Tuesday, June 24, 2014

1. 19 Recent Social Media Trends(Could think of that many) that will make you want to pull your hair in frustration #PissedOff #BullshitLists

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2. Bullshit Memes
#WTFdoyouwanttosay
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3. Random Personal Memes which make no sense
#BOROMIRisaLegend
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4. This
Im sorry I dont want diabetes.
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5. The dreaded comparison of legends- Maybe of epic greatness or stupidity.
#ThisComparisonbetweenindividualsofepicawesomenessorepicstupidity.
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6. Those Yo Yo Selfies with all the swag and the gold. Im Awesome \m/
#SelfiesArePathetic. #SWAG
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7. @CAD checked in @CafeGoodluck with @VBH, @NSS, @AAD. No one actually gives a shit where you are eating- other than your rectum.
#YourlifemaybeawesomebutIjustdontcare.
Because I dont care where you go with whom.
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8. Dude, I got a new awesome camera and I will show it off even though I dont know how to use it- PS- I spent my parents money.
#EveryoneisaPhotographer
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 9. Those © symbols on the most randomest, worthless photos.
#Pathetic. #Fact
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10. Plastic Emotions and nonsense internet jargon
#NotCool
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11. Unwanted Data
#BandwidthHogger
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12. @AAD,@RDV, @VSC, @AMD, @SSD, @VVK, @APA, @KSA, @XYZ, @ABC and 174 others were tagged in this post.
#Noonegaveafuck.
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13. Narcissist Depression- Sad But True

#Stoplikingyourownposts. #emotionsmakenosense.
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14. These Senti posts
 Mongo is a little Indian kid who has to walk 20 km to go to school every day. Every single time you like, share or comment on this blogpost, a National bank donates 1p for Mongo. With this generous donation that you make (simply by sitting at home), we buy a whip, and make the lazy bastard run.
#LikesCommentsAndSharecontributestoEducation
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15. Unwanted Public Respect. 
#UnwantedRespectExpressed #GloryhoggerAdmin
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16. Bogus Babajis- who give you babaji ka thullu 
Babaji is very powerful. All Bhakts share Babajis Blog on their walls and receive Babajis blessings.
All non bhakts post babajis blog link on wall of atleast 15 people in next 20 mins or else lead a forever alone life.
#Theseforwardssuck.

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17. These posts:
#ILoveMyMomButImnotsharingthisPic.
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18. Putting Random Quotes on photos of famous people and passing half baked cookies as wisdom.
##EinziegelsteinUwacha(Einzeigelstein Says)
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19. #OKnowImDoneIvebeenusingtoomanyhashtags. #Weirdblogpost #WTFisthis. #OhNo #Authorgonemad #WTFisthislist #Pissedoff #Irritated #Whomadethis #Killthemall. #Hashtags
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#TheTitleofthePostIsAlsoTheSortOfThingThatAnnoysYou-#Lists.(That is the first point in case you missed - Weird Lists)

8 comments:

  1. :D ;) & "i literally did laugh" reading this.

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    1. hahaha!! thanks Manjusha! :D that was the whole point ;)

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    2. Hi,

      I have been reading your blog for a while now...This was awesome post!! Keep it up!! :) :)

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  2. Chinmay...agdi khara ahey...I always say...people will also check in @toilet...status reads...filling the tumbrel...going to sandas....

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    1. mazya olkhit tar eka mulinni "Now Brushing My Teeth" asa status update kela hota. kahi sangta yet nahi lokancha. kahihi karu shaktat.

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  3. Ha ha ha ...u made me laugh
    Keep it up

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  4. Nice. Bhanje, you should blog regularly.

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