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Saturday, 24 April 2010

Bhushan Again!

As I have time and again said, there is no poet I would like to read in Hindi, or for that matter most would like to read, after they have read or heard Mahakavi Bhushan. He is well and truly unparalleled, and I am yet to read or hear any poem on veer ras in any language which can be compared to what he has written about 300 years back. 
While on one hand, he lauds Shivaji Maharaj as a just, fair, generous king, one cannot help but contain a smile when he takes a dig at Aurangzeb. 

There is a story which goes that once Aurangzeb ordered Bhushan to write about his qualities. Bhushan agreed to do so, provided that he had Abhaydaan. When Aurangzeb accepted his request, Bhushan composed the following two chhandas:
किबले की थोर बाप बादशाह शाहजहाँ टाको कैद कियो मान मक्के आग लाई है
बड़ोभाई दाराको पकरी के मार डार्यो मेहरहो नहीं माँ को नहीं सगा भाई है
बंधू तो मुरादबक्ष बादी चुग करिबे को बीचले  कुरान खुदा की कसम खाई है
भूषण सुकवि कहे सुनो नवरंगजेब एतो काम किन्हें तेऊ पादशाही पाई है |

This literally means 
By imprisioning your father who is like the sacred water, you have committed an act which is as bad as burning the city of Mecca. By capturing and murduring your blood-brother Dara, you have shown that you do not have mercy in your heart what so ever. You gave false assurances to your other half brother Murad Baksh that you will support him for the throne by swearing to the Quran. I Kavi Bhushan am saying: Listen Navrangzeb, its because you have done these unholy deeds, you have obtained the throne.

On listening to this, the story goes, that Aurangzeb was furious. But before he could do anything, Bhushan went even further and said the following:
 
हात तसबी अलिये प्रतःउठे बंध की अपही कपटरूप कपटसु जपसे
आगरे मी जाओ दारा चौक में चुनाय लिनो छात्र ही छिनाई लीनो मरे बूढ़े बाप के
कीन्हो है सबेत  घात में तो नाही कहो फेरी पीलपे तुराय चारो चुगुलके गपके
भूषण भनत शतचंडी मतिमंड वहा सौ सौ चूहे खायके बिलडी बैठी तपके !

 Translated, this means:
Oh Aurangzeb, you think as yourself as a good man by reading the Quran every morning and by repeated taking of Gods name. But in truth you are the perfect embodiment of wickedness, and its the wickedness you pray to every morning. You killed your own brother openly in the square at Agra, and snatched your fathers throne. You slaughtered your family members and kin by stampeding them under elephants  on the slightest hints from miscreants and your spies who wanted to eliminate them for personal gains. I, Bhushan am saying that you may show the world that you are wise and religious- but this is all a pretension. Your acts are comparable only with that of a cat which has dined upon a thousand mice, and is pretending to meditate.
The story goes that each word was piercing Aurangzeb like a double edged sword. He was furious, and ordered the decapitation of Bhushan. Fortunately, Bhushan escaped before such an act could take place. A marathi translation of the whole episode is available. This is translated by Baal Kolhatkar.

प्रातःकाळी स्मरूनी खुदाचे हाती घेसी जपमाला
तुझे रूप जे मूर्तिमंत जे जपजपासी कपटाला
जिवंत असुनी बाप आपुला मेला बुभाट केला
ऐशाकरणी हाती घेतिले सिंव्हासन भूपाला!
वडीलबंधू दारा वधुनी बंधुधर्म उद्धरिला
चुगलखोर दूतांच्या वचनी वंशनाश करवियला
तुझ्यापुढे हा भूषण कुठला कुण्या तरुचा पाला
हजार मूषक मारून बसले मार्जारच ध्यानाला

I simply could not resist putting this one up on the blog. I mean, I get a sense of satisfaction everytime someone takes a dig at Aurangzeb, indeed the most inhuman and inflexible person to ever rule India. Indeed he epitomized what we can call as "A 700 year old tradition of harassing and mistreating Hindus and showing utter disregard for their religion". As Bhushan has rightly said, our Dharma is alive today, because atrocious people like Aurangzeb got a staunch resistance from the likes of Shivaji Maharaj in Maharashtra, Chhatrasal Bundela in Bundelkhand and Lacchit Barphukan in Assam.. May these heroes be rekindled in us, as we strive for a better India.
(Anyone who wants to have a better understanding of Bhushan, refer any cassete/CD by Ninadrao Bedekar. His oratory is exceptional, and he really brings the whole Bhushan kavya to life)

