Sunday, May 31, 2009

Dear Old Arsenal



FOLLOWING RECENT RESULTS YOU ARE CORDIALLY

INVITED TO THE


ARSENAL

END OF SEASON DINNER ‘n’ DANCE


Menu


Starters

Bendtner-Adebeyor Kicks


Main course

Humble pie

Frogs Legs

William Gallas– “catch of the day”


Dessert

Hard Cheese

Sour Grapes


Wine

L’urine de Wenger, Carrington 2004

(a hard-to-swallow sample vintage)



Games:

Emmanuel Eboues’ WILD RED CARDS.



Guest speakers

José Mourinho

Sir Alex Ferguson (treble winner)



Guests who are seeking to drink Champaign are kindly requested to bring their own bottle, as we appear to have lost ours.



Bookings 0800 10 10 10 (0800 Won Nothing Won Nothing Won Nothing)

Venue: Demolished Highbury Stadium, Avenell Road, Highbury, London, N5 1BU.

For Further Information, please visit http://www.arsenal.com/

4 comments:

  1. Plagiarism...
    Post the link from where you picked this up..

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  2. and its sad you still have to be explained that no matter what happens in the world, the best football in the world is played by Arsenal...
    Secondly, Arsenal is a club which creates bright stars and leaves them off in the world. So with a team like theirs, its no wonder they aren't trophy material. Even so, they achieve the best of the best with the resources available, and are a candy to watch...
    And Wenger has achieved what no other person can achieve with a team. That is, to make players pretty humble and of such quality which is unsurpassable... And that too with a team so young... That their average age at one game was 21 (even though Lehmann was playing and his age is 30 something)...
    I have nothing against any club, but I don't like it when someone talks ill of some other club for no reason... If you have quality, you have to appreciate it...

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  3. Best football in the world??

    Of course, Chinmay has a lot to learn when you talk of appreciating quality..

    Original or not, I like the post..

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