Superhero Abhya

Abhya,(Full Name: Abhishek Kulkarni, अभिषेक कुलकर्णी) born 9 April 1988 in the city of Pune, is a well known multi faceted super star. He is world famous in Pune as "Baap of Chuck Norris"(He is not, according to his statements) and is known for his locally acclaimed roles in international projects of the Grandest stage. When a list of superhumans is produced, Abhya is 3rd on the list only behind The great Rajani and Chuck Norris himself. Abhya is almost Herculean in his own right, and is right called a Superhero. He has starred in lead roles in over 200 Hindi, Marathi and English Films, Dramas, Plays, Sitcoms etc.

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Early Life:

Abhya was born in Pune on 9th April 1988. The day is forever recorded as a milestone in the annals of Punes history. A golden plate commemorating the birth of a pre-proclaimed superstar(Abhyas rise to stardom was a Akaashwaani before he was born) was laid in the Pune Municipal Corporation in his honour.
When Abhya was 4 years old, he was enrolled into the Shikshan Prasarak Mandalis English Medium School in Junior KG. He made rapid strides by advancing a level every year and at the same time maintaining 1st Rank. His only competition was Her Royal Highness Maharani Shashwati Atwe Tararaani. But despite strong challenge from the Maharani, Abhya always singlehandedly defeated her. This was no mean feat, and this came to be known all over Pune. Abhyas love for education and movies was firmly built in this school. Nagamani Bai and Hemlata bai are his inspirations, and Abhya will thus, Always Love them.

After Graduating from SPM, Abhya enrolled in NuMaVi college and graduated with flying colours. Thereafter, he got admitted to the PVGs college of engineering for Electronics & Telecomm. Engineering was a trifle for Abhya and he completed it effortlessly. At the same time he started participating in football, turning out for Fulora FC as a midfielder. He and Ghodke formed a considerable partnership till Abhya started feeling the stress of the game after an injury to Joshya. Abhya then hung up his boots and turned to acting and emulating Chuck Norris.
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The Chuck Norris Comparison

Abhyas Reputation was massive even before he turned to movies. But when he got into movies, he reached a new level of superstardom. He made Chuck Norris and Rajanikant run for their money by acting in over 200 Movies, sitcoms, serials, stage shows in English, Marathi and Hindi in a space of barely two years.

The movies along with his preceeding reputation as a no nonsense magical midfielder elevated Abhya to very lofty levels. People couldnt understand how he manages to regulate his tiring workload in his company and yet act in so many movies. Thus he was conferred the label of a superhuman.

Strange rumours are present abound about Abhya in his hometown of Pune. Girls are particularly scared of him. This is because it is said that Abhya has the power to ***PAHALAJ NIHALNI edit this word***
 them just by looking menacingly at them. This is however just a rumour spread around by his ill wishers. There is no person in this world who has a heart as big as Abhya, and he never has such outlooks.
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Abhya and his Movies:

Abhya has acted in a variety of movies portraying very different roles. Some comedy, some serious and even some female roles.Abhya mostly acts in his films by his own name. If the character that abhya plays has the name abhya, then irrespective of what the character is- man, woman, monkey, stone, potato, the film becomes a super hit. Abhyas favourite costar is Ulka Kabual who, Abhya helped a lot financially by helping her open a factory of producing natural salts, masalas and pickles. This tale was storylined in the movie Abhya chi factory. Each and every film of Abhya is based on his life or future life, but we do not have time and space to tell any of them.

Abhya looks for his friends to co-produce the movies. His schoolmates and Whatsapp gang members a group known as CAPPASSARGS,SPM,Pune help him with the funds to an extent of 2%. Rest of the amount, Abhya gets from god knows where. Abhya is the operating head of  CAPPASSARGS. All the other stuff related to movies- directing, editing, costume, sets are all designed by Abhya himself.

Abhyas filmography is attached at the end of this writeup.

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Personal Life:

Despite such flaming success and a name all over the world, Abhya remains modest and firmly grounded. He never flirts with girls, and verbally beats the shit out of other people who carry out misadventures with girls. However during such sessions Abhya never swears. Abhya, as of now is SINGLE. Girls are scared of him, but they should not be. He is a very kind hearted person who is very open to meet new people. Girls should infact try to date him as if in a good mood, Abhya can give them roles in his movies and elevate them to stardom.

