Last few days, a thought comparing India captain MS Dhoni to Wizarding world legend Harry Potter has been crossing my mind. While it may seem far fetched, on certain points, parallels can most certainly be drawn between the two. Look for example the sports they play- Dhoni is the best player his team has in his position, Harry is the best player his team has for his position. Both have won their teams trophies on their own. However on the flip side, both have never been made accountable for what can be called off limit and shameful behavior, only being saved from the sack because of their perceived importance.
On any other day, I would never have even thought of comparing these two. However, when MSD came out and actually saw "positives" from the messed up New Zealand tour, where he could have done so much more, these comparisons- especially those where both have been given a long long rope- started to surface.
I have nothing against Dhoni the one day captain- he is the best in business, but just his passivity and tendency to throw away test matches just riles me. And despite him doing this for a long long time, he doesn't get the sack he deserves. For me, he should go as the captain of the test team, on his own, but stay in and around the team.
The only other character who gets this long a rope is Harry Potter, and there the comparisons start to form. this long rope syndrome is the only reason i was prompted to write this anyway. I know that many will think that this is probably too stretched and compared, but hey, have a look from this point of view as well. Im giving a comparison table describing acts of Harry and MSD with some comparison parameters. Im not forcing them down your throat, but do have a serious consideration about it.
Point of Comparison
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Harry Potter
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MS Dhoni
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Sports Played
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Quidditch
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Cricket
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Position
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Seeker
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Wicket Keeper
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Status in team
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Best player for his position
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Best player for his position
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Important Cups comparisons
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Won the Quidditch Cup for the team when the senior most player in the
team had his final chance (Oliver Wood)
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Won the Cricket world cup for the team when the senior most player in
the team had his final chance (Sachin)
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Being handed captaincy even though not the seniormost in the team
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Captain ahead of Angelina Johnson
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Captain ahead of Viru, Gauti etc
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Strange selections as captain
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Selected Ron Weasley, his buddy when he was a pathetic keeper,
prompting Slytherins to sing “Weasley is our King”. Picked Dean Thomas for a
match- who was again his buddy.
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Keeps picking pathetic non performing players such as Raina, Ishant,
Jaddu etc as they are his buddies
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Overlooking good players for to include his buddies in the team
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Ron for Cormac MacLaggen
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Ishant instead of Umesh etc,
Jadeja/Ashwin instead of Mishra etc
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Winning Tournaments that he did not deserve to win
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Triwizard Tournament- thanks to Voldemort and Cedric being killed
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Champions trophy- thanks to rain and England choking
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Luck factor
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Incredibly lucky to have numerous narrow escapes
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Incredibly lucky to have numerous narrow escapes
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What happens when you leave them alone in impending danger
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Loses his consciousness when he comes near dementors. Has to learn a
new spell to overcome it
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Loses his off stump/Edges to the slips when facing inswingers from
genuine fast bowlers such has Steyn, Johnson etc. Has never learnt how to
overcome it
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Applying glaze and polish to victories after donkey work by others
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Ron and Hermoine do all the hard work to reach the philosophers
stone, he gets all the applause
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Gambhir and Yuvraj and Zaheer do all the hard work in WC2011, gets
all the applause for the final performance
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Lack of killer instinct in duels
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When he has his opponent down and out, uses the expelliarmus spell
and goes on defensive
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When he has his opponent down and out, uses square leg, deep
midwicket and long on and sweeper and goes on defensive
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Has a bigshot godfather who no one likes
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Sirius Black
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N. Srinivasan
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Most popular person in
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Gryffindor
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CSK
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Atleast 1 official wanted him sacked
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Snape
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Amarnath
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What happens?
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Decision overruled
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Decision overruled
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Being saved by others from tight situation he lands himself in
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Number of times people like Neville, Ron, Hermoine, Sirius, Lupin,
Dumbledore save him is huge
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Number of times people like Sehwag, Yuvraj, Kohli, save him is huge
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Invisibility
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Tends to hide under the invisibility cloak to avoid trouble
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Tends to wear an invisibility cloak to hide from media when team is
in trouble/loses badly
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Framed by someone close to his perceived god father
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Peter Pettigrew
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Gurunath Meyiappan
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Is careless causing others to land in trouble
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Sirius Black killed at Ministry of Magic when he goes to “save” him.
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So many test matches “killed” when he goes to “save” them by batting
carelessly
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Occlumancy
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Is utterly incapable of hiding what is in his mind from opponents who
take full advantage of it
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Is utterly incapable of hiding what is in his mind from opponents who
take full advantage of it
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Other irresponsible behaviour which would have have led to expulsion
if it were done by others
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Blowing up Aunt Marge by magic, Driving a flying car to Hogwarts,
sneaking out of the castle into hogsmeade
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8 test matches lost on the trot away from home, no overseas win in
last 14 games and still has says “there are positives”
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But what really happened?
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Let off each and every time and never sacked thanks to intervention
from people holding power- Dumbledore, Fudge etc
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Let off each and every time and never sacked thanks to intervention
from people holding power- N. Srinivasan, Jagmohan Dalmiya etc
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Why?
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He is untouchable as the chosen one
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He is untouchable as the chosen one
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Instead, the Indian test team can do so much with this MS Dhoni the swashbuckling wicketkeeping batsman:
hahahahahahaha this is prociless!!
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