Saturday, 17 April 2010

The 10 commandments of T.Y. E&Tc

This year, Our class as such has bonded really well. I mean its improved leaps and bounds! Nearly everyone interacts with everyone. Dont know how such a sudden change took place, but nevertheless, its a welcome change for sure. We have been able to do ever more mischief ever since this increased interaction. I have had not enjoyed class life as much as I am enjoying now, since i left my legendary class from SPM(Really missed those people). But anyway, it feels good to be back on track in the aspect of class life. Analyzing this year, i realized that there are some peculiar things we do in the class, which I guess have become a hallmark of T.Y.E&Tc.

here are the 10 rules, that one should follow(I guess)
  • Commandment 1: "Thou has to say name of a boy when a girl comes in late to for a class(Like Ram)"
  • Commandment 2:" Thou has to shout "NAAAAAAHIII" when Dipak does anything"
  • Commandment 3:"Thou are to sing the James "Bond" music when Rajendra Enters the class."
  • Commandment 4:"There is only One MANE. Thou should not compete with him."
  • Commandment5:"Thou art to indulge in Chalk fight and exclusively blame Divya and or Rajendra  for it."
  • Commandment6:"Thou are to givre Birthday Bumps to all people having their birthday in that month and Kaustubh Sambharkar on every monthend."
  • Commandment 7:"Every now and then thou has to sit 1 boy per bench and observe the weird expression on the faces of the girls!"
  • Commandment 8: "Thou have to tell Babya  "Sir "Jounral" anla nahiye.. next time sure deto!" at each and every practical." 

    • Commandment9: "Thou has to call out Rohini if she is sitting in front of you and when she looks back, tell her to "Pudhe Bagh""
    • Commandment 10:"Thou has to round up on Rao and yell "KAO KAO" whenever he answers/comes in the class, or gets singled out by teachers!"
    Well, this is surely the routine for this semester. And let me tell you its a rocking one as well! Man... really when it starts getting nice, the sem end is near!

    P.S. I completely forgot this,(for which I apologize).
    "KAHEEEEEE KAAY REEEEE!!" to all nutcases who don't follow the above rules!(Added 21 April)

    Tuesday, 13 April 2010

    Back to School!!

    The only reason that I am writing, or rather copy pasting this post from the facebook page of my friend Pranav, is that it takes me, or rather my whole group to the wonderful school days. Those who have read my blog will know how notorious we were as a class. Pranav has taken us all back to have a glimpse of those black and white and eternal memories.