In his spare time, Abhya spends time on Fulora maidan, Taljai, Whatsapp and many eateries- most Notably Relax. Abhya is a Brand Ambassador for Relax Pav Bhaaji. He specializes in devouring Paav Bhaji, Pujao and Chikoo shake platter. Since as of now, Abhya does not have a girlfriend, Chikoo shake and Ahbya are inseperable companions. Abhya, though he does not admit, has a massive crush on one his costarts- Truptidevi ever since they acted together in two films. Abhya in his earlier days also had a fling with this girl called Yo-Geeta, the story of which is told in the movie Yo-Geeta-Abhyaa-Ghotale.
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Some facts and rumours about Abhya:

1) ***PAHALAJ NIHALNI edit this statement.***
2) Abhya filmed a 3 hour movie in 30 mins.
3) Abhya is single even though girls go gaga over him.
4) Abhya can travel in time.
5) Abhya once went past 8 opposition players before scoring a goal. The net was torn to pieces after his shot.
6) Abhyas bike is so heavy, that only Abhya can ride it. Mare mortals such as ourselves cant even put it on main stand.
7) Abhya is a big devotee of the Chikoo Shake.
8) Abhya is the inventor of the Organic Chikoo Milkshake Making machine and has it patented.
9) Abhya la pahila pass magitla ki to Chautha Deto.
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Abhyas Filmography:

