname or two. I have got god knows how many nicknames! but the most prevailant is "Chinya". I guess every chinmay gets called chinya. its the easiest thing to do in marathi. get the first part of the name, and add a suffix -ya to it... so chinmay becomes chinya, manoj becomes manya, rahul becomes rahulya etc etc.

Sometimes nicknames are derived from surnames of a particular person like Joshi becomes Joshya. But more often than not, people are referred to by their surnames. I was almost exclusively called Datar in my school. My cousin, rather than being known as Rohan is known as Soman(Surname) all over.
On the other side of the coin are some weird people who call out by taking the first name, that too formally. Mr. Datar, Mr. Chinmay! i dont think ive ever responded to such things! calling by first name, is OK, but in a crowd may again cause confusion. so nicknames come in handy.

But there are some nicknames which stand out from the everyday, commonly used standard nicknames. Ive known people who have been called some extremely weird things. Things like Chhakkya, dhunganya, kullya! eww! imagine if we apply our preceding postulate of -ya to these words! imagine if some one was called Kullya, he could actually be Kulleshwar!

Some others are totally irrelevent, although more sobre. For some reason or another, people are given some weird nicknames, and surprizingly, they stick! I know some people like that. A friend of mine, Tejas, is called Bidya. another one, Amit is called all over as Bhamtya!Aadinath is called Chaddya! Even stranger is a guy called amey is called as Kadi!Another guy, Rohit is known as Kallu!

Recently, in college, a wave of two superb nicknames has spread. Madhura is now known all over as MadB. Hats off to the person who came up with that! its really different. And Virendra is now being called Veerbhadra!  some macho nickname! (credit for this goes to madb)

College nicknames stick forever i guess. I mean names like NPower, N95, Tatya, Lakshya, Mhais, Actiwate, Mhasoba,Butukya are hard to forget!( these are Neha, Neha, Tejas, Alok, Rohini, Gautam, Rao,Siddhi-Prachi)

Some pranksters, since their school days, have an audacity to even call out their teachers by nicknames. This was extremely prevailant in my school. We used to refer to teachers with names like  wally(short for Walrus), Yam(as in yamraj), Balyaa, Badhya, Hemu, Nago, Kaku etc etc.

Nicknames, i must say have become must! how do you address someone informally otherwise!! Creating them also brings out the creativity in a person! so people, instead of doing stupid things, start coming up with some good nicknames! u can start from me if you want!(and no chini-mini please! its extremely contradictary to what i am..)

Wednesday 14 October 2009

बर्फाचे तट पेटूनि उठले

When it comes to Marathi literature, as I have time and again said, I am deeply influenced by the likes of vi va Shirvadkar(Kusumagraj), Baalkavi, Govindagraj, and Savarkar. I dont know why, but for some reason their poetry seems leaps and bounds beyond the normal third grade poetry we get to read now-a-days. Just going through their poems once is sufficient to know what they want to say. Infact the language is so bejeweled that I cannot take my eyes off it, once i start reading. And once read, the content stay in my mind- word to word for an eternity.

I dont know what, but its just the effect. No one writes such poems now, which is a really sad situation, and we have to take the blame for that on ourselves as we haven't read enough of what these great men have written. The best we can get is from Sandeep Khare. He is good, but again, nowhere near to my above quartet. The effect that a "Shravan Masi harsha manasi" or "mangal desha pavitra desha", "jayostute", "anaadi me anant me avadhya me bhala" or "saat" bring out is mind blowing. i get goosebumps every time I read one of these poems. and its not just one type of poems- their poems encompass a large spectrum of human emotions.but the ones on veer-ras are the ones i really love. in that no one can surpass savarkar and kusumagraj...

so to come to the point.. here is another one of my favourites by kusumagraj...

बर्फाचे तट पेटूनि उठले सदन शिवाचे कोसळले
रक्त आपुल्या प्रिय आईचे शुभ्र हिमावर ओघळते!


असुरांचे  पद भ्रष्ट लागुनि आज सतीचे पुण्य मळे
अशा घडीला कोण करंटा तटस्थतेने दूर पळे?
कृतांत ज्वाला त्वेषाची ना कोणाच्या हृदयात जळे
साममंत्र तो सारे, राणीची नौबत आता धडधडते !
रक्त आपुल्या प्रिय आईचे शुभ्र हिमावर ओघळते!

सह्यगिरीतील वनराजांनो , या कुहरातुनि आज पुढे
रक्त हवे जर स्वतन्त्रतेला रक्ताचे पडतील सडे
एक हिमाचल राखायास्तव करा हिमाचल लक्ष खडे
समरपुराचे वारकरी हो, समरदेवता बोलविते!
रक्त आपुल्या प्रिय आईचे शुभ्र हिमावर ओघळते!