    Pranav: -2003-04 chi goshta... nagmani miss attendance ghet ahet... 1-yes miss...2-yes miss...3-yes miss.............. 20-yes miss.... 21- Anupam Kelkar says "hazar"....... nagmani says "shut up!!! u are not in marathi medium school..." hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Anupam Kelkar
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
    mala normally last bebch chi saway hoti .. tya diwashi pudhe baslelo... mhanun aiku gela hahahhahah
    Anupam Kelkar
    @pranav.. kahi goshti aayushabharasathi astat... 
    Gaurav Bafana
    loved tose days... she once said in class
    *root*3 + *root*2 = *root*5
    hahahahahahahahha
    Adwait Gokhale
    hahaha....ani ekda apan danga karato hoto me shittya marat hoto ani nagmani miss alay achanak ani weecharla who was whistling..mazhya battya gul zhalya hotya pan apli unity koni kahi bolla nahi
    Neha Joshi
    hahahhaha kamaaaall!!! te divas parat havet... :(((
    Anupam Kelkar
    UNITY
    Anupam Kelkar
    mala atta distayt nagmani miss 'shut up ....' mhantata tyanchya south-indian accent nadhe
    Pranav Kale
    haha....
    Chinmay Datar
    bafana.. te 8th madhe hota!!! best part was tejas joshi ni batli madhe dudh anla hota nagpanchami la!! hahahaha!!
    Mrinmayi Huprikar
    exa square and no mmy child ;-)
    Adwait Gokhale
    hahaha... maths workbook..cha matter asycha nehmich..
    Adwait Gokhale
    ti weecharychi mala have u solved this!! full chehrya war question mark...!! sagla aslekar ani bafna cha copy asaycha
    Gaurav Bafana
    Mala dhamki dileli `instead of finding out my mistakes try to concentrate on studies '
    Adwait Gokhale
    hahaha ho re...hahaha 
    Ameya Abhyankar
    edya UNITY ani non co-operation best hota aplya class cha !!!
    Adwait Gokhale
    ho...supriya ni shikawla..ani apan tilach latakwa..te waprun..
    Sanmit Karandikar
    hahahahahahahahahaha.........!!!!!!!!!
    ek-ek kisse kalla hote........7th madhe mi shubhangi la tondawar BAN-PAV mhanalo hoto.........!!!!!!
    balya ni petavli hoti........adwait hota mazya barobar.......!!!!!
    Gaurav Bafana
    7th madhe shivya ghalto mhanun saglyanna dharlela ani gharchyanna bolavlela !!! KAMAAL kisse ahet
    Gaurav Bafana
    Mandar bhosle ni Neha Bhide chya kanakhali marleli :D karan tine tyachi compass kachryat takleli
    Anupam Kelkar
    mala athawtay .. bhoslecha kissa.. alpenlibe cha wrapper taklela neha bhide chya bench khali...  
    Chinmay Datar
    8th chya trip madhe ameya ratri eka kholitun dusrya kholit parafeet varun ala hota 3rd floor chya!!! ahahahhaa!!! te pan uchha hota!!
    Neha Joshi
    aaa ho ban pav mala pan athawtay!!!
    Adwait Gokhale
    hahahhaa ban-paav.... asa medha maan yeun bollya class class madhe!! mhane i heard that you calling teachers by names like "ban-paav" hahahahah and badhir...hahahaha and baidabai for anupama miss....lolzzz baidabai kay hahaha
    Neha Joshi
    ho... ani mrinmayi cha asa assumptio nahe rather chinmay cha pan....ki 7TH madhe astana akkha class shnata hota shubhangi miss hotya ordat ..... ani me achank oradle aaa ban pav... tevha pasun ticha nav padla..... BANPAV awra!!!
    Adwait Gokhale
    ahhahaha 7 th sarwat matter year hota...!!! jagat li sarwat mothi height mhanje me blue house cha PREFECT.. ani 6 subjects madhe fail!! achanak..
    Neha Joshi
    fail kay arey awra!!! mala ek athawtay... tya varshi diwali party ka asa kahitari hota evenin la shalet... ani ABOLI BHUJBAL.... goggle ghalun aleli... lol :D!!!
    Adwait Gokhale
    ahhaha neha atta awarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Anupam Kelkar
      'Gharasamor baag zali aahe, mirtala khelayla patra lihun bolwa'

    aaplya Mahaan Shri Tejas Joshi hyanche patra
    ----------------------
    Priya mitra Ameya (ghati asawa)...  
    Majhya gharasamor Vivekananda baag zali aahe, Khelayla ye

    Tuza mitra Tejas (swatach asawa)
    ------------------------
    ZALA PATRA hahahhahahaha
    Adwait Gokhale
    hahhahaha...khara!!! hey jagat la sarwat best patra asel..
    Pranav Kale
    hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah.......... mala athavtay tejas joshi cha letter... hahahahahah... bhari hota te...kahihi hota...
    Anupam Kelkar 
    mala ti jaga pan athawtye jikdu ubha rahun tyani wachla patra.. leftmost row.. last bench.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
    Neha Joshi
    aaaaaaaaa hooooo mala pan athawtay... wen was dis???? i dunno if i was in his class.... pan mala athawtay hey nakki...
    ghaannn hataaii keleli daglyanni tyachi... mala tar tyach ani saili mate cha VADHIW bhandan athawtay.... jorat khanakhali marleli tichya.... hahhahahha!!!
    Mandar Bhosale
    hyahahaha
    Adwait Gokhale
    wahhh tanna..pan alay atta comenting la!! mandar bhosale ni balya thappad mast khalli hoti..!! sports room madhe sagle hoto..shivya deto mhanun saglyana ubha kela hota..preyet jan ekacha naav ghet hota ani ma tyana war jaun bolwaycha lecture madhun..hahah alok gandhi waeet phasla hota tevha mhane saglyanacha dabba khato..mhanun..
    Chinmay Datar
    @ anupam. he patra tejas joshi ni bangwa la lihila hota. mazya ghara samor vivekanand baag zali ahe, khelayla ye!! 8th madhe hota i guess!!
     
    These were just a few memories which were stirred. There are hundreds and thousands of such amazing things that have now hid following so many years after school. I am sure, that one day, many of them will definitely be revealed! Till then, I am enjoying the current lot that has surfaced!
     
    A special thanks to Pranav, Adwait, Anupam, Ameya,, Gaurav B, Neha and Mrinmayi for sharing the memories! Long live our pranks and even longer live our legacy in school!