Abhyas Filmography	Type	Language
नवरा माझा अभ्याचा	Movie	Marathi
बाळाचे बाप अभ्याचारी	Movie	Marathi
दोघात तिसरा अभ्याला आता विसरा	Movie	Marathi
थांब अभ्या कुंकू लावते	Movie	Marathi
How I met your abhya	Sitcom	English
माहेरचा अभ्या	Movie	Marathi
Crouching trupti hidden abhya	Movie	English
आली बाबा आणि ४० अभ्या	Stage Play	Marathi
जाऊ तिथे अभ्या भाडखाऊ	Movie	Marathi
अभ्याचा "डार्क नाईट रायझेस"	Movie	Marathi
Abhya in the middle	Movie	English
Whos abhya is it neway?	Movie	English
We know what abhya did last summer	Movie	English
३ बायका, अभ्याचं आईका	Movie	Marathi
मी अभ्याताई सपकाळ	Movie	Marathi
७ च्या आत, अभ्या घरात	Movie	Marathi
फॉरेनची अभीण	Movie	Marathi
चौकट अभ्या	Movie	Marathi
योगिता अभ्या घोटाळे	Movie	Marathi
मी अभ्याराव बोलतोय	Movie	Marathi
अभ्यास्पर्श	Movie	Marathi
४ दिवस अभ्याचे	Serial	Marathi
अभ्याला सासू हवी	Serial	Marathi
अभ्या तुझा आशीर्वाद	Movie	Marathi
सासू नंबरी अभ्या दास नंबरी	Movie	Marathi
आईविना अभ्या भिकारी	Movie	Marathi
नवरी मिळे अभ्याला	Movie	Marathi
The Big bang abhya	Sitcom	English
गोष्ट धमाल अभ्याची	Movie	Marathi
कुंकू माझं अभ्याचं	Movie	Marathi
शिक्षणाच्या आईचा अभ्या	Movie	Marathi
अभ्याच्या आईचा घो	Movie	Marathi
बाप रे बाप, अभ्याला ताप	Movie	Marathi
अभ्याची साडी	Movie	Marathi
गोष्ट छोटी अभ्याएवढी	Movie	Marathi
अभ्याची फॅक्टरी	Movie	Marathi
अगं बाई अभ्याच्य्या!	Movie	Marathi
राजा अभिश्चान्द्र	Movie	Marathi
अभ्याळमाया	Serial	Marathi
उंच माझा अभ्या	Serial	Marathi
अभ्याढाल	Movie	Marathi
अभ्यात्तरायण	Movie	Marathi
Abhya at lokhandwala	Movie	Hindi
दुर्गा म्हणतात अभ्याला	Movie	Marathi
अभ्याखेड एक गाव	Movie	Marathi
कायद्याचं अभ्या	Movie	Marathi
एक डाव अभ्यापछाड	Movie	Marathi
Killing abhya softly	Movie	English
Kiss kiss abhya abhya	Movie	English
Mr and mrs abhya	Movie	Hindi
Abhya in law	Movie	English
अभ्या की आयेगी बारात	Movie	Hindi
हम आपके हे अभ्या	Movie	Hindi
लेक अभयची या घरची	Movie	Marathi
No one killed abhya	Movie	Hindi
अमर अकबर अभ्या	Movie	Hindi
३ अभ्या	Movie	Hindi
सीता और अभ्या	Movie	Hindi
हम है राही अभ्या के	Movie	Hindi
Abhyazilla	Movie	English
अभ्या झमीन पर	Movie	Hindi
Trip to centre of abhya	Movie	English
अभ्या बहाद्दूर	Movie	Hindi
अभ्या अपना अपना	Movie	Hindi
Abhya calling abhya	Movie	Hindi
अभ्या और शबनम	Movie	Hindi
फुल और अभ्या	Movie	Hindi
होगी अभ्या की जीत	Movie	Hindi
जो जीता वोही अभ्या	Movie	Hindi
Abhya of the year	Movie	Hindi
नो एन्ट्री- पुढे अभ्या आहे	Movie	Marathi
अप्पू अभ्या	Movie	Hindi
1942-Abhyas Love story	Movie	Hindi
दे अभ्भ्या!	Movie	Marathi
डोंबिवली अभ्या	Movie	Marathi
पाक पाक अभ्या	Movie	Marathi
मी अभिषेक कुलकर्णी बोलतोय	Stage Play	Marathi
दहावी अभ्या	Movie	Marathi
अशी ही अभ्यांबनवी	Movie	Marathi
Love sex aur abhya	Movie	Hindi
Harry potter and prisoner of Abhyakaban	Movie	English
अभ्याच हा	Serial	Marathi
अभ्या एक्स्प्रेस	Stand up Comedy	Marathi
The burning Abhya	Movie	Hindi
अभ्यीय्या!!	Movie	Hindi
Saving Privet Abhya	Movie	English
दिलवाले अभ्या ले जाएंगे	Movie	Hindi
राजु बन गाय अभ्यामन	Movie	Hindi
अभ्याक्षेत्र	Movie	Hindi
Abhya of the jungle	Movie	English
Abhya Mountains	Movie	English
Deep blue Abhya	Movie	English
Planet of Abhya	Movie	English
अभ्या सातबंडे	Movie	Marathi
अभयचंच बोला	Movie	Marathi
एक होता अभ्या	Movie	Marathi
अभ्या तुर्क, बाकी अर्क	Stage Play	Marathi
श्शशशश!! अभ्या है	Movie	Hindi
Naughty abhya	Movie	English
मै अभ्या दीक्षित बनना चाहती हू	Movie	Hindi
गल्लीत गोंधळ, अभ्याला मुजरा	Movie	Marathi
अभ्यावंशम	Movie	Hindi
अभ्या बाय पास	Movie	Marathi
शांतेचं अभ्या चालू आहे	Stage Play	Marathi
अभ्याभ्याची चाळ	book adapted to a play	Marathi