खडक काजळी घोटुनि तुमचे मनगट-बाहू घडलेले
कडेकपरिमधील वणवे उरात तुमच्या दडलेले
काबुल-कंदाहार पथावर डंके तुमचे झडलेले
शिवतेजाची दीपमाळ पाठीशी अपुल्या पाजळते!
रक्त आपुल्या प्रिय आईचे शुभ्र हिमावर ओघळते!


कोटी कोटी असतील शरीरे- मनगट अमुचे एक असे
कोटी कोटी देहात आजला एक मनीषा जगतसे
पिवळे जहरी सर्प ठेचणे अन्य मना व्यवधान नसे
एक प्रतिज्ञा, विजय मिळेतो राहील रण हे धगधगते!
रक्त आपुल्या प्रिय आईचे शुभ्र हिमावर ओघळते!
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Sunday 4 October 2009

Of bat pees and Chairs..

The last couple of days have been absolutely weird in the way that we have been thinking and acting... i mean we(as a group) do a lot of silly things... but then in the past few days we have crossed the line..

It all began when out of nowhere, i picked on Alok, accusing him of "Deviating from his LAKSH" for staring at, well to put it, a better looking CoEP girl from first year. Dont know what got into peoples heads after that.. but everyone started picking on poor old Alok...that included Diksha...she is supposed to be a junior and not do such silly things...:P but still... Alok has been suffering badly ever since... he is forever singing..."Haa yahi rasta hai tera... tune ab jana hai..." in short.. he is addicted to the phrase..."Laksh to.. har haal mein pana hai"...hes hardly had a moment of respite...people who are now teasing him are also deviating from the original "Laksh"...man...teasers... stay focused!

Then came the cheap array of jokes from sumedh... his ability to pass comments, though useful at times, is going to drive a buldozer down his butt one day. they are sarcastic no doubt... but he should remember that they should be directed at people who are capable of passing it as a joke... "Abhinav madhli mula useless astat" to "Abhinav mule punya madhe swine flu pasarla" faar kahi khas navta.... yes but it did incur the wrath of a few abhinavites(Adani bhikari, nalstop che vadari!)

Yesterday, again, we had a hilarious sponsorship meeting...its unbelievable that the spons team have got an incredible amount of money from certain companies.. hats off to them...especially considering the severity of recession. The impression of the sponsership team is amazing. we first thought that they would be like mendicants roaming around the city for money.We even had the nerve of suggesting to rag first years to give 200 rs for raising required funds. But these people...they are all devilish... they have extracted all they could from anywhere they could, including thier own homes...which had created a lot of whisperings and snidy silly comments being passed.That said, people dont realise that such commenting could seriously damage the budding romance thats being created in the extra ordinary team.

Coincidentally, after that hilarious spons meeting, we had a infrastructure and requirements meeting... thats when all creepy ideas started crawling in my mind... the most terrifying one was regarding my event... since recession calls for cost cutting, i was really tensed as to what to do... the problem is.. im heading "Save the World" a ppt competition, to be held in Room 6 during mindspark... it has nice chairs... A certain Mrs X was specially invied for this event... to tell people who dont know her... well, she is definitely not on the thinner side...my main worry was whether she would fit in the chair! when i made my point, no one could help but laugh... even worse.. what if she fits..exactly.. and then gets stuck! man im really worried...

This moment of madness is nothing compared to what Ajinkya did a couple of days ago... we were trying to connect to the internet from the civil department... vadachya zaachya paravar baslo hoto... this was when i saw a big green wet lump, which i concluded was bat crap. i dont know what kicked into AJ after that... being the naturally curious guy that he is, he started searching for the colour of BAT PEE!! man! arent there any better things to do around in life?! bat pee!! eww!!! all i know is that it stinks... but Ajinkya actually googled it... me and akash were trying our level best not to explode laughing... the google results were hilarious... a website accused a woman for doing it with a bat(not the flying one.. but the baseball one)...but yahoo answers had an even funnier answer... "Its supposed to be purple!" it read... man!! why search bat pee?! and why read its supposed to be purple!! its hilarious!! next time i see potassium permangante, im going to be reminded of bat pee.. for sure..

its been a fun week.. mindsparking, doing crazy things, learning that just hanging out in college with people rocks! apart from that... learnt many more new things... its been a week of mixes it so seems..Alok, once deviating from his laksh is back on track...its good to have him back.... Rohini, Divya, Rao, and their entire team has come up with all new ways of conning people, even loved ones... they need a life... sumedh is going to have his butt bulldozed in the upcoming days...we finally concluded that Mrs X will fit in the chair.. thanks to hep from omkar...oh.. and finally thanks to rao, i learnt a gruesome thing...bat pee is purple...