अभ्या की जवानी	Movie	Hindi
अभ्याफसवी	Stage Play	Marathi
जानेभी दो अभ्या को	Movie	Hindi
मै अभ्या की दिवानी हू	Movie	Hindi
झुठ बोले अभ्या काटे	Movie	Hindi
अभ्यासद	Movie	Hindi
अभ्या पगला दीवाना	Movie	Hindi
अभ्या चाचा	Movie	Hindi
अभ्या ४२०	Movie	Hindi
जाबतक है अभ्या	Movie	Hindi
एक अभ्या थी	Movie	Hindi
अभ्या माझा छकुला	Movie	Marathi
कभी ख़ुशी कभी अभ्या	Movie	Hindi
तू चोर मै अभ्या	Movie	Hindi
देखणी बायको अभयची	Movie	Marathi
अभ्या मिल गया	Movie	Hindi
कहो न अभ्या है	Movie	Hindi
अभ्याविनायक	Movie	Marathi
रोटी कपडा और अभ्या	Movie	Hindi
LOC Abhya	Movie	Hindi
अभयची सासू	Stage Play	Marathi
श्रीयुत अभ्याधर टपोरे	Serial	Marathi
अभ्या-एक प्रेमकथा	Movie	Marathi
अभ्याग्रंथ	Movie	Marathi
क्योंकी सांस भी कभी अभ्या थी	Serial	Hindi
तुझे आहे अभ्यापाशी	Stage Play	Marathi
अभ्या तिथे मी	Movie	Marathi
The abhya next door	Movie	English
अभ्या मी अभ्यामी	Stage Play	Marathi
अभ्याराम गटणे	solo	Marathi
Lord of the Abhya	Movie	English
१.४० का लास्ट अभ्या	Movie	Hindi
अभ्या भाड्याने देणे आहे	Movie	Marathi
गुळाचा अभ्या	Movie	Marathi
Bombay 2 abhya	Movie	Hindi
Desperate abhyawives	Sitcom	English
Tom dick and abhya	Movie	Hindi
Me, abhya and Irene	Movie	English
वीर अभ्या	Movie	Hindi
The chronicles of abhya	Movie	English
अभ्या फेरी	Movie	Hindi
Abhya no.1	Movie	Hindi
The abhyanator	Movie	English
अभ्या आपके है कौन	Movie	Hindi
अभ्या का रिश्ता	Movie	Hindi
अभ्या-ए-आझम	Movie	English
The girl with abhyas tattoo	Movie	English
Abhyafly effect	Movie	English
Abhya lies	Movie	English
अभ्या ने बनादी जोडी	Movie	Hindi
Mother abhya	Movie	Hindi
अभ्यांग तुक्याचे	Movie	Marathi
अब अभ्या के हवाले वतन साथियो	Movie	Hindi
अभ्या-गेट	Movie	Hindi
जिस देश मै अभ्या रेहता है	Movie	Hindi
The Italian abhya	Movie	English
अखियो से अभ्या मारे	Movie	Hindi
अभ्या तुने क्या किया	Movie	Hindi
Abhya drift	Movie	English
लागे राहो अभ्या भाई	Movie	Hindi
Abhya Friday	Movie	English
अभ्या-ए-मुस्तफा	Movie	urdu
अभ्याहोत्र	Serial	Marathi
अभ्यासंभाव	Serial	Marathi
अभंग्ग	Movie	Hindi
एक और एक अभ्या	Movie	Hindi
कौन बनेगा अभ्यापती	TV show	Hindi
Abhya,dosti, etc	Movie	Hindi
rA.bhya	Movie	Hindi
अजब अभ्या कि गजब कहानी	Movie	Hindi
slumdog abhya	Movie	English
The curious case of Abhya Kulkarni	Movie	English
Gangs of Abhyyabour	Movie	Hindi
Abhya rider	Movie	English
Lord of Sahakarnagar and fellowship of Abhya	Movie	English
Lord of Sahakarnagar and two abhyas	Movie	English
Lord of Sahakarnagar and return of the Abhya	Movie	English
AbhyaD	Movie	Hindi
अभ्या न मिलेगा दोबारा	Movie	Hindi
Honeymoon abhya pvt ltd	Movie	Hindi
Agent abhya	Movie	Hindi
अभ्या गद्दार	Movie	Hindi
सत्यम् शिवम् अभ्यं	Movie	Hindi
चाचा चौधरी और अभ्या	Movie	Hindi
Yogita in abhyas shadow	Movie	English
अभ्याजादे	Movie	Hindi
The exorcism of abhya kulkarni	Movie	English
अष्टरूपा जय अभ्यालक्ष्मी माता	Serial	Hindi
अभ्या होगा तेरा बाप	Movie	Hindi
अंधेरी रात मै अभ्या तेरे साथ मै	Movie	Hindi
अभ्या माझा नवसाचा	Movie	Marathi
अभ्यांची जत्रा	Movie	Marathi
फक्त अभ्या म्हणा	Movie	Marathi
लव के लिये अभ्या कुच भी करेगा	Movie	Hindi
Ladies vs Abhya Kulkarni	Movie	Hindi
How to tame your abhya	Movie	English
७ अभ्या माफ	Movie	Hindi
एक बंदर अभ्या के अंदर	Movie	Hindi
अभ्याज डे आउट	Movie	Hindi
अभ्या-तृप्ती की तो निकल पडी	Movie	Hindi
अभ्या एक विदूषक	Movie	Marathi

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All content in this post is to be taken lightly and as Humour. Abhya we love you man! you rock.
Special thanks to Adya, Pampya, Vaaddya, Sunya, Phadkya, Piya, Ganjya, Sanmya for making up Abhyas Filmography!!